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@grawlix.bsky.social
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Humor and wonder. my posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rxp7y5sbwe…

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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ifytryrealhardyoucngetlikesixnemwafflebitsrightnere
waffle quarters in a plastic dish
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
without googling it: what is the actual 'nut' in Honey Nut Cheerios?
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
but what if I forget to not hold on to control at the exact right moment? what if I lose control of not needing control???
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't need a cuddle puddle I need a cuddle primordial soup
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
code within code within code within code, the newest of media containeth the old
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i love my glow-in-the-dark snowman bubbler
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this seems like a good moment to re-emphasize for everybody that I, personally, am anti-plague. but of course I respect if people have disagreements.
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the first recorded evidence of live eusexua was Jimi Hendrix at the 1967 Monterey Pop festival
youtu.be
Jimi Hendrix - Like A Rolling Stone at Monterey Pop (4K)
YouTube video by Rafa Aguirre
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
at this point I just presume fka twigs to be all-knowing and all-seeing this isn't a cultish delusion, it's just a sound epistemic policy during these scarce epistemic times all models are wrong! but some are useful. even better, twigs isn't just a model she's a dancer and polymath
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
always be drafting
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
don't make yourself sick worrying about writing down or recording your inspirations before you forget your inspirations made their way into your mind at the time and manner of their choosing. your inspirations will make their way into your history by the same choosing.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really need to get even gayer
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
well this is a fucking trip isn't it
my thread about ignoring warnings getting reposted by a bot account named "I'M BEGGING YOU -- MY CHILD CANT WAIT"
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when alarm designers design alarms, how do they decide how alarming the alarm should be?
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"If you surrender your creative capabilities, all you have left to offer the dominant social order is your obedience." this is a cool quote because it works in the other direction if you surrender your social obedience, all you have left is your creative capability
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is actually a good daily-life example of what deconstruction is there's a legal construct represented here which I've clearly violated, but I haven't violated the law legally they could have added "except by consumer" but they didn't because they have little interest in informing the consumer
warning label fron a power plug that says "do not remove this tag"
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
foolish is a man who believes to prove himself in a world of cheats
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Johnny Cash was woke as fuck btw
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Silence of the Lambs tv party game: - scrub to a random point in the movie - if it lands on a full-frame of Clarice Starling's face, take a drink - on a full-frame of Hannibal Lecter's face, take a puff - on another camera shot, watch until the next full-frame face - repeat until screams are gone
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've reached the point where I really don't think I have short-term memory issues, I'm actually just amazing at hiding items from myself.
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SCHEMING. CRIMING. THROWING OVER.
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THIS IS THE MOST CAREFULLY WRITTEN ARTICLE ON ALL OF WIKIPEDIA
en.wikipedia.org
Obsessive–compulsive personality disorder - Wikipedia
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there was a short span of my childhood when I kinda thought the Dalai Lama was spelled dolly llama bc they were just a llama named after dolly parton
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@karenho.bsky.social this you?
lyrics from Short Skirt Long Jacket ending with Karen (ho)
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That goo in your skull is sloshing around pretty good.
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
where is the AI that gives you the exact timestamp in the exact episode or movie for that screencap that's gonna make this post so funny that it changes the fuckin world
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
update
the flesh is ripe
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Prof McLuhan and the Whimsical Sociologists
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
future history will reveal that zuck was forced to accept the pouty infinity ballsack as meta's logo while the other nazi reindeer got to take stealth bomber shits all over our eyeballs, I'm excited to watch the documentary its like when Drake got peed on in public
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fellas 😎 when looking for body tips u need to be listening to what medical journals have unambiguously been saying for generations
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the only distinction between secrecy and privacy is the sense of control
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Elon crying after Neil Armstrong called him mediocre (10 hours)
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dunning-Krugerposting. That's a new thing now, I know what I'm doing.
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
spaghetti squash that says "the flesh must relax"
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
statistically I have incredible gaydar, the trick is just that I'm not the one who gets to know
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bullshitting is the lowest and most important and funnest form of discourse
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
music.youtube.com
Que Sera
YouTube video by Wax Tailor - Topic
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
alienation of mind from body begins with the digits
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yes reconstruction without recolonization!
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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it takes a lot of honey nut cheerios with extra fruit nut and marshmallow toppings to fuel this much existential rage
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ON SALE THIS WEEK: - Jimmy Eat Wood - Parafloor - My Chemical Remnants - Floor Out Boy - The Promise Rug - Floorboard Confessional
“EMO FLOORING” shop
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
music.youtube.com
Purple Rain
YouTube video by Prince - Topic
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grawlix @grawlix.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I went to the ER for the applebees buzzer in my butt, but I STAYED in the ER for the triage buzzer in my butt
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
as per my last message in a bottle i remain shipwrecked
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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me when Napolean tries to say some shit about Farmer Jones coming back
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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
BANANAS to imagine the vibe of playing LIVE TRIP HOP in Moscow just barely after the fall of the USSR CERTIFIED trip
music.youtube.com
Numbed In Moscow
YouTube video by Portishead - Topic
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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
an interesting phenomenon in the legal community is trial lawyers who came to law school as frustrated theater actors. I think that's pitiful, really. I came to law school as a frustrated poet, which is far more dignified.
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Joker is punk @jokerispunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
before this is over fka twigs will be the owner of all of sex
music.youtube.com
Girl Feels Good
YouTube video by FKA twigs - Topic
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