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business goose🪿

@goose.art
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seattle’s most businessy goose. honk status: im up in the woods

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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 2m
the curse of good fortune 😔☘️✌️
message from middle earth labeler saying i got a legendary shielf of khazad dum with +50 strength when i already have a dwarven ring of power with +60 strength +1 fortune
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 4m
surprise friend spotted in capitol hill
picture of a racoon facing away from the camera sitting up in a tree
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 6h
is this anything?
photo of a grungy metallic UI filled with a grid of blurred images
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 06/10/2026
can you make out what lurks in the fog...
gray photo
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 05/10/2026
ah, the historic character of the market has returned 😵‍💫
photo of cars driving in pike place market, a crowd of pedestrians trying to get out of the way
picture of old white subaru driving in the pike place market
picture of someone holding a piroshki bag pointing at a huge blue suv driving on the market streetpicture of people waiting to cross the pike place market street as a red kia drives by
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 05/10/2026
unfortunately it seems that nobody shared a link on here with the old thumbnail embedded
screenshot of "blue thumbs", which tracks embedded thumbnails for links shared on bluesky. it shows two thumbnails for the kurzgesagt video, one with an army of red-faced agents, and one with a graph titled "AI Agent Attack". there were two titles shared, "Ai just became humanities biggest threat" and "The Moment they Lost Control of AI"
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 05/10/2026
after all, why not, why shouldnt i?
screnshot of a post by natalie.sh showing i am on page 10 of witchsky, implying i will hit the next page button
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 05/10/2026
this millionaires tax initiative is some ghoulish shit. i think they are hoping that people just instinctively vote yes for everything? anyways vote no on ip-645, this is insane
voter pamphley showing arguments for and against a millionaire tax in seattle. annoyingly the ballot initiative is for REPEALING the tax,so the argument "for" is clearly written by millionaires trying to dodge taxes and the argument against is written by people who understand economics
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 03/10/2026
this place could be the basis of a crazy wes anderson movie
photo of a large concrete structure with "welcome to concrete" painted on it in giant red letters
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 02/10/2026
color zones in darktable are too powerful. it should not be this easy to lie about colors.
screenshot of color zones in darktable being used to adjust green trees to be yellow and make the background bluer. the image is a bunch of yellowish trees in front of a lake with foggy hills behind them.
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 01/10/2026
had a funny experience where i stopped dead in my tracks to take photos of an owl but my family member didnt even see it, i got a bunch of pictures and then it flew away before anyone but my aunt even noticed it was there
small owl sitting on a sign looking to the leftsmall owl sitting on a sign looking into the camerasmall owl sitting on a sign looking up and to the left with a mildly concerned expressionzoomed out picture of a small owl looking at the camera from atop a sign that reads "winthrop"
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 28/09/2026
*randomly zooms in* 🫪
very specific holocaust related conversations on bluesky atlas "czech jewish women born in the early 20th c" "dutch jewish women from amsterdam" "polish early auschwitz victims"
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 26/09/2026
absolute cinema
photo of an orange and white fluffy cat standing on a windowsill at golden hour
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 25/09/2026
maybe @moderation.bsky.app has some idea what's going on? don't see anything from clearsky...
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 25/09/2026
pretty epic siri moment is you can swipe down from camera island and say "add this to my calendar" and itll read the stuff on the screen and add it to your calendar
screenshot of bluesky with siri overlay saying it added sr3 town hall to my calendar dor monday october 19
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 23/09/2026
me when i'm ate strong cheese:
gray cat with one ear flipped inside out
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 23/09/2026
if dogs wore corn, would they wear it like this?? or like this?
photo of a hotdog on a plate with a baby corn inserted laterally into the endphoto of a hotdog on a plate with a baby corn inserted vertically in the middle
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 23/09/2026
look at this masterpiece
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 22/09/2026
girl dinner
photo of a tray with two peeled tiny bananas and a peanut rice square with chocolate
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 21/09/2026
chat is this good
about $60 worth of poker chips on a red tablecloth
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 20/09/2026
i have discovered something very problematic about @jcsalterego.bsky.social
jev says that based on jerry's posts he is 58% likely to be cake
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 20/09/2026
there's something very cursed about asking jev to choose between two things that are not remotely on the same axes
paul frazee classified as CTO of bluesky or just some guy named paul ranked 65% just some guy named paul
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 20/09/2026
there's no way...
blue between saying cee.wtf is 79% propitious mango
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 20/09/2026
i am going to commit bukkake
screenshot of a website called blue between asking whether business goose is propitious mango or unpropitious mango, showing he is 67% unpropitious and a mere 33% propitious
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 20/09/2026
why would they say this about me...
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 20/09/2026
good enws fellas, brainz are on the menu
blue between saying business goose is 18% stupid and 82% smart
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 19/09/2026
i wonder if he knows about the pillow
photo of a cat sleeping in box with a pillow that looks like him laid on top of him
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 19/09/2026
i got 60% i know my moots
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 19/09/2026
i have dropped this little piece of shit $10 thermometer into water, oil, concrete. i thought it was finally broken for good but cleaned off the corroded contacts with some alcohol and its good as new babyyy!!!
hand holding a well worn thermometer thay says 79.9°f
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 18/09/2026
what do you mean... "flavored" with meat?
photo of a jar of prego italian sauce labeled "flavored with Meat"
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 18/09/2026
youre not going to believe this but there is still a place where you can get arizona iced tea for less than a dollar
photo of a row of arizona iced teas with a sticker reading 89c
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 18/09/2026
according to grocery store association CEO, it is bad to charge you more for groceries based on surveillance, but good to charge some people less money than you based on surveillance. these are two different things 🙂‍↕️
screenshot of quote from amanda dalton, president and ceo of northwest grocery retail association
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 18/09/2026
blurry photo of a gray cat turning around to look at a pillow facsimile of an orange cat
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 17/09/2026
the most underrated thing about IKEA is you can get unlimited spare parts with no proof of purchase whenever you need
screenshot of email saying thank you for your ikea spare parts order
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 17/09/2026
i am learning quickly that jev does not know what it's talking about
asking magic 8 ball if i can fight 5 ant sized horses and it saying no with 65 percent confidence
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 17/09/2026
like damn look at this one
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 17/09/2026
yeah that could definitely be the case, i'm noticing it's ramping up more. but still, a lot of accounts i liked sort of look like this on there
graph of activity on bluesky with a sudden halting around june of this year
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 15/09/2026
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 15/09/2026
for waddlin, i got "time, week, seattle" which i guess is pretty reasonable
screenshot of forest tui showing a graph of words in goose.art's waddlin leaflet with time, week, and seattle on top
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 15/09/2026
handily trounced, however, by @cozylittle.house...
screenshot of a tui called forest showing stats for celine @cozylittle.house with 15.9k words written across 58 posts
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 15/09/2026
i am barely ahead of @pfrazee.com , gotta keep pumping those numbers
screenshot of forest ui for paul frazee showing 11.7k total words written
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 15/09/2026
wow i've written 12k words in waddlin so far.
screenshot of an experimental tui for @leaflet.pub that gets statistics for publications, showing i've written 12k words in the waddlin publication
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 13/09/2026
frog soup
drawing of a frog lounging in a can of hot water with "frog soup" written on it
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 13/09/2026
my pooter is in another state but here is a doodle
drawing of a well loved fluffy frog
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 13/09/2026
spidermen pointing at eachother labeled anthropic and openai , bottom text says "you need to slow down"
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 13/09/2026
you guys remember when scallion coffee was all the rage?
latte with a lot of foam sitting on a wooden table, the coffee foam is covered in scallions
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 13/09/2026
living the dream of watching portlandia in portland
picture of a tv on a wall showing a woman giving birth and carrie and fred armisen from portlandia
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 12/09/2026
this is a crazy, kind of depressing chart
graph of blocks for goose.art showing a massive uptick of 2774 blocks all at once and a slow growth otherwise? the follower chart just barely ekes out the total people blocking on lists
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 11/09/2026
wait hold up this login form is soooo nice
screenshot of a login form that shows at:// with a spinner around it
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 11/09/2026
my profile would cost $128 on x here u can download my entire car for free :) goose posts too cheap to meter
screenshot of xbill.bisks.net receipt showing a $128 bill for 25,671 posts on one profile (mine)
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