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Molly Robison

@mollyrobison.bsky.social
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Baker of goods, dodger of phone calls. Used to sing songs. Bog witch in a field in Wisconsin.

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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22h
Had lunch with my uncle today, who I adore. He has MS and it’s gotten pretty debilitating, but it can’t touch his sense of humor. “I practiced meditation and tai chi forever, so I’m pretty good at having MS.” Love you so much, Phil.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the “absolutely heartwarming moments” category, my dear sweet bud from high school/college, with whom I talk not nearly enough, reached out today…for an old chili recipe I made that he enjoyed 😭
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That thing where you’ve been lucky enough never to leave a job on bad terms and now folks from your old jobs are helping with your new job… God that’s nice. That’s so nice.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Miggy Rojas you simply must stop making the announcers cry my heart cannot take it. 🥹😭
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Solskinnsboller, after their 2nd prove, being squished, filled with homemade vanilla custard, and glazed. 🍽️
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to a local brewery’s lakeside Oktoberfest. There is no way to be angry while drinking NA beer and eating pierogi by twilight. 🍽️
Five pierogi with a dollop of sour cream sit in a disposable bowl with a blue pattern. The pierogi are scattered with green onions and crumbled bacon.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My mother frequently complained that she would wake up “puffy” and I genuinely had no idea what the hell she was talking about; she always looked like her normal self to me. I gotcha now, ma. This is bullshit. 😂
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The wild look and sleepy eyes of an old man who no longer waits for his mother to wake him up at 7; he will bring himself downstairs for his breakfast at promptly 6:30, thank you very much.
An elderly, sleepy red and white King Charles Cavalier Spaniel stars up at the camera. He is hungry.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Baking challah, sitting outside with a cigarette and coffee. Still makes me feel like my dad is going to come outside and “yell” at me by which I mean DO NOT LET YOUR MOTHER CATCH YOU.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I take advice really poorly, and I’ve always wondered why, and I think it’s partially because I worry so much that I’m subconsciously insulted that they (wrongly) think I haven’t thought to worry about the thing they’re suggesting. Like guys I am SO good at worrying I do not need your help.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just bought cigarettes for the first time in probably 15 years, which feels extremely appropriate for this season of my life.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A new thing I have also learned is that flyers don’t fucking work. Don’t waste your money.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will be crying today, it’s just a matter of what completely inane occurrence flips the switch. Let’s find out together.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having to give up weed because I can’t justify the cost. My brain is a fucking nightmare; y’all thought I was intolerable *before*. My sweet summer children. Just you wait.
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Lu @rendernev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welcome, Autumnal Equinox. The King of Autumn greets thee.🍂
My painting of a pumpkin rider on a black horse surrounded by autumn leaves and mushrooms.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe because I woke up sad today I will go to bed vaguely optimistic? That’s how it works, yes?
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oops I hoped.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I fucking hate relaxing.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m not even trying to catastrophize - it *genuinely* feels like the more I hustle/advertise/promote, the less engagement I get. It is wild. 😅
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Girl dinner.
A plastic container of spicy green olives and a plastic container of milk chocolate coconut haystacks from a small deli.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My fav moment of yesterday - I was hanging a flyer in a bar and I obvs do not spend any time in bars anymore, but some drunk old guy behind me said “hey, hey, hey” semi aggressively and I’m glad my immediate reaction was still to say “hey fucking what” without turning around 😅 There was no response.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend is opening a huge fucking restaurant in Milwaukee and he texted me last night - it was just a photo of a man taking a peaceful sunset walk through a field with a dog, captioned “this and you hit me in the head with a brick.” I am so glad I’m not opening a restaurant. 😂
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Would give almost anything to not have to hear about that athlete shitting herself anymore, tbh.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So far my understanding of being a small business owner is that it mostly involves waking up vaguely optimistic and going to bed very sad.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When the boomers no longer exist, I hope to fucking Christ phone calls die with them. Believe it or not, you do not need to hear my voice to communicate with me. You do not WANT to hear my voice to communicate with me.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ze menu of ze week - gingerbread cinnamon rolls and peanut butter marble brownies. I’ll let you guess how many orders I have received thus far. 😂😭😅🍽️
Ten swirled gingerbread cinnamon rolls cooling in a metal 9”x13” pan, before being iced.Ten iced gingerbread cinnamon rolls cooling on a wire rack.Three triangular peanut butter marble brownies stacked on a white plate with a blue rim.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A magical thing happened yesterday which was that I was able to have a conversation on the phone and enjoy it. This has not happened in probably ten to twelve years.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I received 1 order for 1/2 of a loaf of this this week.
A twisted loaf of maple apple pie babka cooling in a glass pan sitting on a wire rack.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Le Tigre’s “Deceptacon” is being used in a Starbucks commercial so if you see Kathleen Hannah today tell her she just ruined my childhood.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Crying in a parking lot because I’m not allowed to hang flyers at the library because I am for profit
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The menu this week: salted caramel banana cake, maple apple pie babka. I have received one order thusfar, but it is from someone I don’t know, which is a good thing I suppose. 🍽️
Three square pieces of banana cake with a thick salted caramel glaze sit on a clear glass plate.6 slices of swirled maple apple pie babka sit on a thin strip of parchment paper.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There is nothing funnier to me than a small business that claims to be “trying their best” not to use AI to advertise. Get absolutely fucked, brother.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Zero orders placed the week after your first pop-up is a tremendously bad feeling. (Orders are open til Wednesday but folks have usually been ordering right away.) I fucking hate this.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My fella suggested I try something savory on the menu this week just to gauge peoples’ interest - I’m giving tahini onion rolls a shot (largely because they’re pretty and also because I desperately want to dip them into soup). 🍽️🍞🍜
Six tahini onion rolls (cinnamon roll shape, savory tahini and onion filling) have been sprinkled with everything bagel seasoning and placed onto a white plate.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“I am full of my dead mom’s funeral pizza,” is a wild sentence and I am able to say it to my best friends without explaining myself and I think that’s beautiful.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ah yes, the traditional 9 PM fireworks of August 22nd (wtf is wrong with my neighbors)
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me and my one order this week will go fuck ourselves, I suppose 🫠
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
just realized im bad at this (life)
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Debating whether or not the wisest choice would just be to go back to bed.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
These are the items on my menu this week that no one is going to order: • Cinnamon Chip Layered Scones • Walnut Sticky Buns I am having a bad day. 🍽️
Two triangular cinnamon chip scones leaning on one another on a small plate.Eight sticky buns in a circle (cooked in a round pan) covered in walnuts and cooling on a wire rack.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just a little coffee cake break. For the joy of it. ☕️🍰🍽️
Three square pieces of coffee cake are stacked in a triangle on a white plate.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just teared up at a video of the tenderness of someone else receiving a nice massage and I…should probably save up for a massage 😂
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Next week’s menu: things mama would’ve liked. Peanut butter brownies with chocolate ganache and sea salt, and chocolate pistachio babka. ☺️🍽️🍫🍞
Three triangular slices of peanut butter brownie with chocolate chips, topped with chocolate ganache and sea salt, sit on a blue and pink plate.A large loaf of swirled pistachio and chocolate babka bread sits on a wire cooling rack held in the photographer’s left hand.Two slices of swirled pistachio and chocolate babka bread sit on a white plate with a green edge.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You can’t make this up - she saw that next week’s menu is about my late mom (Nancy) whose birthday was 8/10…and sent me this. How is that possible. Our moms are CHATTING in some other realm and they want us to hang out, I think. 😳
A comment on an Instagram post that reads,  “Oh I’m so sorry I didn’t see this before I picked up today. MY birthday is 8/10, and MY mom’s name was Nancy! She’s been gone since 1999. Crazy, eh?”
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Team living on protein shakes until I can be guaranteed that anything else I eat isn’t going to make me shit myself (It’s a long team name but it gets the point across).
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There is a little old lady who orders from me every week and I adore her - I am making her a loyalty card. I’m going to punch off three and give her her sixth order free. Because it’s my home bakery and I can. What a joy. 🤩
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is your nighttime reminder that you can take a little scoop of chocolate chips and a little scoop of honey roasted peanuts, put them in an equally little bowl, and have yourself a little bedtime treat.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dodgers fan through and through, but I would fucking do anything for Payton Tolle. Protect that beautiful, true weirdo at all costs. 🫡
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m not extra in that I want expensive clothes or vehicles or loads of travel or anything. I am extra in that I wanted a tomato sandwich so I’m in the middle of the 4-hour process of making Japanese milk bread because it sounded good for a tomato sandwich.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My ability to go from hysterical sobbing to performing my daily tasks in under two minutes should be studied.
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