Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22hHad lunch with my uncle today, who I adore. He has MS and it’s gotten pretty debilitating, but it can’t touch his sense of humor. “I practiced meditation and tai chi forever, so I’m pretty good at having MS.” Love you so much, Phil. 130
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In the “absolutely heartwarming moments” category, my dear sweet bud from high school/college, with whom I talk not nearly enough, reached out today…for an old chili recipe I made that he enjoyed 😭 030
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That thing where you’ve been lucky enough never to leave a job on bad terms and now folks from your old jobs are helping with your new job… God that’s nice. That’s so nice. 121
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Miggy Rojas you simply must stop making the announcers cry my heart cannot take it. 🥹😭 000
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Solskinnsboller, after their 2nd prove, being squished, filled with homemade vanilla custard, and glazed. 🍽️ 3455
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Went to a local brewery’s lakeside Oktoberfest. There is no way to be angry while drinking NA beer and eating pierogi by twilight. 🍽️ 0412
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My mother frequently complained that she would wake up “puffy” and I genuinely had no idea what the hell she was talking about; she always looked like her normal self to me. I gotcha now, ma. This is bullshit. 😂 010
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The wild look and sleepy eyes of an old man who no longer waits for his mother to wake him up at 7; he will bring himself downstairs for his breakfast at promptly 6:30, thank you very much. 060
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Baking challah, sitting outside with a cigarette and coffee. Still makes me feel like my dad is going to come outside and “yell” at me by which I mean DO NOT LET YOUR MOTHER CATCH YOU. 000
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I take advice really poorly, and I’ve always wondered why, and I think it’s partially because I worry so much that I’m subconsciously insulted that they (wrongly) think I haven’t thought to worry about the thing they’re suggesting. Like guys I am SO good at worrying I do not need your help. 110
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just bought cigarettes for the first time in probably 15 years, which feels extremely appropriate for this season of my life. 320
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A new thing I have also learned is that flyers don’t fucking work. Don’t waste your money. 010
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I will be crying today, it’s just a matter of what completely inane occurrence flips the switch. Let’s find out together. 120
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Having to give up weed because I can’t justify the cost. My brain is a fucking nightmare; y’all thought I was intolerable *before*. My sweet summer children. Just you wait. 010
Reposted by Molly RobisonLu @rendernev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Welcome, Autumnal Equinox. The King of Autumn greets thee.🍂 121258417
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Maybe because I woke up sad today I will go to bed vaguely optimistic? That’s how it works, yes? 040
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m not even trying to catastrophize - it *genuinely* feels like the more I hustle/advertise/promote, the less engagement I get. It is wild. 😅 020
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My fav moment of yesterday - I was hanging a flyer in a bar and I obvs do not spend any time in bars anymore, but some drunk old guy behind me said “hey, hey, hey” semi aggressively and I’m glad my immediate reaction was still to say “hey fucking what” without turning around 😅 There was no response. 020
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My friend is opening a huge fucking restaurant in Milwaukee and he texted me last night - it was just a photo of a man taking a peaceful sunset walk through a field with a dog, captioned “this and you hit me in the head with a brick.” I am so glad I’m not opening a restaurant. 😂 040
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Would give almost anything to not have to hear about that athlete shitting herself anymore, tbh. 010
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So far my understanding of being a small business owner is that it mostly involves waking up vaguely optimistic and going to bed very sad. 0132
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When the boomers no longer exist, I hope to fucking Christ phone calls die with them. Believe it or not, you do not need to hear my voice to communicate with me. You do not WANT to hear my voice to communicate with me. 111
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ze menu of ze week - gingerbread cinnamon rolls and peanut butter marble brownies. I’ll let you guess how many orders I have received thus far. 😂😭😅🍽️ 4244
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A magical thing happened yesterday which was that I was able to have a conversation on the phone and enjoy it. This has not happened in probably ten to twelve years. 110
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I received 1 order for 1/2 of a loaf of this this week. 041
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Le Tigre’s “Deceptacon” is being used in a Starbucks commercial so if you see Kathleen Hannah today tell her she just ruined my childhood. 100
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Crying in a parking lot because I’m not allowed to hang flyers at the library because I am for profit 010
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The menu this week: salted caramel banana cake, maple apple pie babka. I have received one order thusfar, but it is from someone I don’t know, which is a good thing I suppose. 🍽️ 3323
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There is nothing funnier to me than a small business that claims to be “trying their best” not to use AI to advertise. Get absolutely fucked, brother. 060
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Zero orders placed the week after your first pop-up is a tremendously bad feeling. (Orders are open til Wednesday but folks have usually been ordering right away.) I fucking hate this. 211
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My fella suggested I try something savory on the menu this week just to gauge peoples’ interest - I’m giving tahini onion rolls a shot (largely because they’re pretty and also because I desperately want to dip them into soup). 🍽️🍞🍜 3354
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“I am full of my dead mom’s funeral pizza,” is a wild sentence and I am able to say it to my best friends without explaining myself and I think that’s beautiful. 141
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Ah yes, the traditional 9 PM fireworks of August 22nd (wtf is wrong with my neighbors) 050
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Me and my one order this week will go fuck ourselves, I suppose 🫠 110
Reposted by Molly RobisonThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026just realized im bad at this (life) 1113553
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Debating whether or not the wisest choice would just be to go back to bed. 020
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 17/08/2026These are the items on my menu this week that no one is going to order: • Cinnamon Chip Layered Scones • Walnut Sticky Buns I am having a bad day. 🍽️ 4303
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just a little coffee cake break. For the joy of it. ☕️🍰🍽️ 2252
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I just teared up at a video of the tenderness of someone else receiving a nice massage and I…should probably save up for a massage 😂 010
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Next week’s menu: things mama would’ve liked. Peanut butter brownies with chocolate ganache and sea salt, and chocolate pistachio babka. ☺️🍽️🍫🍞 3354
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/08/2026You can’t make this up - she saw that next week’s menu is about my late mom (Nancy) whose birthday was 8/10…and sent me this. How is that possible. Our moms are CHATTING in some other realm and they want us to hang out, I think. 😳 040
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Team living on protein shakes until I can be guaranteed that anything else I eat isn’t going to make me shit myself (It’s a long team name but it gets the point across). 010
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 03/08/2026There is a little old lady who orders from me every week and I adore her - I am making her a loyalty card. I’m going to punch off three and give her her sixth order free. Because it’s my home bakery and I can. What a joy. 🤩 171
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This is your nighttime reminder that you can take a little scoop of chocolate chips and a little scoop of honey roasted peanuts, put them in an equally little bowl, and have yourself a little bedtime treat. 180
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Dodgers fan through and through, but I would fucking do anything for Payton Tolle. Protect that beautiful, true weirdo at all costs. 🫡 010
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’m not extra in that I want expensive clothes or vehicles or loads of travel or anything. I am extra in that I wanted a tomato sandwich so I’m in the middle of the 4-hour process of making Japanese milk bread because it sounded good for a tomato sandwich. 2190
Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My ability to go from hysterical sobbing to performing my daily tasks in under two minutes should be studied. 010