Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026@jonbois.bsky.social I’m at the airport and there is a man with food in a bag from one credit card-exclusive lounge, sitting inside a different credit card-exclusive lounge Is this a new level of supperjumping 140
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026HEY PAWWWWWWWL I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT SOCCER BUT I WOULD JUST BEAT PARAGUAY 4-1 IN REGULAR TIME LIKE THE USA DID? ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN 020
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026yesterday my wife and I watched Brazil-Morocco at a hookah bar with a bunch of queer Arab women and then I stopped for doro wat birria tacos on the way home America is great if you have eyes to see; when you concede patriotism to the worst people you're part of the problem 1141
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025currently doing trivia in a Wisconsin gay bar with my girlfriend while my wife and her girlfriend are at a standup show in an abandoned Autozone in DC in case you needed a new poly tweet to hate on, here ya go 050
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 10/06/2025“Free roam mode is for children” according to a whole bunch of nerds who have never seen their very stoned wife try to drive up DK Spaceport as a cow 130
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 18/05/2025@bubbaprog.lol hey quick question do you know where someone can find the Katie Ledecky “Smooth” edit somewhere 100
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 03/05/2025@kyleconrad.bsky.social hey let me know if you can bring back thisweeksplaylist someday okay thanks 100
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Met a guy from the apps at a bar, we had nothing in common except both of us were friends with the same person, so we FaceTimed him in for the next half hour 120
Reposted by KyleBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used 787142794
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025play this at 11:59:48 youtu.be/aFh08JEKDYk?...youtu.beFar-right activist Richard Spencer punched during interview | ABC NewsYouTube video by ABC News (Australia) 020
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 30/12/2024don’t drive drunk but definitely don’t drive drunk on NYE you’re 100x more likely to hit a checkpoint and go to jail and you’ll deserve it too 020
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 29/12/2024The guy wearing the “Himbo Hooters” tank at the dungeon tonight is to be thanked for bringing me back spiritually to Weird Twitter 040
Reposted by Kyledr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/12/2024going into 2025 with this energy 6786521831
Reposted by KyleMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT: 242863690
Reposted by KyleCorey Atad @coreyatad.com · 12/12/2024if there is one problem with Bluesky as “left-wing bubble,” it’s that a lot of people who came here viewed the move as direct political action, and those people are prone to thinking posting is direct political action, too. 2384
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 10/12/2024previously unseen heights in "men will start a substack rather than go to therapy" 030
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 06/12/2024“hi i think my hookah is on fire” is a thing I just said to my bartender, in case you’re wondering how my work trip to Richmond is going 020
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 06/12/2024so, okay, the reason I’m against the cheerleading of the United CEO getting got is the same reason I’m not an accelerationist revolutions are messy and even if you win, you’re gonna crack a few eggs to make your omelette as a soft queer who’s never fired a gun I’m a gd egg and you prob are too 210
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 04/12/2024San Juan, PR (x2) Oranjestad, Aruba Willemstad, Curacao Fort-de-France, Martinique Basseterre, St. Kitts Denver, CO New York, NY (x2) San Francisco, CA Rehoboth Beach, DE Darlington, MD (x2) East Meadow, NY Richmond, VA (x3) Amsterdam, Netherlands Orlando, FL Lawrence, KS Beacon, NY Radford, VA 110
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 09/09/2024Ah, sure. - CFB: I hope both teams have fun out there and do bonkers shit - Non-CFB: Spirit, Nats, NY Rangers, Ajax, AFC Wimbledon - BBQ: Korean; also half-smokes - Mayo: nah 040
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 29/08/2024Whoever was tracking Maine Brewing draft lines outside New England, there’s a keg of Dinner on tap at Boundary Stone in DC 010
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 24/08/2024Nottingham Forest's baby blue change kit is actually solid 000
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 26/07/2024Mike Tirico, Kelly Clarkson, and Peyton Manning: worst commentary or worst blunt rotation 000
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 24/06/2024Exceptional shoutout to the guy in the Uruguay MNT jersey at the game they’re playing in Miami right now who painted his entire bald head bright yellow so he could be the sun in the country’s flag, scream-singing along to their national anthem while holding a Michelob Ultra 040
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 06/06/2024Your new American hero is Jomboy Media personality Aaron Jones, let’s all get heavily the fuck into cricket for the next two weeks 030
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 02/05/2024Funemployment Day 10: the only thing worse than sleeping with a nasal cannula is driving through Seven Corners 010
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 29/04/2024Funemployment Day 7: took a "you must construct additional pylons"-ass yoga class 000
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 29/04/2024Funemployment Day 5: bad at disc golf, bad at going to the bathroom when goals get scored during a Spirit match 020
Reposted by Kyleben @vtben.bsky.social · 27/04/2024Bringing this debate to Bluesky: if Joey Chestnut raced Usain Bolt in the 100m dash but they couldn’t start running until they had devoured an entire hot dog, who would win? 5101
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 24/04/2024Funemployment Day 2: got fingerprinted and visited a new metro station and found out my new upstairs neighbors are best friends with my old darts teammates 010
Reposted by KyleKyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 18/04/2024Officially taking suggestions on what to do with TWO MONTHS of funemployment 401
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 23/04/2024Funemployment Day 1: the cat is too fat so I took her to the vet Vet says: she sure is fat! That’ll be $300 110
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 20/04/2024Got home at 3:15am, still made it to the 1pm Spirit match, my willingness to open wide for some soccer is unimpeachable 150
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 18/04/2024Officially taking suggestions on what to do with TWO MONTHS of funemployment 401
Kyle @goodjobkylf.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Ain’t got a job this week, ain’t got an alma mater I’m proud of, still here for #charitibundibowl @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social 1270
