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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 9h

I can’t help but think that the 10 commandments is just a list of grievances from Moses

GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m thinking about performance reviews and how I am happy I’ll never have to give or receive one again It is COMPLETELY unnatural and such a horrible real-life indication of work performance There are entire corporations built around this annual review and that’s just wrong FIRST

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Correct, I think that was part of the gag

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The problem with this scenario is twofold. Providers WILL see the illegitimate insurance, may try to bill it even, it will be rejected. The accountants working for State or Fed will see commissions being paid. They will track that. It’s basic embezzlement and it never works, believe me

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Don’t argue with a bot” I keep telling myself…

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Cardigan Enthusiast @cardiganenthusiast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Now that Taylor Swift has a house in Cleveland (Bratenahl), I assume she will be recreating this lakeside Cramps show from July 4, 1978 which occurred less than a mile from her new digs.

The Cramps perform on a small ledge over the beach on Lake Erie in Cleveland on July 4, 1978

The Cramps perform on a small ledge over the beach on Lake Erie in Cleveland on July 4, 1978. A small crowd is gathered at the beach below.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm waiting to cross the street with my dog. You decide "to be nice" and stop in the middle of the cross street so that I can waddle my fat ass across while hoping my dog - actually an alien life form disguised as a dog, will quickly cross the street in some semblance of normalcy. Don't be nice.

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not sure if it’s the 13 yo TV or the 12 yo Roku, but I replaced the Roku and we’ll see if we can get through a movie without the whole system turning itself off Thing is I have RGB inputs for my very old (26 years) DVD player and I’m not prepared to lose that I can get adapters, I know, Dont wanna

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I got in touch with a couple of former band mates I haven’t spoken with since about 1999. Starting to wonder if this was a mistake on my part They’re both fine people but I’d forgotten some quirks

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ANUBIS: "And nowe the weighinge of your hearte, to see the worthe of your lyfe, the sum of your deedes. Reache ynto your chest, seize it, and putte it on the scale. You may not believe you kan do thys, but you kan. Heere all rules bende and change." Me [figuringe out wher to putte my iced coffee]

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don’t know about the whole iced-coffee thing, but I did once see someone get fired for being 2 minutes late because they were holding a Starbucks coffee In 1997

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A washed out sky full of wished out stars.

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Kid Rock has always sucked, like forever. I think he saw himself as a right-wing Steve Earle but not even close, couldn’t hold a candle to him. In large part because he can’t create anything original We are a Kid Rock hater account now

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I hate beyond hate that it’s only 7:30 and dark

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Been there, Herman, always a bad idea

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tangential to another conversation, that 10 yo bottle of balsamic vinegar in your pantry is probably still fine

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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Amateurs. "Dozens" of beef ribs is an order of magnitude less than you'd need to score for this to pay enough to be worth risking prison. This is a "you and your mates have some tasty barbecue before being nicked" level score, not a "one last job and we're out" score.

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is a more realistic lion than many medieval tapestries

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I JUST NOW found out, because of the Moth, about Fragile Rock the puppet Emo band. Am a fan of their vision Unrelated we made an all-puppet video of a song of ours in like 2004 and now I need to try and find it. We built little sets and everything, in my memory it was brilliant, but may be shit

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Scorpio: Scorpio: All that bad shit they say about us is because of the worst Scorpio ever, Brian. He was a real asshole. You don't hate Scorpios. You hate Brian.

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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Praise and shade Benjamin Franklin wrote this to Arthur Lee on 3 April 1778, but apparently never sent.

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Boy oh boy fuck Reverb. I just wanna sell a classic bass amp cheap and they want a pic of my DL as well as my bank account The may be required to pass PCI and SOC audits, I don’t know for sure, but that’s a load of bullshit. Changed a lot. Guess I’ll see if CL is still spurious enough to handle

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Guy at the Petco just said to me, “you’re older than you look, aren’t you?” So I punched him in the face and paid for the cat litter I mean, wtf is that?

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Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Listen, I didn’t get where I am by giving a shit what any 20 year old thinks about me.

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s all so petty and fucking stupid, especially the tarps, what a spoiled little shit child

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Re: Paramount leaving Hollywood While I’m torn (family works there) I can’t help but say, Gwan then, get the fuck out. Good luck, I guess Opens up some much needed space once all the chemicals and shit you’ve strewn on the landscape are cleaned up. But again, I’m torn…

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Working on selling a guitar and a couple of amps and oh boy, hard to nail down pricing even with serial numbers

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There is never a reason to buy a large tube of superglue

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Macklemore being kicked off a tour for bullshit reasons is maddening, yes But, again, everyone has the right to free speech. One does not have the right to a stage or a microphone to promote that speech-that’s in the hands of the people who own the stage or the microphone

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Used in a sentence: “Nathan Grantham emerged from the grave as a vengeful revenant, determined at last to have his Father’s Day cake—even if the principal ingredient had to be a member of the family.”

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jfc-having a house guest is expensive Love ‘em, sure, but damn

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’ve said before, and probably will again Sting might be a little problematic, but he is a helluva Bass Player

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I trust you will have renounced all ignorant incredulity, and be ready to abide by this

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Gas prices are high. The President does not control gas prices (with limited exceptions such as when the stations dont get paid for that gas) The Prez might make stupid decisions re oil-producing countries and voluntary wars which affect gas prices, sure But the the Prez doesn’t set them

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sometimes you lie when someone asks you a question because you think: a) being truthful would hurt their feelings b) the truth makes you sound petty and vindictive or c) you’re not sure which but ur sure as fuck not gonna say that out loud right now

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Ben Gross @bhgross144.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My friend Carin Berkowitz was recently diagnosed with hepatocellular carcinoma (HCC) & is now searching for a liver donor. If you are blood type O (+/-) & healthy, you could be a match. Please spread the word & help her beat liver cancer! givealiver.com #CancerSucks #skystorians #histsci #histSTM

Carin Berkowitz poses for a photo with her daughter Celia after running a marathon earlier this year. Carin is wearing orange sneakers, her race bib, and a purple lanyard reading "2026 marathon." She is carrying a bouquet of flowers. Celia is holding a poster with a large message ("GO MOMMY!") surrounded by several smaller 26.2s. Carin and Celia are standing in front of a tiled archway embedded in a wall with a mural. (I'm not sure of the precise location...)

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lard help me Jayzus A general shout out is all

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I need to cook and it is the last thing in the world I wanna do right now. Which tells me this should be really good Cooking out of spite

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Tori of the Vast @toriofthevast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Two young girls came to my door selling paintings and bead art. I only had $5 in cash to buy something. Coolest purchase ever. Art rules, kids rule.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/09/2026

7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed. 8 a.m. I go to my corner bodega for a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese. On the way, I get mugged. 9 a.m. I get on the subway and immediately get murdered. buff.ly/puREmHa

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A Day in the Life of a New Yorker, According to My Fox News-Watching Florida Family Members

7 a.m. I wake up and get stabbed.

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GoodCitizen @goodcitizen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Couldn’t find the lil lamb racks or green beans. Went with pork loin and sautéed brox, plus lemony potatoes and a spinach salad with bacon… So, pork it is Made some mistakes panicking, hoping to cover them Fingers crossed

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