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After finishing his meal, the man allegedly called 911 and reported he was having a medical emergency, according to a report in TMZ.

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President Vladimir V. Putin brought up a sale of Russian energy assets with President Trump’s envoys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, pushing a deal that raises new questions about conflicts of inter...

Senator Ron Wyden is accusing the Justice Department and the FBI of withholding a key record from the Epstein files, demanding in a letter obtained exclusively

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The Georgia student had been dancing on a couch before she fell from the window, police said.

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Major League Baseball contacted the administration about hosting a game in a national park, with an agency official scouting Grand Teton as a possible location.

According to CBS Sports's Matt Zenitz, Oregon quarterback Dante Moore suffered a concussion and will play again this season