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Charles

@thesemirealcharles.bsky.social
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Waiting for Captain Trips to save us all.

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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Count von Count Reveals Today's Number on Sesame Street
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@ovalencia.bsky.social I just wanted to stop in and say congrats.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ducks and Padres?
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Nick Frost Fuck Yeah
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris Simms reminding everyone that he’s still Chris Simms.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Looking at what the Blazers are doing with an emergency interim HC, and wondering where the Chauncey defenders are now.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The perfect .gif does exist.
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says my spouse is sleeping around .
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This wasn’t a @sirnemo.bsky.social post. But it could’ve been.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
youtu.be/7odMzSb6WUQ?...
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Paul Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise (Official Video) ft. Shifty ShellShock
YouTube video by PaulOakenfoldVEVO
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said. “Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back. “Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
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DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
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Len Smith @ignu.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i decided they needed a statblock
Swarm of Righteous Teens
Huge swarm of Tiny humanoids, chaotic good

Skills Intimidation +8, Perception +7
Damage Resistances poison, psychic
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, incapacitated
Senses passive Perception 17

Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature’s space. Upon doing so, the creature must succeed on a DC 10 Strength Saving Throw or become Grappled and Prone. The creature can attempt to escape the grapple using an action on its turn.

Actions
Pummel. Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 0 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d8 - 1) bludgeoning damage.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 04/02/2026
This is bizarre
Douglas Chu: how did you know who the source was?

Elisabeth Diana: reporter told us

Douglas Chu: the reporter outed her own source to you? that's...
interesting
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Tombstone.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
the surtur meme but it's american fascism getting destroyed by woke 2.0
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I know the moral and legal arguments against this. There’s a lot. I don’t care. Please let this be true.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` now , that 's how you get pink eye '' .
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Somehow, she’s put up with me for 15 of these things.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
When you take the wife out for a nice anniversary dinner, and the only thing you can eat is off the kid’s menu
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
@kendallskye.bsky.social Hey, I think I remember you talking about Salmon & Straw. Turns out there’s one right next to where I’m taking candy out for dinner tomorrow. Is it actually good?
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hey, merry Christmas to all of you beautiful twerps. You’re the best. Hope your day is incredible and filled with joy, no matter what you celebrate.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I wish
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Waking up at 3:30 in the afternoon to the Chauncey news is the best treatment for my condition in years. Jody selling the team and Billups gone?
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a man in a wheelchair is sitting in front of a crowd of people
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Hominy
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Corey Stewart @coreyastewart.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
One of the main reasons why this hits so hard is knowing that there is literally no hope for next season. You’re still gonna have the same dumb, hillbilly prick manager and a lot less talent. The majority of the talent that will remain will just be a year further beyond their prime.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Whelp, it was a nice, if frustrating few years as a padres fan. Time to watch them become the Angels.
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Derrik Klassen @qbklass.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
put this on Puka Nacua’s PFR page
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
A reminder that only one of these teams had a player miss multiple games down the playoff stretch due to Kirk.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Go Pads. Fuck Ricketts.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
When they forget I said catsup only.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
This USC Illinois game feels very much like Bret Bielema painting a tunnel entrance on a brick wall and Lincoln Riley driving headlong into it
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Gonna have to update those numbers.
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
bill swerski ass accent lmao
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Not against the tush push, at all. But if you’re going to allow it, then officiate it properly. Otherwise, this is bullshit…
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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a close up of a metal object with holes in it that looks like a snake
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Michael Stipe @michaelstipe.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Any other lyrics— don’t even try chronic town murmur or reckoning btw— just form vowels and syllables, and mean it
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I’m horrific at keeping surprises. But for 6 weeks I kept quiet. Had wife thinking a friend & his wife were flying in for a visit. Went to the airport today & she was completely stunned when her sister walked thru the gate as my bday gift. Like a movie scene. Strangers smiling. Candy happy crying.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Caught myself looking outside the back door earlier to see if Smokey wanted inside. So many routines we built up with him that are going to be painful to break. Pets that become family are the greatest ever example of something that burns bright but too quick.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Some people have pets. Some people have family. Ours got smaller last night. RIP Smokey 2012-2025
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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two men are sitting in a car talking to each other and the words `` it 's happening isn 't it ? ''
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Well…….damn. Who woulda thunk it?
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Always nice to see good things actually happening to good people.
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J.P. Hoornstra @jphoornstra.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Got on the soapbox
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Red Sox's bizarre Roman Anthony contract incentives draw media scrutiny
A talented 21-year-old becomes a wealthy man, while baseball takes another step away from the purity of a process never meant to influence financial outcomes.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Arizona:
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a sign that says 2 days without nom hangs on a wall
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
We had a solid run, America. The collapse of an empire is never pretty.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Better question is which one is the best? I think it’s a top 3 of Lost Boys, Die Hard, and Breakfast Club. But Heathers was sneaky great. Raiders of the Lost Ark would clear all.
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Charles @thesemirealcharles.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
@cjbrinton.bsky.social Ya, definitely needed another closer more than this. SMDH.
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Dean Ziegler @wormsusa.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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