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Sam | Game Developer | Goats are silly 🐐 ⛵️ | He/Him

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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 11h
YOU LOST MY LEVELS?!
Cartoon drawing of Mario in Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels but it's Mr. Dink in the "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!" scene from Doug
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H-O-T-T-O-D-D! @klookloo.bsky.social · 17h
edit of B. Kliban's "A Cartoonist is coming!" comic, but Sluggo in his new hat is the dapper strutting fellow
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHATS A MATTER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN WITH A COOL POLE ARM THEY WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE "ITS NOT A SWORD BUT FINE IF YOUR GOING TO CALL IT A SWORD THATS FINE" AND DA TEXT "WHATS THE MATTER YOU AFRAID TO WORK? THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, OVER 1/3 OF EMPLOYEES DO 6+ HOURS OF UNPAID LABOR EVERY WEEK, 3.9 MILLION AMERICANS GET INJURED OR DIE AT WORK EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY MANAGER IVE EVER HAD FUCKEN SUCKS, LET ME BRING MY SWORD TO WORK MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN IT IS MORE OF A HALBERD WITH MULTIPLE BLADES. ALLOWING THE USER TO STAND AT A DISTANCE FROM THERE TARGET. REAL SWORD HEADS KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 02/10/2026
Flat, colorful illustration of a simplified Herring Gull gulping down a starfish. An x-ray view inside reveals 7 other starfish like puzzle pieces inside of them.
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SPOOKYShadz @solvershadz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bowser pointing at a golf ball with the text "BALL" above his head.
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
meep meep
Trolley problem but the roadrunner is on the track. When the coyote pulls the lever, the streetcar lurches sideways off the track and flattens him instead.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⚠️ loud!
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 30/09/2026
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banana from Path of Titans
colorful illustration of Eurhinosaurus, an ichtyosaur with a long upper jaw, colored yellow with brown spots like a ripe banana. it has large brown eyes and is smiling. the name "Banana" is written out in yellow and brown bubble letters.
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The sole writing credit for A24's V/H/S: SCP is listed as "no copyright infringement intended all credit goes to the rightful owners ^_^ dm me for credit" (Source: tinyurl.com/5fed8wtx)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
comic, personal computing, magazine (1978) archive.org/details/Pers...
a centipede falls in love with an electronic chip (kinda resembles a flat rectangular centipede).
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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jerma
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 27/09/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aww thats mikans so ador- [gets to the second part of the video] station master mikan you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll pet you
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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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fizzy 🎃🍬 (pls repost pinned ‼️) @fizzystraws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gm
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9/24/26
Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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pinky @tanookitalez.com · 25/09/2026
penguin walk
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Gino the Ginormous @gnormus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m like that Wawario and Wawaluigi friend because I’m not as popular as Mario and Luigi and I’m in games like Mario Kart 7 on the Blue 3DS xl
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DUBIOUS DATA @dubiousdata.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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GoatBoat @goatsboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The 9 games that inspire me
An image of 9 smaller images in a 3x3 grid titled My 9 Games. The games are from left to right, top to bottom: Grim Fandango, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, Dark Souls 3, Borderlands, Team Fortress 2, Barony, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky, Inscryption, and Night in the Woods.
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Full House ending theme sung in groans)
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mysillycomics @mysillycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he has come to be your! friend!!!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTIN STICKEN HALF OUT OF A MEAT GRINDER AND THE GRINDER ALREADY GOT HALF OF THEM AND THERE LIKE WELL A LIL MORE WONT HURT , AND BESIDE , MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL IMPRESS SOMEONE AT WORK , AND ILL GET REWARDED IN SOME WAY FOR SACRIFICING MY PHYSICAL SELF TO THE PURSUIT OF A RICH GUYS NUMBER GOING UP , AND DA TEXT "MAYBE IF I SACRIFICE ENOUGH OF MY BODY TO DA GRINDER THELL LET ME CRANK THE HANDLE SOME DAY " - GOTTA BE SOON RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Brink 🩵 @onnthebrink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Emmy but SCAAARYYY!!!!!!👻 @tetrabunz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEWLY DISCOVERED render of N64 Mario coughing in your face
N64 Mario coughing in your face
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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I Honsed Bitch @vulpesokamis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How Tenacious D sounds when you turn 20
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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AmazingAnndroid (check pinned) @amazingandroid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Mundy Sky @the-faces-of-evil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy 11th Anniversasy Delights, UnderTale.
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Just play indies" + "modern hardware is too expensive" the time for your return has arrived
A hand holding an Ouya console in front of a shelf full of nerd figures and PlayStation games.
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Joschurale @joschurale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 14/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 13
3-panel comic: panel 1, Garffeld is crouched on a surface, thinking "Nothing happens under heaven or earth"; panel 2, Jon enters frame and says, "The heretics have been burned at the stake at last."; panel 3, Garffeld thinks, "Not ordained by god."
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
taiko 🐟
a stylized 3d render of a cat playing taiko (except the drum is a can of wet food and the sticks are churu)
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SGURD YADSEUT SOGGULS SIT
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SLUGGO AND NANCY STAND IN FRONT OF THE DRUGSTORE 
SLUGGO ENJOYS READING SIGNS BACKWARDS 
SLUGGO:SGURD
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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