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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 23/09/2026

roger ebert has been dead for years! it is we who are deceived; our legs which have been pulled! nathan 'the film critic prankster' fielder does it again!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 21/09/2026

the biggest problem with fandom in general, and star wars in particular, is the inability for a great many people to accept that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. sometimes there isn't a wealth of lore, sometimes a yoda is just a little green freak and that's ok!!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 13/09/2026

<bloody sunday bono voice> SHUMWAY, GORDON SHUMWAY

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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 11/09/2026

i ended up buying this as a goof and it is actually really good; should not be limited edition. this is not an ad, i have not been paid, but they should pay me or send me free pumkin spice mr clean juice and i am intentionally still not making it clear whether i mopped or drank it. either way!!!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 11/09/2026

my only 9/11 story is that my first job was at publix not long before that all happened at that some of the hijackers shopped at our store and that we all eventually had to reckon with the fact that we made their shopping a pleasure

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 11/09/2026

not convinced this trailer is even real. either way, we need to leave "but at what cost" in the past, man

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 02/09/2026

reading a non-fictional history book which devotes its entire first chapter to why virtually all accounts of the covered period are not only wrong, but are also kinda idiotic (and have the very-obvious proof to support this) is extremely good shit

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 01/09/2026

he'll yeah i love nubby number factory

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 30/08/2026

<sheena easton voice> 🎵 my baby likes the band mudvayne the song "dig" that goes "brr brr deng" he's wearing huge jncos again to get tramped in the mosh pit 🎵

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 29/08/2026

i think one really unfortunate aspect of the ai backlash is that it has distracted people from the absolutely worthy fight against gratuitous, oversaturated hdr being in everything

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

if you try to stop me from speeding it will only be enforced against the poor and marginalized 👉🥺👈

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 16/08/2026

new slur just dropped

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This is from a six year old @allisonpregler.bsky.social video but it came up in my recommendations and I very much enjoy the thumbnail

Janeway doing the grave meme over Tuvix as he looks upset

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 10/08/2026

* shelled pistachios are not as good as in-shell pistachios because it's the effort, the suffering which makes those tastier * BUT when you find one shell-less pistachio floating around in the bag of shell-having pistachios, this is somehow the most special pistachio ...this is the duality of man

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 09/08/2026

now is the winter winter chicken dinner of our discontent, made glorious summer by this son of flavortown

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 09/08/2026

I'm just saying: if they didn't want me drinking mr clean, they wouldn't have made it pumpkin spice

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 08/08/2026

you just know that now that is protein everything that they're gonna put back all the gluten they took out of the bottled waters

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aaron 🔪 @mrvaporelite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I love how scalpers act like they own pokemon cards now. like "this isn't a kid's game anymore" like yes it is. it's still a kids game that used to be easily accessible to kids until you ruined it. it's not and never was for you to hoard.

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 29/07/2026

If I had to describe the heart and soul of Bluesky it would the following: a guy who didn’t actually read Emily Wilson’s review of Nolan’s Odyssey movie defending it against a guy who didn’t actually watch Nolan’s Odyssey movie

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 20/07/2026

any introspection of a sport inevitably leads to carcinazation of the sport towards mutant league football

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 15/07/2026

this game slaps. it's ostensibly niche, japanese political satire _and yet_ it's pretty fun on its own merits _and_ you get chased and possibly caught by male, leather-clad dominatrices who pull your character's pants down and whip him with a riding crop. this was a sega game. in 1985.

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 10/07/2026

happy jul10 day to all my fellow iglesiasheads

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 10/07/2026

led zeppelin's the mummy

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 08/07/2026

in a world of can't holes, be a can hole 🙏

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 06/07/2026

they finally threw these nasty little freaks into a blender and marketed them for human consumption.. we're finally gonna eat these little bastards

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 02/07/2026

"Hey Jerri, eat this!" "Ok! What is it?" "It's a scab!!" "[sadly] Scaaab."

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 02/07/2026

LE: now, I see here that the lyric you chose to represent the Lowe's brand is 'what in the world is in that room, what you got in that room?' I assume that the lyrics surrounding that are about home decor? DD: mhm that's right yes LE: and we should play this exactly how often during the world cup?

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 27/06/2026

brian fellows is not a trained zoologist; he's just a caddie with a fifth-grade education and a passion for history

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

When you hear about someone going to Culver’s twice

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"POOR" HOUSEHOLDS
99.6%
HAVE A
REFRIGERATOR

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 27/06/2026

look, culver's is really, really good, and i've had their shrimp, and it's characteristically good... but that said, you need to be studied by science if you believe fast food shrimp, the actual deadliest catch, is a status symbol

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 25/06/2026

unfortunately the ufo came up the wrong side of opa locka on the way to the stadium and got carjacked and was immediately, accidentally driven directly into the sun

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 23/06/2026

DON DRAPER: of course you're familiar with the line in ludacris' 25 year-old hit 'roll out' which goes 'what in the world is in that room?' LOWE'S EXECUTIVE: of course, who isn't? idiot. DD: <points to a storyboard which just says 'lowe's = rooms'> LE: donnie we're gonna make a million dollars

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 23/06/2026

they showed fans in the crowd and one of them was holding the world cup? it's already been decided, and the winner was an old man?? what is this farce on the screen then??

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 23/06/2026

in the world cup, when you see the referees writing on the yellow cards, it's because they're writing their phone number on it before they give the foul and the reason for this is they love bad boys

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 22/06/2026

is matthew broderick in gambling app commercials everywhere or is that just here in florida.. is he doing the thing stars did in the 80s in japan where they assumed people wouldn't see the ad?

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 16/06/2026

a big part of growing older and wiser is understanding that sometimes it's ok to want to hear the loon instead of the cannon

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 15/06/2026

when they say bluesky is an echo chamber this is the actual, literal chamber

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 14/06/2026

congrats to the new york knicks for winning their first championship since everyone on this site was a kid

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Bird 🌲 @birdwarde.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

They're here! (And so much more!!!) campmustelid.shop

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