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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 5h

sticker of cartoon sebulba peeing on a sienar fleet systems logo

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 29/09/2026

the top 40, scooby doo, and now this.. what can't he do?

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 28/09/2026

a holy place on the internet

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 28/09/2026

flutie and the bro fish

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 26/09/2026

these are the same people who need a warning that the train approaching on-screen isn't going to run them over

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 26/09/2026

man i had to look at it because i didn't think it could be as bad a take as it seems and then it was worse? like it was what it seems like, but it's also through the prism of "i gotta take taylor swift down a couple of notches" it stinks!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 25/09/2026

this was always my favorite piece of his after 'green eggs and ham'.. just such a talented guy

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 23/09/2026

roger ebert has been dead for years! it is we who are deceived; our legs which have been pulled! nathan 'the film critic prankster' fielder does it again!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 22/09/2026

look at this bullmess: the whole store was this wide and barely 50 feet deep. it was three aisles. they had like maybe five lego sets; virtually no actual toys. i feel like they moved into a vacant oakley outlet or something because it was cheap. they had two people working there; they didn't speak

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 22/09/2026

...and yes, half of the store was blind bags and toys r us memorabilia, i'm guessing to appeal to disaffected gen x and millennials desperate to feel what it's like to live in a world with joy again (impossible)

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 22/09/2026

we went to the "toys r us" they opened in sawgrass mills last week and it was grim.. whatever glint of hope you have in your eye before you walk in is immediately snuffed out by the reality of a naked private equity cash grab

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 22/09/2026

may they all die mad, may they all rest in piss. a fun thing is that m:tg started the same supplemental product/alt versions shenanigans _specifically to attract speculators and scalpers_ and it worked, and the result is everyone just prints their own cards now because fuck that noise

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 22/09/2026

"actually the equinox is good" ~~ the reasonable season liker

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 21/09/2026

the biggest problem with fandom in general, and star wars in particular, is the inability for a great many people to accept that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. sometimes there isn't a wealth of lore, sometimes a yoda is just a little green freak and that's ok!!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 18/09/2026

i know it's just a crank doing crank shit but i kinda appreciate people so committed to their craft that they sign their name.. you just don't see those guys as often anymore

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 15/09/2026

no it's the fat cats in washington [USER BELIEVES THERE ARE LITERAL, GIANT CATS WRITING OBSTRUCTIVE LEGISLATION; THEIR LITTER BOX IS THE REFLECTING POOL]

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 14/09/2026

idk your preferences but we got a.. i guess it was casper at costco for like $500 and it's been really good. but those foam dealies gotta outgas for a couple of days and some folks may not like that

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 13/09/2026

<bloody sunday bono voice> SHUMWAY, GORDON SHUMWAY

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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 11/09/2026

i ended up buying this as a goof and it is actually really good; should not be limited edition. this is not an ad, i have not been paid, but they should pay me or send me free pumkin spice mr clean juice and i am intentionally still not making it clear whether i mopped or drank it. either way!!!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 11/09/2026

my only 9/11 story is that my first job was at publix not long before that all happened at that some of the hijackers shopped at our store and that we all eventually had to reckon with the fact that we made their shopping a pleasure

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 11/09/2026

i know there's a ton of weird pay-for-play shit with publicists and brand managers but i really struggled with the idea that it was actually 104 minutes and checked youtube and saw that he talked to kevin spacey for about that long so i guess bill maher is just a really charming and engaging guy!!!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 11/09/2026

as old new york was dying, new new amsterdam was struggling to be born.. it was the time of giants, maybe

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 11/09/2026

not convinced this trailer is even real. either way, we need to leave "but at what cost" in the past, man

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 08/09/2026

i wondered about that too and then it turned out it was because they guys who made it had made a bunch of real stinkers and it was their last ditch effort.. like cooking dinner and calling it "probably not diarrhea"

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 07/09/2026

everyone is referencing some song, which i learned of only two seconds before i read this: 'Mungo asked if there would ever be any financial remuneration for the use of his name in the song. Frishberg told him no, but maybe Mungo could make some money if he wrote a song called "Dave Frishberg".'

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 06/09/2026

<sees God's light> hey, this isn't God's light!!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 03/09/2026

i think they'd probably order some grass.. they love grass. probably would go crazy at a sweet tomatoes, but you don't really order there as much as just say "give plate now"

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 02/09/2026

reading a non-fictional history book which devotes its entire first chapter to why virtually all accounts of the covered period are not only wrong, but are also kinda idiotic (and have the very-obvious proof to support this) is extremely good shit

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 01/09/2026

man idk if it's better to be the guy who knew how to made pandas horny though

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 01/09/2026

he'll yeah i love nubby number factory

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 30/08/2026

<sheena easton voice> 🎵 my baby likes the band mudvayne the song "dig" that goes "brr brr deng" he's wearing huge jncos again to get tramped in the mosh pit 🎵

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 30/08/2026

<momentarily lifting my head up from eating from a pig trough full of pig shit> it's hard work for us dolfans, but it's honest work

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 29/08/2026

we need to be honest with ourselves: the sky doesn't damn look like that

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 29/08/2026

i think one really unfortunate aspect of the ai backlash is that it has distracted people from the absolutely worthy fight against gratuitous, oversaturated hdr being in everything

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 29/08/2026

man, i wish that was true. target released (very!) limited edition pokemon trapper keepers and between scalpers and genuine interest, they sold out, worldwide, in under 90 seconds

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 29/08/2026

they really had their whole worldview shaped by thinking benny hill could chase a bikini-clad blonde into one door, and she'd just magically pop out of the door _across the hall_ and it shows

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 24/08/2026

man, 100%. i remember the first time i had mountain dew being at a pizza hut on 441 in hollywood, in that very cup, and something about that combination was just magic

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 20/08/2026

"hangin dong with donkey kong.. no! fuck! hanging ten! shit!!"

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

if you try to stop me from speeding it will only be enforced against the poor and marginalized 👉🥺👈

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 16/08/2026

just silently waiting for the end of the night when there's bot parts everywhere.. enterprising little devils

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 16/08/2026

new slur just dropped

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