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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 23/09/2026

roger ebert has been dead for years! it is we who are deceived; our legs which have been pulled! nathan 'the film critic prankster' fielder does it again!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 22/09/2026

look at this bullmess: the whole store was this wide and barely 50 feet deep. it was three aisles. they had like maybe five lego sets; virtually no actual toys. i feel like they moved into a vacant oakley outlet or something because it was cheap. they had two people working there; they didn't speak

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 09/08/2026

I'm just saying: if they didn't want me drinking mr clean, they wouldn't have made it pumpkin spice

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 03/08/2026

he's unironically turning into a dril bit and i love that for us

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 08/07/2026

in a world of can't holes, be a can hole 🙏

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 06/07/2026

they finally threw these nasty little freaks into a blender and marketed them for human consumption.. we're finally gonna eat these little bastards

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 04/06/2026

aw they're being pals on my phone

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 31/05/2026

like, i understand what they're going for, but all i see is "kindergorten" and all i hear is swedish chef

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 22/04/2026

the funny (ha ha) thing is that this might not/probably won't even load, but anyway: is this good and normal or

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 21/04/2026

smokes for mom, a little bleepy bloppy piano for ol ry2k, indeed, they had it all and we wanted for nothing

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 03/04/2026

i hope that the good food came soon. down here, amid the sprawl, the best we have is

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 01/04/2026

was there a possibility that the giant moon rocket was going to be in opposition to nasa? these mfers beefin out here?

Moon rocket and weather are on NASA's side for the first astronaut launch in decades

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 28/03/2026

i can't get a callback, let alone an interview, for anything right now and yet someone got paid money to write this, and someone was paid to be that person's editor

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 20/03/2026

hell yeah free goodies

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 13/03/2026

Of course I am! Who isn't?! What kind of question is this, even?!

Q: Are you tired of the comparisons between The New Monkees and the original Monkees?

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 09/03/2026

folks, we did it: they made walkin-around hot dogs. they made nathans hot dogs that you can stick on your pocket and forget about all day and then eat it on the bus ride home like a lunatic. it's a portable hot dog, fellas!

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 13/01/2026

i've only needed it for nyt cooking links, but my all-purpose go-to is this dealie in firefox which strips out a lot of the doodoo, including z-axis paywall coverups. maybe it's for readability? idk! but it works like 80-90% of the time for me

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 07/01/2026

most ominous words ever strung together

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 29/12/2025

jamming as many local birds as i can into this post for avian solidarity

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 29/12/2025

they're digging a giant hole to hell

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 23/12/2025

THERAPIST: "ai podcasting millennial david letterman isn't real; he can't hurt you" AI PODCASTING MILLENNIAL DAVID LETTERMAN:

weird disney u2 slop that they're probably gonna "airdrop" or whatever that means on to our "I phones"

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 17/12/2025

no one cares no one cares oh my god no one cares

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mister beefy @gnarly.dad · 12/12/2025

This piqued my interest enough to see if I could figure out what asinine shit they were on and I think I found it, and not sure what the point is here but I guess rip to this lady's racist dad