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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 23h
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23h
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 05/10/2026
"Don't genetically engineer crabs to be as big as men."
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 04/10/2026
Thing is I'd play anything,
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOU - By the way, I'm a fascist. THE DESERTER - You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Types of Ghosts II
a series of crude drawings of ghosts.
At the top is the words "the world is full of ghosts
here are some you may recognize or learn to spot"
a tiny one labeled "single celled"
a long one labeled "snake"
a round one labeled "round"
one with a monitor on its head labeled "computer"
one with big teeth labeled "teeth"
a big one making a vacant expression labeled "boring"
one with a smaller one inside of it labeled "double ghost"
One with a cowboy hat and mustache labeled "cowboy"
a wide one labeled "wide"
one hiding behind a bush labeled "shy"
one wearing a trenchcoat and hat, labeled "secret"
one that is dripping a lot, labeled "wet"
one stuck in a can ring labeled "trapped"
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2024
GIRL AT COFFEE SHOP: Hey, this might be a little forward, but I’ve noticed we’re both in here a lot and I thought one of us should finally say hi! ME: I’m really glad you came over, I've been think-- AI PIN CLIPPED TO MY SHIRT: FAT ASS WHITE GIRL, HOT GIRL 4K, BIG HUGE BREASTS TRENDING ON ARTSTATION
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 21/09/2026
Nowhere can be a lonely place to be.
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S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 20/09/2026
you can fall in love in an instant.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm just saying, if you see every example of someone with unconventional clothes/hair/mannerisms/language as a sign of utter civilizational collapse, there might be medications that can help you
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 19/09/2026
Point being, I wrote this to heal Britain.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 18/09/2026
And now I'll have a double Scotch and I imagine my good friend here will have the same.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just unplug the computer bozo
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
logging on
From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Data with a look of disdain on his face. He says "This is idiotic."
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 10/09/2026
I reckon she's probably somewhere in the eastern block. That's my hunch.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 12/09/2026
The actor who played that part was not happy.
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kennedy @sillyfroot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 11/09/2026
But if we're all basically homos, shouldn't we get along?
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 08/09/2026
You have to make making culture a priority. mattdpearce.substack.com/p/how-should...
What do we lose when software is our greatest cultural export? Doesn't it bother you that Al has made the signs in your neighborhood uglier and removed the quirks of human idiosyncrasy in the handwritten note stuck in the storefront window? Wasn't it better that people could choose whether to see the silly Wile E. Coyote movie instead of leaving a finished project in the vault to die in tax write-off purgatory?
Weren't you amazed to learn that the Circe scene in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey" was shot completely in-camera, with prosthetics and no CGI? Aren't there different, more difficult stories out there that also deserve to get told, and to also get told well?
Don't people work hard enough and suffer too much not to deserve, in their short lives, to encounter beautiful and well made things?
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
locals weigh in
A crude drawing of a balding man with a mullet with a microphone pointed at him.
At the top, text says "as summer draws to a close, 7 news asks locals about their favorite vacation memories."
The man replies "it has to be understood that for the most part, most people are only doing what they think is right and are trying their hardest to be good people, and when you see the results, that's the most damning indictment of humanity I can think of."
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Uni with Chiikawa
A black-and-white cat sleeping on a green sofa while hugging a small Chiikawa plush
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 06/09/2026
I know the beast in me. I've been drunk with him for 15 years.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 05/09/2026
I've never seen that before and I've never seen that since.
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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Grandpa! I'm not afraid!" "Then youre not paying close enough attention!" The Simpsons is so funny dude, has anyone heard of this show?
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 03/09/2026
seeing as we've got no money, it's extremely ambitious."
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/12/2024
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 25/08/2026
That and the pussy. And that dried up ten year ago if you'll pardon the expression.
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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"When does the human cost become too high for the building of a better machine?" Okay X Files
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 24/08/2026
The stores have started putting out their Halloween stuff, so you know what that means...
A scene from a news broadcast of a mustachioed guy dressed as Dracula. It says: "=COMING UP=
GOBLIN TIME"
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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Recent trip to the ER and the warning signage about suicidality rang a little too close to home
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My cat doesn't actually sign cards to family and friends. I sign it for him because he can't actually write at all.
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Black Mountain Transmitter @lysergicearwax.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Need some spooky sounds? Check out "The Cadabra Tapes". 22 tracks, 100 minutes worth of eldritch ambience and horror electronics. Out now. Links in bio 💀
Black Mountain Transmitter The Cadabra Tapes artwork, black and white white painting of an old transmitter beaming over a graveyard
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
EMPATHY - And he's sorry he couldn't be what he wants to be -- a good person. His last line, his revenge on the world.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 7
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Logging On @logonlog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
logging on
From the show King of the Hill. Bobby as a fanciful purple clown with ruffled collar and pointed hat. He looks into a mirror at his own sad experession.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2026
I would like to go on record stating that I think all art should be 100x hornier. maybe 200x
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Let's rock with our cock.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
YOU - I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.
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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The 2nd watch of Obsession is harder than the first. Bear was really set up... his own failings are the root of the horror.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dentist did not reply which did not alleviate my phobia and I feel more in pain. Looked at more local options for phobics but it was so draining I didnt even bother emailing.
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 26/07/2026
“When a man stops caring what happens, all the strain is lifted from him. Suspicion and worry and fear—all the things that twist his thinking out of focus—are brushed aside. And he can see people as they are, at last.” Jim Thompson, “After Dark, My Sweet”
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Atrophied Glass @glassvanguard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cats are the only pet where you have to be keenly aware if there is an opportunity for your shin to be grabbed when walking through a hallway.
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