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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉

@gl1tch-prime.bsky.social
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36 y/o queer non-binary gamer and writer. neurospicy (audhd). i like cheese. he/they. free palestine 🇵🇸 not in our name, never again.

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Adam (human animal)🍉 @forcolumb.us · 18/12/2023
• At least 16 attacks carried out by Israel in the last few hours
• At least 151 Palestinians have been killed and 313 wounded today after an Israeli attack on Jabalia refugee camp. Many of those killed still remain under the rubble.
• In the last six hours, Israel has carried out several attacks on the al-Shifa medical complex, killing 26
Palestinians and wounding dozens.
• Hundreds of thousands of pregnant women, children and sick people in north Gaza have no access to any medical care or treatment.
• The situation inside hospitals and medical centres is "catastrophic."
• Israel has arrested at least 93 medical personnel, including directors of hospitals. They are being held in inhumane conditions and face torture, starvation and are kept in the extreme cold.
• At least 310 medical personnel have been killed and 102 ambulances destroyed since the start of the aggressions.
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Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 18/12/2023
Shame on Israel for exploiting the Holocaust to justify genocide My grandparents’ story of surviving the Holocaust taught me what genocide is, and it is how I know to condemn what Israel is doing to Gaza. How dare Israel exploit my family’s suffering to try to justify its genocide in Gaza.
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Shame on Israel for exploiting the Holocaust to justify genocide
My grandparents’ story of surviving the Holocaust taught me what genocide is, and it is how I know to condemn what Israel is doing to Gaza right now. How dare Israel exploit my family’s suffering ...
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
wake up, sluts, new durge just dropped
A white-haired Dark Urge Lolth-sworn drow lounges on a bedroll while the narrator says, "Images of the Underdark's famed torments sometimes flicker in your head, but your place amoungst your kin seems long lost."
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Sam Wise Masks @theailingwitch.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
You simply canNOT say you’re anti-genocide with an unmasked mouth without revealing just how selfish & insincere you truly are. Disability justice impacts everyone & everything. It’s the MOST intersectional status yet also the most widely ignored by the very people who claim loudest to support it.
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🎃 kiki 🎃 @kiki.whitecanof.monster · 27/07/2023
When a dumb thought comes along \(゚ ー゚\) You must skeet it ヽ(•‿•)ノ Before the brain worms sit too long ┌( ಠ_ಠ )┘ You must skeet it (〜^∇^)〜 When the skyline’s going wrong ヘ( ̄ー ̄)ノ You must skeet it ╰(°∇≦*)╮
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
the gradual replacement of “exchanging money for goods” with “exchanging money for a license to use goods as a service” has been one low key one of the worst changes of the 21st century
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
When I eventually left Hollywood, a supervisor of mine asked me what I had learned that that I would bring with me wherever I go (I think she was hoping for something inspirational) I told her, “Hollywood industry executives are the stupidest creatures on the face of the planet.” I stand by it.
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Adam (human animal)🍉 @forcolumb.us · 28/11/2023
Good morning, Bluesky. Free Palestine.
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scott daGHOSTtino @scottdagostino.ca · 13/11/2023
They call this “rainbow washing” and I fucking hate it. Hitler had gay officers until he consolidated power, then had them all murdered. Fascists are NOT our friends, no matter how many flags they wave, but centrists fall for this.
Tweet from Danel Ben Namer features a photo of an Israeli soldier holding up a rainbow flag with “In the name of love” scrawled on it. Namer’s tweet reads, “The picture you won’t see in P*******e #IsraelFightsForLove”Donald Trump holds up an upside-down rainbow flag with “LGBT for TRUMP” scrawled on it
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
so if two non-binary people get with each other, is their relationship they4them? (i'll see myself out)
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
"jews are only useful to israel until they're not" THIS RIGHT HERE THO
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 22/11/2023
The US Census Bureau is considering changing how it tracks disability. The change could result in estimates of people with disabilities dropping by 40%. This would affect funding for disabled communities inc. Long Covid. thesicktimes.org/2023/11/21/c...
This slide, from a Census presentation shared at an advisory committee meeting on September 21, shows the proposed change in questions used to assess disability.
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
when you and your boyfriend break into the backstage area and end up besties with the girl group
v and kerry eurodyne pose for a picture with us cracks
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Adam (human animal)🍉 @forcolumb.us · 22/11/2023
Hot take: This ceasefire is for Americans, not Palestinians, and that is why Biden pushed so hard for it to happen during 2 of the largest retail holidays of the US calendar. They are hoping you forget that Palestinians are being murdered by the apartheid regime while you get that sweet deal.
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
just imagining shadowheart humming "can't touch this" every time she casts sanctuary
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
I fucking love this. With alt text:
RadicalGraffiti.bsky.social posted: “Parody police recruitment ad spotted in Seattle”

A smiley white Chad with a buzzcut and burly arms crossed across his chest looks directly at us. He’s wearing an official uniform that appears at first glance to be a police uniform. Large yellow lettering against a deep blue background asks, “So you wanna be a cop?”

Smaller lettering below contains the following statements:

“You can do better. So can Seattle.”

“Less cops, more school nurses.”

“Less cops, more librarians.”

“Less cops, more EMTs.”
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P.L. Rock @plrock.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Apropos of nothing, here's a tiny bat giving his biggest hug.
Picture of a small bat lying duran in a human hand
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
ok but i forgot i made durge's guardian this lil cutie patootie deep gnome and 😂 i'm sorry i can't explain why this is so funny to me but 💀
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Happy Birthday to Wendy Carlos, a Hollywood pioneer who came out as trans in 1972 and wrote the music for The Shining, A Clockwork Orange and Tron
Wendy Carlos playing with the sliders on a mixing desk
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
the way dario and astarion look at each other, i'm 😭 i am not well
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
halloween feels like the perfect time to sink my claws into a dark urge run in baldur's gate 3. 😈 she is beauty, she is grace, she will stab you in your face ...
A Lolth-sworn Drow looks up at a dragon off-screen. She has medium-length, tussled red hair, medium-grey skin, and a scar running across her nose and the right side of her face. The left side of her face features a black tendril tattoo that winds across her left eye, which is completely blacked out - a subtle reference to her Dark Urge origin - and her other eye is a normal, Lolth-sworn Drow red.A Lolth-sworn Drow gathers herself after crashing on a beach. She has medium-length, tussled red hair, medium-grey skin, and a scar running across her nose and the right side of her face. The left side of her face features a black tendril tattoo that winds across her left eye, which is completely blacked out - a subtle reference to her Dark Urge origin - and her other eye is a normal, Lolth-sworn Drow red.
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
the absolute: "so we're gonna use mind-flayer tadpoles ..." steelclaw: "and i took that personally."
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
trying your childhood snacks and drinks will have you in a bit of a mild crisis, like ... did they change this formula or are things tasting like complete ass just a part of getting old?
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
don't mind me, i'm just experiencing the zevran-fenris-dorian-astarion pipeline
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
if bg3 gets photo mode i promise i am going to be 1000000% more obnoxious with all my different bg3 characters
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
my baby girl. my lovely warlock who has not done one thing wrong her entire life. yes i named them that specifically. and yes i made her guardian look andraste-ish complete with fade green eyes and burn scars and *that tattoo* i mean what.
A Mephistopheles tiefling warlock is presented in character creator. Their name is Avexis and they have short dark blue hair, scars around their face, and heterochromia where one eye is a demonic purple and the other is all black. The black eye is incorporated into an inky swirl of a tattoo that sweeps down across one side of her face. Their horns are short and close to her head and their skin is a soft medium ashy blue colour. Avexis is a reference to the Dragon Age character of the same name present in the animated movie "Dawn of the Seeker" and also an NPC the player can briefly interact with in Haven in Dragon Age: Inquisition.A Dream Guardian is presented in character creation styled to look similar to the Dragon Age prophet Andraste. Like in game art, she long blond hair that covers her ears, and in a fit of creative liberty, her eyes are a bright, fade-green colour. She has a burn scar across her face along with a flame/tendril tattoo in a soft red that covers her neck and sweeps up toward her face, a reference to Andraste's burning by the Tevinter Imperium.
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
my cat has learned my guinea pig's name because whenever i'm giving him attention, she comes running in meowing like she is the most pitiful neglected creature in existence.
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
just found out that "mr. brightside" was released 20 years ago today, so if you'll excuse me, i need to apply for my aarp card
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
i love delamain, i do, but we must acknowledge this truth #cyberpunk2077
meme of jacked doge and pitiful doge, jacked doge is labelled as "the delamain that jackie hypes up" and is overlaid with the in-game quote, "he'll mow down an army of 'saka ninjas!" pitiful doge is labelled "delamain in reality" and is overlaid with the text "*can't take care of 3 drones*"
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MAF @velnna.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
They're everything to me
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
"I'm coming over"
texting a friend
having walkie-talkie sex
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
banning books as a method of enforcing moral puritanism feels so outdated. lady your kid is on tumblr reading about sex acts that would kill Aphrodite
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MAF @velnna.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Cooking an elf pie
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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
"Well you see it's ok because her Dad approved of the grooming" is... a hell of a take, Krass. Also, my dude, my brother in flour... both those guys are flaming shit piles for their actions. We have more than enough abhorrence for both.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 26/09/2023
Punching Nazis is just a good idea
I'm wearing a black shirt that says punch more Nazis. I'm sitting behind my microphone. You can see my Basquiat print over my right shoulder. And I'm serving autumn mermaid locs
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/09/2023
New from Me! If the equal protection clause doesn't protect trans people, then the Constitution is worthless. Here’s One Thing the Constitution Could Do to Protect Trans People rewirenewsgroup.com/2023/09/25/h...
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Here's One Thing the Constitution Could Do to Protect Trans People
The equal protection clause of the Constitution must respond to the rabid anti-trans sentiment in the country. If it cannot, it is worthless.
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Brandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 26/09/2023
Hello #Bluesky #authors #writers. You have been an amazing support of the SAG-AFTRA strike, & against AI misuse. Perhaps you might lend your signature to the letter against Data3, which unlawfully used thousands of books (including mine) to train AI. (Link to open letter in article)
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9,000 authors rebuke AI companies, saying they exploited books as 'food' for chatbots
A letter signed by 9,000 authors calls out AI companies for allegedly using the writers' books to train chatbots without consent, credit or compensation.
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Felicity Hayes-McCoy @fhayesmccoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com pls share info re books being used to train AI without author permission, using Books3 Dataset. Searchable link below via @chuckwendig.bsky.social Link to article www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
great, just what my hysterectomy recovery needed, a cold >:(
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
i make zero apologies for this dragon age meme
a meme venn diagram of two circles. the first circle has fenris from da2 and is labelled "broody elves". the second has anders from da2 and is labelled "angsty mages". the middle where these two meet is a picture of solas from dragon age: inquisition.
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
i've just found out that if kirrahe survives in me1 but mordin dies in me2, mordin's last words to shepard is to tell kirrahe that he held the line and i am not okay
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
it's so nice to log on to a social media and just see posts from people i follow in one feed. amazing fucking concept lol.
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Context of the internet @funnyordie.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
A fist with a thumb poking out between the middle and pointer fingers in the classic “Got your nose!” gag in front of the Sphinx. 
Caption: The most ancient Dad joke in the book.
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gl1tch || professional astarion simp 🍉 @gl1tch-prime.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
careful, now, don't wanna lose your head #baldursgate3
dario the wood elf holds up true soul nere's head at the end of a quest
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