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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
what if I don't want to wear a bra today what then society
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I need to eat again why does this keep happening to me????
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
geese are just the evolved form of ducks
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
liberty mechatron is my favorite part
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
is Trump the first president to be accused of piracy by congress
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
aoc 2028 with vp Jon Stewart
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
this program is filling up fast sign up now and get your first course of electroconvulsive therapy on us
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
conversion therapy is free speech now so I'm pleased to announce my new therapy program for republicans (intake is free beds are $1200 a night and you're not allowed to leave the ward until you're a democrat)
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
as someone who's already on a government list or 2: everyone acted like I was overreacting. you're not overreacting.
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
yeah like I agree with you on all points but why does there have to be a slur? I just feel like the word "clanker" sorta stretches the same mental muscles as using slurs for people and that's why people think it's fun. I'm worried that the next fun slur-like word will be about people like me
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the "anti-clanker" people are so weird like they have a couple good points but why do they want to make slurs for robots so bad
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
remember the case about compelled speech with the homophobic wedding cake baker? I think you're onto something
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
this is exactly why I've been saying "buy trans books" since Trump got reelected
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I give it maybe 2 years tops before this exact hypothetical is before the court and they rule the other way
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
as someone who's been briefly exposed to conversion therapy I think 8 of the supreme court justices need to be locked up in a room with round the clock supervision where they can't leave until they convince the person with the key they're going to step down
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
got the depressies
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
are we in ww3
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
how am I supposed to know which bras are thick enough to cover up my nipples when you EDIT THE NIPPLES OUT OF THE PHOTOS
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#InvertebrateShitposting as per @joabaldwin.com's request
6 bad doodles with text under each one.
horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab.
shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style.
crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes.
shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away.
crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped.
horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
i am crazy and i am crazy because i am trans but the transness is not the insanity
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
why do i feel conceited for feeling seen by this post in my first reply i didn't mean to call myself the kindest trans girl evurrrr by saying I've experienced that type of rejection in a big way I'm actually kind of a bitch
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
how dare you call me valid
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
ok but what if i have near-mythical status as an evil transmedicalist mean girl in the eyes of my local trans community and i genuinely don't feel that way but they kicked me out of the group chat of the local in person meetup space over it
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
wyoming has a law allowing you to sue the government if you see a trans person in a public bathroom and be paid back all your legal and attorney fees so hear me out. what if we all moved to wyoming, went to the bathroom together, and then sued wyoming about it
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
why is my default fear response towards men twice my age who are sexually harassing me just to fucking flirt back no i don't want to go rollerskating with you no you can't have my number no no no no NO
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Andy @rukira91.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This trans visibility week, consider giving trans people some money, since it’s really kinda fuckin hard for us to live right now
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
the what thing????????????????????
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
she then intentionally infects herself before her trial would you read this book
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
after that one of the scientists involved in making it decided to release it on earth for the good of humanity. she won't be tried for her crimes against humanity until the second act, when her memories of releasing it spread to one of her neighbors via the mutated virus
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
they made a killswitch vaccine for the human anti-virus before testing it on an underground moon city with an unknown epidemic and it worked to spread immunity from the survivors leaving quarantine to the rest of the population
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
so now everyone in the world occasionally gets a batch of vivid memories from someone they shared air with a couple days prior but they don't always know whose memories they are and society has to adapt
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
imagine if the human anti-virus mutated and started spreading cognitive memories in addition to immunological ones due to some still-unknown immunological process in the brain in the year 2137 when this (maybe) scifi novel is set
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
imagine a human anti-virus a humanmade virus designed to have a single marker symptom that doesn't disrupt health (maybe your tongue turns blue or something idk), a high R0, and to somehow capture and communicate epigenetic information between human immune systems like how bacteria share genes
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
WAIT THEY HAVE A FUCKING TEST NOW
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
why did we name them cooper pairs when we could have named them gay electrons
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
i have bad hair days when i look more trans i had a couple on a road trip this summer. im trying to be more accepting of them and to think of "passing" as a cis concept that harms my freedom of self expression but if i made a dash for the border i might look pretty trans by the time i got there
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
like I generally don't "look" transgender to most people these days but a lot of my friends are proud of the fact that they do and I'm proud of them for it and I'm also afraid for them
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
i guess what I'm wondering is given the recent patterns of bathroom harassment extending to anyone who doesn't look cisnormative enough what if he just sends a memo to his buddies at the border saying turn away anyone who "looks transgender"
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
do you remember under the first term when he sent out memos to women's shelters with instructions on how to clock trans women
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So when the aurora borealis is faint enough, you can capture its glow with the Milky Way 😍 Berthoud Pass, CO last night
Milky Way to the left and red glow to the right above mountains with just a little snow on them in a very starry sky. I didn't use a star tracker and this was a 30 second exposure so some star trailing is visible.
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
like whatever story i share they typically follow it up by relating with a similar story of their own and i feel believed about the socioeconomic undercurrents of my life when they do
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
it's because i don't come out to them as trans and feel like i can be honest about the rest of my life that i feel the need to hide in my office space where I'm a little bit out but feel like ppl think I'm trying to prove something or otherwise lying when i talk about my life
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
y'all.
the northern lights over the sangre de cristo mountains
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
ok so here's the question if the option that involves getting on a train doesn't result in sex are you going to be sitting on the train home feeling even more sad or are you gonna be like "what a fun night!" anyway
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
this was just on a street corner up the block i'd love to come home to their music every day but like it was important to me to learn music on my own terms and i wanna support them in that too maybe they'll sound good to others eventually maybe they don't want to we all agreed that music is healing
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
i don't want to know the names of founding fathers and great discoverers i want to know the names of homeless people
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 07/11/2025
we all yearn to take to the sea for the same reason to become crab
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