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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
what if I don't want to wear a bra today what then society
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I need to eat again why does this keep happening to me????
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
geese are just the evolved form of ducks
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
is Trump the first president to be accused of piracy by congress
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
aoc 2028 with vp Jon Stewart
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
conversion therapy is free speech now so I'm pleased to announce my new therapy program for republicans (intake is free beds are $1200 a night and you're not allowed to leave the ward until you're a democrat)
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the "anti-clanker" people are so weird like they have a couple good points but why do they want to make slurs for robots so bad
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
this is exactly why I've been saying "buy trans books" since Trump got reelected
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I give it maybe 2 years tops before this exact hypothetical is before the court and they rule the other way
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
as someone who's been briefly exposed to conversion therapy I think 8 of the supreme court justices need to be locked up in a room with round the clock supervision where they can't leave until they convince the person with the key they're going to step down
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
got the depressies
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
are we in ww3
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
how am I supposed to know which bras are thick enough to cover up my nipples when you EDIT THE NIPPLES OUT OF THE PHOTOS
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#InvertebrateShitposting as per @joabaldwin.com's request
6 bad doodles with text under each one.
horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab.
shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style.
crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes.
shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away.
crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped.
horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
i am crazy and i am crazy because i am trans but the transness is not the insanity
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
wyoming has a law allowing you to sue the government if you see a trans person in a public bathroom and be paid back all your legal and attorney fees so hear me out. what if we all moved to wyoming, went to the bathroom together, and then sued wyoming about it
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
why is my default fear response towards men twice my age who are sexually harassing me just to fucking flirt back no i don't want to go rollerskating with you no you can't have my number no no no no NO
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Andy @rukira91.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This trans visibility week, consider giving trans people some money, since it’s really kinda fuckin hard for us to live right now
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
imagine a human anti-virus a humanmade virus designed to have a single marker symptom that doesn't disrupt health (maybe your tongue turns blue or something idk), a high R0, and to somehow capture and communicate epigenetic information between human immune systems like how bacteria share genes
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
why did we name them cooper pairs when we could have named them gay electrons
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So when the aurora borealis is faint enough, you can capture its glow with the Milky Way 😍 Berthoud Pass, CO last night
Milky Way to the left and red glow to the right above mountains with just a little snow on them in a very starry sky. I didn't use a star tracker and this was a 30 second exposure so some star trailing is visible.
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
it's because i don't come out to them as trans and feel like i can be honest about the rest of my life that i feel the need to hide in my office space where I'm a little bit out but feel like ppl think I'm trying to prove something or otherwise lying when i talk about my life
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
y'all.
the northern lights over the sangre de cristo mountains
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
i don't want to know the names of founding fathers and great discoverers i want to know the names of homeless people
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 07/11/2025
we all yearn to take to the sea for the same reason to become crab
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
why is playing guitar with homeless people consistently better than therapy
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
when did i develop the habit of reaching for physical objects to nonverbally demonstrate my understanding of a subject that's being mansplained to me so he can get to the point
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I've been saying for like 2 years now how teen vogue has been the only mainstream news source to consistently interview trans people and feature trans journalists on major trans issues like the skrmetti hearing this is devastating
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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Democrats Can't Blame Trans People for Their Own Failures
Despite the attempts by so many in the party's establishment to paint trans rights as a toxic issue, transphobia was soundly rejected across the country this week.
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🍄🫒 drone 🫒🍄 @oliveandco.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
there is no reason right now for cis people to have any opinions about trans people. please forget about us again, let us mind our own business
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
i am sick of seeing statistics about cisgender opinions of me
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
i love how it tried to be linear for a second there
a very nonlinear plot of data with a cantor set right there right smack dab in the all of it but a few points in a nice well-ordered line right at the beginning
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
no phone excel it is time for sleep excel lently
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I'm a scientist and I'm mad
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
i left my laptop at work so i wouldn't touch my data until the morning and now I'm squinting at excel on my phone at midnight the day after daylight savings made midnight an hour later
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
actually for real designing my own custom high voltage power source to (safely) power the contraption
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
nobody is allowed to ask me questions anymore unless they're responding to something specific i just said (the word "trans" is not specific) or would ask the same question to a cis person, preferably both
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
getting in bed and finding a sticky note in my pocket with a rough draft schematic for a homemade (somewhat-)high-voltage power source and going "oh that's where i left that"
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I promise I know letters besides F, T, and V, my physics is just being mean to me and won't let me use them
a bunch of equations on a white board in which most of the relevant variables are voltage, 3 velocities including v_f for final velocity, F for force, f for frequency, t for time, T for period, and deltaT for kinetic energy
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
spiders are faggots now but I mean that in a positive, reclaimed way and I will not be explaining further
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I think differently about the spiders in my house now. they're my friends; I get fruit flies sometimes, so I appreciate them. but all they really have to do is look at me funny, in my own opinion, or surprise me by existing somewhere I, in my omniscience didn't expect, and I get out the bleach
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
no i don't need to drive back to campus to fix the mistake on my whiteboard i will fix it in the morning when i see this post
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"that was a typo but I'm coining it now stay tuned for the essay"
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
lmaooo why do ppl keep comparing me to the mona lisa have you SEEN me??
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
describing myself as "hysteretic" as a combo reclamation of "hysteria" and "heretic" but ALSO as a physics pun deeply informed by my trans life experiences
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
what if we added "amateur" to sports as a gender
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🪱🎶💎🌷🧄🎃 @girlicbread.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
hill I'm willing to die on: choruses sound more powerful when a couple singers are slightly off key because the imperfections make it sound more like a massive group of people just felt compelled to sing and less like you had enough money to hire 30 people
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