Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 16hCalling my frenemies and asking for those eggs I lent them 181
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Fools don’t want you to know this one weird trick 030
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026*Peter Cetera, on trial for multiple assaults* Prosecutor: we have a recording of the defendant confessing that he is the man who will fight four, your honor Judge: how long of a sentence are you seeking? Prosecutor: everybody needs a little time away Judge: I heard you say 151
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Well he *is* like a night in shining armor, from a long time ago 240
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Xylophone is short for “Xtreme ylophone” because they were invented in the 90’s. Not many people know that. 140
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He ruins everything for me. Petition to swap in Paul F Tompkins (though he really deserves a full season) 020
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And if you ordered many programs they called it “tapas” 020
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I sit on a throne of blood every time I go to taco bell 141
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Usually it’s the left hand doing things with a spider. Because it’s sinister 020
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Billy Corgan looks like a cenobite but without the joie de vivre 35315
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ben Stiller should have let Tom Cruise play the lead in Tropic Thunder 181
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t think touching grass is gonna cover this. This is “go lie in a peat bog” stuff 1274
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 03/10/2026His handle is fucking “fleshpockets”? Wishing something on him that would get me banned by trust and safety 0263
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Your hate sustains me like a warm bowl of porridge 172
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Singing the lyrics of Cher’s “Believe” over the music of AC/DC’s “You Shook Me (All Night Long)”youtu.beAC-DC Cher MashupYouTube video by indychauffuer 130
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I often remind myself that Marcus Aurelius has freed me from the burden of constant take-having: 04617
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mfer getting paid to sleep and you want to give that up? Must be nice 🙄 011
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026idk who this guy is but I wish I could style out wearing a giant naan 060
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love interviews with Millie Bobby Brown because they’re always like “My husband, Jacob Tortelloni, has taken an interest in paleontology recently. I know this because he refuses to eat his chicken milanese unless I cut it into dinosaur shapes for him first.” 0100
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The amount of people showing their whole ass posting politics on linkedIn is wild 010
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bluesky has been a constant discovery of new types of perverts (laudatory/deprecatory) 071
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When the tank engine larpers tried to come for faine? An incredible time to be online 180
Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 25/09/2026-fucking a can o beans -long cat -that day everyone was pikachu -that other day everyone howled at the moon -people getting to 1k followers and losing their minds -a sex pest put their foot in a toilet -scolding the vagina museum during the posters strike -“we’re literally talking about both of you” 0150
