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Gin and Bacon

@ginandbacon.bsky.social
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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho!

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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 14h
Added fun: According to the Vet they're not giving him anti-inflammatory drugs. According to Galliprant: Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug Hmm, tough knowing who to believe...
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 14h
7 tablets from the Vet - £55.12 30 of the same online - £75.90 Please gods, bring in the price cap NOW!
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hard time for me tonight. Norn Iron v Hungary. I can't remain neutral and Irish teams always come top for me. Luckily Mrs Wife is no fan of sportsball.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys turn up, all wearing masks. On being spotted they all do a runner. Blurred images show them topless. It's pretty obvious what was going on. The last few members of the Liberace Fan Club [UK Mens' Chapter] getting together for their monthly sing song and Party Night Re-enactment.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can't just categorise me as a cheese! [Trapista]
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For anyone who wants to keep score, yesterday's Gospel was the whole deeds not words thing. So, when someone /says/ they're Christian it doesn't mean a thing. Wait for them to /act/ like a Christian. Looking at you right-wingers...
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shadow has suspected arthritis. Hello endless vet's fees.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So is supporting Everton a life of unrelenting sporting misery? Why BBC, now that you ask, yes. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Is supporting Everton a life of misery - or celebration?
Is supporting Everton a life of misery, or are there still reasons to celebrate? Chief football writer Phil McNulty seeks the answer.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
While Beryl loved being the first to get a Kindle, it was a bit rubbish as e-books would take another century! #GirlsOwnCC
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Back home, 6 hours up norf was enough!
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Durham, I have scaled the bailey. Now for food.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A modest proposal. Dock City 115 points and any negative total gets carried forward to the next season or beyond!
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 8️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a very good friend called Daniel Thomas. I am not making jokes at his expense...
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My nefarious plot continues. Mrs Wife's Crimbo present will be a Beauty Pie face mask. Oddly costs about the same as the table saw I want...
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spold has his Black Shorts bothering the police now.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you believe that a computer can have agency or is sentinel, then do me a favour and fuck off. No further. Keep going. Fuck off until you can no longer fuck off. Then dream the impossible dream and fuck off some more!
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Popped over to my parents' house to check the post, etc. The buyers were there doing some measuring shizzle. Lovely couple with a smol daughter. About the same age as my parents were...
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh dear, how sad. Never mind. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Daniel Thomas arrested over video of dinghy slashing
Police had been looking into footage appearing to show the man, also known as Danny Tommo, slashing at a boat in the English Channel with a knife.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have completed my jobs* for Christmas this year. Everything else is left up to the girls. [* 4 tickets to The Nutcracker]
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listen to Ash. Ash is wise.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alpha males are dangers is 100% undefeated as a theory www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still can't find a reason NOT to get this...
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bastards! How dare they spend their own money rather than live in penury so their children can spend it. So bloody selfish! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Meet the pensioners spending the kids' inheritance
The phenomenon sees retirees spend all their money on enjoying life to the full.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Winter Is Coming: Man Endures Cold
ALT: Winter Is Coming: Man Endures Cold
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Checks out. :(
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay Bluebes, justification for buying this: tools4trade.co.uk/collections/...
tools4trade.co.uk
Excel 254mm Extendable Table Saw 240V/1800W
Powerful 2000W motor Built-in overload protection Large 590mm rip capacity No-load speed of 4200rpm Adjustable blade tilt (0°-45°) 1800W / 2000W Motor Powerful 1800W / 2000W Motor Ensures Efficiency A...
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trumpton knows...
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have seen the Epstein File.
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saving wives ...
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 el perro baldosa @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
5 o'clock somewhere
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope that no-one has a finite Bacon-Erdos-Aella number
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If the Invisible Man calls, tell him I can't see him.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 17/09/2026
Okay this is once again a VERY SPECIFIC request and I once again ask that if you cannot provide a VERY SPECIFIC answer, that you boost or scroll on. I’m looking for a British tax adviser who can advise on British company ownership and taxes for an American citizen #iykyk
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A lorry carrying a shipment of Worcestershire sauce from a brewery in Leicestershire was driving through Loughborough when it ploughed head-on into a Lamborghini Murciélago. 1/7
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Always the ones you most suspect
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today children, we look at the other side of the story. The compassionate one.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A year has passed since Dad died. As a nice twist, I'm off to my best man's dad's funeral today. Weird day tbqhwy.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Latest pictures from @pyramidhead76.bsky.social having his birthday gruel:
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Olaf Drinking Milk
ALT: Olaf Drinking Milk
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've discovered I am blocked by Mr Minge himself! How could Russ do this to me? How can I give it some now? Much, much sadness and woes.
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cost Centre 2 has started generating revenue at last. Only took her 21 years!
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
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Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm all for that, when is the resignation?
Trump criticises AI boss who called for slowdown and says only guardrail needed is a 'smart president'
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We are pleased to announce our new Ultra AI tool - Pandora. Trust us, it works. [Just don't look inside]
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Komaváry @komavary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Eskü, bármikor le tudok jönni a közösségi finanszirozásról, de... nézzétek, mik vannak! (Jó, a pénzem fogyása segít.) gamefound.com/en/projects/...
gamefound.com
Budapest 1899 | An occult mystery TTRPG by Dragonmount Press - Gamefound
Budapest, 1899. One of the most technologically and architecturally advanced & culturally upcoming cities at the turn of the century… Yet something sinister lurks beneath the facade of bohemian nightl...
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Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: Quicksand. Pylons. The cane. Being really old; like over 40. Joe 'Not a Nonce' from next door.
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