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Chris Gill

@gilltastrophe.bsky.social
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Lover of Lynne. Father figure to Erin and KB. Caretaker of Rogue. Camp Hooligan media relations. Antique store warrior. Owner/proprietor of The Milkhouse.

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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Antique show score - $10
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If a god exists, Ollie Gavin will ultimately replace Townsend Bell as an analyst for IMSA broadcasts.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lol!😂 TODAY IN SPORTSBALL: The Iowa Hawkeyes play the Atlanta Hawks in an exhibition game to raise awareness of GOP stupidity.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Spire cars are absolute weapons tonight.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In-car shots from Darlington at sunset are absolute fire.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Biggest accomplishment of the weekend: Getting the Civic up to fifth gear on Madison Ave on the upper east side.
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Ben @bigben0397.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Man stepping on rake captioned "INDYCAR under the George family"

Man doing cool trick before stepping on rake captioned "INDYCAR under Roger Penske"
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Toy Dragon (it/its) @tiny.toydragon.xyz · 13/08/2026
i got inspired to make this shit post, enjoy~
A photo of a grain of rice and a chip advertised as the world's smallest computer, with them both labelled. I also added a UI toggle icon and labelled it "AI opt-out toggle"
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One of my favorite things at work is watching the nitrogen tank get refilled.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/08/2026
Warren Zevon, with speech bubble pointing to quoted post
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 07/08/2026
Humpty Hump
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Scare-o-lyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
a bit strange to think that electronic arts, which published many games whose worlds i escaped into and adored in my teens and beyond, is now owned by multiple individuals and groups who explicitly hate people like me. funny how life goes, huh?
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Sukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Remember this scene?
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You never really get to know a race track until you’ve traversed it at night.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Road America has some very hoppable fences.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One more sleep in Racine, Wisc. and off to Road America at dawn.
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One Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No Magnus or Stillman at Road America. Fuck it, cancel the whole weekend. Why bother?
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He laid down that boogie and played that funky music til he died...
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Devin @devincf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Removed the half tree from the Milkhouse roof and fixed the £_[£!$&@ water softener inlet in the basement. In the process, missed all the raging at The Glen. Thank The Gods Road America is next weekend.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
American auto race by series really fucked up by not having a race at a 2.50-mile race tracks this weekend.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My office smells like sweat and cashews.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
To our neighbors on Corning’s Irish Hill: We sincerely apologize for the noise levels last night, thank you for not calling the cops. Don’t worry, it probably won’t happen again for another 53 years.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
man it's so wild to me whenever I end up somewhere rural in a northern state and see confederate flags, larping as the dudes you beat is insane
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Knicks are in the Finals for the first time since 1999 and Hulu can’t keep up with the traffic. Total rage bait.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
They’re gonna do the Lap 8 thing all season, aren’t they?
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
NASCAR’s strength has never been subtlety.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Loving the Indy/Canada/Charlotte structure - I get to sleep in and still get the Big 3 on one day.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
“I actually enjoying mowing the lawn, it’s relaxing.” Sick fucks
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So if something happens to that one strait, the whole civilization collapses? That is a great system, well done. Have you thought about colonizing Mars? You'd be good at it.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Photo of a book for children featuring illustrations of various animals. Title reads:

ANIMALS THAT OWE ME MONEY 
(North American moochers)

By Chris Pissed

paperback Paradise Books
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Sabres in an elimination game on Screen 1, SMASHCAR trucks on Screen 2. Great night in the Danger Room.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
they’re just begging for a car chase
Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Anyone else initially read this as “Stillman Park” or just me?
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Bathurst 12 Hour > Bathurst 1,000
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
That trophy is hideous.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Got severe plate-racing fatigue already and still have the 500 tomorrow. Oy.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I introduced KB to late 90s Bowie and now she can’t stop listening to “I’m Afraid of Americans.” My journey as a step-dad is complete.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My kingdom for a NASCAR analyst with command of the English language.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
just because he did one cool thing doesn't mean ACAB doesn't apply to this guy
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My uncle, a 35-year employee of the University of Miami: Eh, the trophy isn’t that great looking anyway - kind of shitty.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
There is no Buffalo Trace to be found in the 607. Do not bother visiting.
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Chris Gill @gilltastrophe.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Lynne and I had the best idea: Dress up to the 9’s - semi-tux for dudes and evening dress with bling for the ladies. Then, just go to houses on Christmas Eve as if you were invited, with gifts in hand. Make your neighbors think differently about you.
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