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gertymactacular

@gertymac.bsky.social
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Gerty, Gert, Gretchen, Gretchen Evans, billiethepoet. Spends a lot of time on the internet, reads and writes for fun, asks questions for money. She/her.

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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New season, new show!
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The happiest place on earth
Two people, one dressed as a horrible sheep experiment thing, standing in front of a giant 2019 DragonCon registration postcard with a Dragoncon 40th anniversary border. Purple badge ribbon that says 00:00:00, in the style of a countdown clock , and Welcome Home 2026.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I bought myself a mechanical keyboard and having a little screen where I could upload a gif was a strong selling point. I knew that folder of gifs from 2012 Tumblr would come in handy.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Last show of the season!
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Beautiful weather for a hurricane warning.
Two black and red hurricane warning flags flying over a crowded Fayetteville Street in downtown Raleigh before the Carolina Hurricanes Stanley Cup parade.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
LORD STANLEY COMING TO CAROLINA
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
K'ANDRE MILLER MAKING ME CRY HE WAITED UNTIL THE STADIUM CLEARED OUT THEN TOOK HIS TINY BABY TO THE BENCH AND CRIED
Carolina Hurricanes player K'Andre Miller holding his infant son on the Carolina bench after winning the Eastern conference finals.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Carolina tonight #SoundtheSiren
A shaky drawing of a little dude with a gun in the air, Bojangles sweet tea in the other hand, and a Carolina Hurricanes hat on his head.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
To the surprise of absolutely no one.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Live Good Omens 3 reaction #go3spoilers
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Let's party until 3 people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age in general!
A regional theater playbill for The Great Gatsby held in front of the stage before opening.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You said it better, @jensaysthings.bsky.social
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My city is so funny
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
So, diagnosis:
Illustration of a cow in a dress laying peacefully in a field of flowers with the text I GOT SLEEPY BITCH DISEASE AND IT'S TERMINAL
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Man, my eyes are so itchy and watery today. Oh.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Mr. Mac got called in to check something at work. You know what that means...
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Made to our seats by the skin of our teeth.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This is the nose of a dog who digs holes in the yard.
A medium sized brown dog with a dirty nose cuddled in bed with her people.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Y'all, this is luxury.
Close up image of an e-reader being held in a mount connected to a lap pillow with a cup holder, currently holding Starbucks, and a remote for turning pages.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I am so in love with the baba yaga house I got from @thespeckledhegg.bsky.social
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
New show, who dis?
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Stopped into a random sports bar and
Picture of a digital display that reads: Drink of the Month - ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID. Absolut Citron, fresh lemon juice, hibiscus simple syrup, egg white, and malbec wine float.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I always forget how beautiful my monitor at work is. I should come in more often.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The Olympics haven't even started yet y'all.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Sunshine boy
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Dog sittin' and con schedulin'
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Uhhh should I start buying bread and milk now???
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
It's 70+ outside today so we went for a walk in the woods! We somehow switched trails but we made it out!
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Another new-to-me show!
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
It's snow and I'm going to take it and be happy with it.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
New show tonight!
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I am obsessed with him.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I have the warmest, coziest doggo on my lap. We adopted this anxiety-ridden, formerly feral dog over 6 years ago and this is the longest she's ever sat on my lap.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I have a very similar snoot to boop!
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My book, How to Talk to Nice English Girls, is very temporarily out of print as Carnation Books is closing its doors. Fear not! It will be back and back on KU in the next few days
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
No... I don't think that is the last date these files were modified.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I own way too many very warm and cozy sweaters to live in this climate.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I broke the glass around my camera so now there are weird prism things BUT I have taken myself out for a leisurely German food dinner, with a delicious fall cocktail, before going to see Stardew Valley: Symphony of Seasons.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Voting in free Democratic elections while I still can. Felt a little weird not to see @mcmanlypants.bsky.social at the polls today but I'm sure he was out there in his new precinct. 😉
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Costco out here ruining my damn life
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I'm pretty sure my VRBO is using a chamber pot as decoration. And, honestly, good for them.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
There was a little guy in my mailbox last night and I closed the door so carefully as not to disturb him.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
What movie do you consider "perfect"?
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This is the face of an old dog who harassed multiple delivery drivers today.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
WHAT FINALLY, IN MY BACKYARD
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
New season, old show. But a good one.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
STREET LIIT
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Our waitress, who we have every year and love to death, makes sure we are hydrated when we leave the bar.
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