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gertymactacular

@gertymac.bsky.social
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Gerty, Gert, Gretchen, Gretchen Evans, billiethepoet. Spends a lot of time on the internet, reads and writes for fun, asks questions for money. She/her.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My floofy dog had to have some lumps removed today and it's the first time I've seen her shaved to the skin. She's covered in spots!
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Update: my work is half-assed but done enough and I'm going to nap.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me: I am too old and tired to pull all-nighters for work. Also me: I should put this off until the very last minute. That makes a lot of sense.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New season, new show!
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 22/09/2026
Amazing. Also--you never know what will make an impact, no matter how small it seems.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish people had an understanding of class differences. So much of what we attribute to other classifications, like generations, heavily overlap with class/socioeconomic status.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I NEED TO REPORT A CRIME. THE CASHIER ASKED IF I WAS ELIGIBLE FOR THE SENIOR DISCOUNT. ☠️☠️☠️
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My regular server at the shitty (affectionate) sports bar up the road told me she was proud of me because I didn't need a box for my cheese fries today. Gold star!
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am so sorry. I'm glad I got to see her earlier this year at 221b and I will miss her. All my best thoughts to you and your family.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My boss asked me to lead an icebreaker in a meeting tomorrow. Icebreakers are dumb but whatever, sure I can do that. Then she sent me what Copilot suggested I say to lead the icebreaker. I'm tired y'all.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In today's episode of Is it Perimenopause or Am I Just Fucking Losing It?: the bottoms of my feet are too hot to sleep.
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anj @forecastoctopus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
STAR TREK 💫 60 years of these guys….. #startrek #startrek60 #startrekday
painting of kirk, spock, mccoy, and the enterprise on a space background with star trek written at the top
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Same, girl, same. We'll find it again.
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John Picacio @johnpicacio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Baltimore Homies: Mark your calendars for @charmcityspec.bsky.social’s September 25th author extravaganza featuring @marygthompson.bsky.social @justinkey.bsky.social @restingdinoface.bsky.social and more at The Ivy Bookshop. cc: @sarahpinsker.bsky.social @nottenst.bsky.social @capclave.bsky.social
Graphic promoting Charm City Spec’s September 25th author reading lineup at the Ivy Bookshop (featuring peacock feather background).
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Volunteer: The panel room is full! Person in line (PIL): Can we sit on the floor? Volunteer: No. PIL: Is it a fire hazard? Volunteer: It's a lot of hazards.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The happiest place on earth
Two people, one dressed as a horrible sheep experiment thing, standing in front of a giant 2019 DragonCon registration postcard with a Dragoncon 40th anniversary border. Purple badge ribbon that says 00:00:00, in the style of a countdown clock , and Welcome Home 2026.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The more I think about it, the more sense it makes...
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
YEESSSSSS I WILL FIND YOU
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One life lesson that never really seems to stick with me: always pee before you paint your nails.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am officially very excited for DragonCon and getting through my last day of work this week is going to be tough.
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
College Friend A: What do you do if a man tries to tell you what to do? 11 year old Daughter of College Friend B: *hisses*
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Jordan L. Hawk @jordanlhawk.com · 28/08/2026
PREORDER ALERT! The Devouring time is coming in ebook and paperback September 25! Can bookseller Sterling Caine and investigator Adrian Evans find out what happened during Sterling’s forgotten year? CLICK HERE: buy.bookfunnel.com/2n2porj6w5
An ebook and paperback stand against an orange gradient. The covers are the same, and feature a cracked clock face against a blue background. Two illustrated death's head hawkmoths flutter around it. To one side, there is a "bug" featuring a light blue vortex surrounded by the words Widdershins Universe. Text reads: Bestselling author of Whyborne & Griffin, Jordan L. Hawk, The Devouring Time, a Widdershins Universe Novel. Beside the books is text reading: Coming September 25, The Devouring Time. Can a handsome investigator help an amnesiac bookseller regain his memories before it's too late?
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V. S. Holmes @vsholmes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Submissions are open to my LGBTQ Gothic, Fantasy, and Horror ITCH.IO Bundle! Closes Sept 25th For pieces written by someone under the 2SLGBTQIA umbrella or that features a major character that identifies as such. forms.gle/uQhSYf2iuGPA... #booksky #writesky #gothic #itchiobundle
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This legit feels personal now.
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caitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 26/08/2026
'cause i've seen, oh, blue skies
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Delta's prices have been crazy compared to other airlines lately.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy Pumpkin Spice Day to all who celebrate!
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Uncanny Magazine @uncannymagazine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We are OPEN!!!!!
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Sarah MacLean @sarahmaclean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You don't need a crown to be queen. Duchess arrives February 16, 2027
The cover of the trade paperback version of Sarah MacLean's Mastermind
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Candace Harper @foxglovefiction.com · 20/08/2026
Looking for something high heat and sapphic but still short enough to read in a single setting? According to my calculations, it's time to read News Flash by Candace Harper! Available FREE on my newsletter OR 99c through all e-tailers and with a Kobo Plus subscription! foxglovefiction.com/...
According to my calculations.. across the top with the book cover for News Flash on the left hand side. On the right hand side, there are ribbons reading rival journalists, mutual lusting, chosen proximity, high heat, higher stakes. At the bottom is a calculator whos screen says "It's time to read"
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Quick, somebody call Christopher Nolan!
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Depending on how mini the dress is, you may need another, smaller merkin to really make it work.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A full body merkin can be yours for just $550!
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Kristen Bell as Veronica Mars: Oh, you stop it.
Alt: Kristen Bell as Veronica Mars: Oh, you stop it.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wrote some books! A F/F set in England in the 1920s, featuring a chaotic American and self-doscovery. A contemporary M/M duology about what happens when a hook up app and sex in coffee shop bathrooms leads to love. www.amazon.com/stores/Gretc...
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Gretchen Evans: books, biography, latest update
Follow Gretchen Evans and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Gretchen Evans Author Page.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You look mahhhhvelous darhhhhling
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My persistent chin hair came out in one pluck today so that's about as good as this week is going to get.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
I'm going to keep saying this until it's rote practice: If you are in official connection with let alone in charge of an archive of data, if is your professional & moral responsibility to secure that archive, as a backup or otherwise, against just such an emergency, so we're not Hoping some kid did.
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Olivia Dade @oliviawrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A starchy demon utterly undone by love. An underpowered oracle fighting for her community (and cheese). Sexy Satan. Villains actually getting their comeuppance. WOO(R)SD is out today, and I hope you love it as much as I do! Bookshop.org: go.oliviadade.com/WOObs AMZ: go.oliviadade.com/WOOamz
The illustrated cover of WORLD'S OKAYEST ORACLE (RELUCTANTLY) SEEKS DEMON by Olivia Dade, featuring a man and a woman standing back to back against a hot pink background, appearing poised for action. The woman is holding a curved athame, while the man has a fireball just above his open, upturned palm. There are flames and small hearts surrounding them.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We're 25 days out and I've completed the most important part of my DragonCon prep: flu shot and covid booster.
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gertymactacular @gertymac.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Actually, it's more like "disconnects work laptop from dock and double monitors, connects fun laptop to dock and double monitors".
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*slams laptop shut until Monday*
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