Reposted by Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 27/05/2026lmao 65121312276
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026i got suspended from twitter for saying in multiple posts that someone should feed elon musk and mark zuckerberg poison. but like, somebody absolutely should do that, like i'm demonstrably correct here 130
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025how soon before he gets a daily wire podcast? 030
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025with fetterman not posting his "it's cool and good when palestinian children are murdered by the truckload" schtick on bluesky it's a lot easier to find posts from a month ago where he was pretending to give a shit 020
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025the best part of this is that they bought food for props and put out an empty wrapper to make it look like hannity is just your average hamburger enjoying american joe and some pa absolutely fussed over kennedy's burger to make sure the audience could see just a slutty lil drop of ketchup 020
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025look at this great sticker i got 030
Reposted by Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃zitron AI shell is the best linux kernel (smokin CBD e'ery day) @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 11/03/2025went to the smashing pumpkins concert last year and billy corgan had a chip and dip set up on his amp 22768112
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 10/03/2025man, teslas, spacex and now twitter, there's not a product in existence that elon musk can't crash 120
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 05/03/2025sorry ladies but this boner is for pee 020
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 05/03/2025pretty sure this is one of those taxation without representation things 020
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 21/02/2025portion control means using both hands 020
Reposted by Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃Sam 🐈⬛ @sammakescoolstuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊 351217386591
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025you walk in there and rack a 12 gauge i think they'll let you through 011
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025i love going to ace hardware because before you check out with your cotter pins and bird poison there's a cooler full of the most unwieldy bottles of root beer you've ever seen and they're like 30 cents 030
Reposted by Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 21/01/2025alright you wanna know how to support trans people? hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit. Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there. 91164065849
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 27/01/2025i wish i had the rainman autism where i was good at gambling and counting toothpicks instead of the kind i have where i hate the way socks feel on my feet but also i hate the way being barefoot feels so i always wear socks 7851
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025in literally any other context "heavily armed paramilitary organization attempts to storm elementary school to round up brown children" would be round the clock news 020
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 24/01/2025it's so incredibly fucked that it's 2025 and there's still a chain of forrest gump themed restaurants out there 000
Reposted by Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃Lazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I know social mores were different at the time but I don't remember that 413755
Reposted by Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃zitron AI shell is the best linux kernel (smokin CBD e'ery day) @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 22/01/2025lets go 1048952
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025i might not be marvel's spider-man but doctors marvel at how many spiders i can eat, man 1130
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 14/01/2025neither a shower nor a grower be 020
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 09/01/2025just listened to a mashup of metallica's enter sandman and kesha's tik tok and oh lordy what a delight 000
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 08/01/2025bout to cop the dopest sex pillow 000
Reposted by Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025#1990 rb.gy/qn0xd3 2351101
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 06/01/2025happy guy who tased himself in the balls until he died day to all who celebrate 020
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 02/01/2025hey if you guys are looking for some grim foreshadowing, the world's richest man is currently tweeting what's essentially nazi propaganda without any fear of consequence and getting little to no push back from people with real power or influence 010
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 02/01/2025let's all go into 2025 with big third precinct in ashes energy 010
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 02/01/2025shoutout to the pee shivers, lowkey the best part of pissin 010
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 31/12/2024this shit is way too expensive to eat regularly but goddamn it's fucking incredible. smoky ass salmon with like the most satisfying, cozy heat to it. fishwife always knocking tinned fish out the park 091
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 31/12/2024when i'm at the dr getting treated for my rabies when the priapism sets in 031
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 27/12/2024i don't want to be rude, small town veteran memorial park that i walked through to escape family holiday time, but i'm like 80 percent sure bob marley didn't say that 230
Reposted by Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 31/10/2024 351936547
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024you've heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for 110
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024both my parents died between 2019 and last year, way too young, so christmas is kind of sad this time round, but then i found my mom's collection of daggers and switchblades and it gave me a warm feeling. my mom died as she lived, a knife guy 0101
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024"you will be visited by three spirits." the spirits: 020
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024there are olafs from frozen everywhere for those with eyes to see 0120
Geppetto San Martìn 𓅃 @geppettosanmartin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024laser tag i bet it would blow his fuckin mind 020
