Reposted by Georgebushvevowint @dril.bsky.social · 30/05/2025how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse 212930318
Reposted by GeorgebushvevoHector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 08/05/2025White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church. 936965
Reposted by Georgebushvevonattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 07/05/2025[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me 1887632020
Reposted by GeorgebushvevoJefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 04/05/2025Happy Cerveza Cristal day to all who celebrate 1425321400
Reposted by GeorgebushvevoJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/03/2025i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today 122197351
Georgebushvevo @georgebushvevo.bsky.social · 06/03/2025My life is like Vin Diesel in The Pacifier if there were fewer children and roughly the same amount of theater 020
Reposted by GeorgebushvevoAny Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I beat Super Metroid today. It is a really good game, and I loved it very much, and it reminded me of how-- not unlike the assassination of JFK-- video games have a way of seeming like just a really fun pleasant time, but then suddenly they hit you with surprise emotions that you never saw coming. 381206148
Reposted by GeorgebushvevoJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/02/2025okay, i'll just post my answer here so that people stop asking me about it all the time: the reason i refuse to add my signature to the united states constitution is that everyone who's signed it has died 482424192
Reposted by GeorgebushvevoAny Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I love seeing animals trying to assess a situation. 1366651
Reposted by GeorgebushvevoRandom Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 14/02/2025R.A. Mapp; Highway 2, Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q… 1142
Reposted by GeorgebushvevoRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Oh so FOX pays Tom Brady millions of dollars to announce the Super Bowl because he won the Super Bowl but refuses to hire Trumpet the Bloodhound to announce the Westminster Dog Show 520112
Georgebushvevo @georgebushvevo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Do you think the person that created amber alerts was really into 311 020
Georgebushvevo @georgebushvevo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Not the biggest fan of her work, but you gotta admit Ghislaine Maxwell has a great name. Just incredible mouth feel on that one 020
Georgebushvevo @georgebushvevo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025What if instead of podracing it was podracism and they just fucking hated edamame 020
Reposted by Georgebushvevosnap @snapdragons.bsky.social · 03/02/2025why isn't the media showing this 314711
Georgebushvevo @georgebushvevo.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Was just thinking that I was the first person to ever like my men like I like my coffee hot strong and sweet like toffee oh, but apparently I've been beaten to the punch 020
Georgebushvevo @georgebushvevo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Happy Black History Month, I'm sorry I'm listening to Creed 020
Reposted by GeorgebushvevoJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/01/2025[walking past you on the street, talking into my phone in a normal speaking voice] thank you very much, mr. roboto, for doing the jobs that nobody wants to. and thank you very much, mr. roboto, for helping me escape just when i needed do. thank you. i wanna thank you. please, thank you 2394392
Georgebushvevo @georgebushvevo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Newman would've been an olympic medalist if delicately saucing scrod was an Olympic event 020
Georgebushvevo @georgebushvevo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Its lowkey nice being awake at unholy hours cuz of a sickness and not cuz of my life being in shambles 020
Georgebushvevo @georgebushvevo.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Shoutouts to all the Bush's Baked Queens out there 020
Reposted by GeorgebushvevoJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/12/2024me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure 123105051073
Reposted by Georgebushvevopixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/11/2024The left needs its own Mr. Magoo, someone who is always getting into funny situations due to their extremely poor eyesight, but who also has an unbreakable commitment to the eternal science of Marxism-Leninism 513896463
Georgebushvevo @georgebushvevo.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Stubbing toes you've never heard of on carts you didnt know existed 040
