Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 29/06/2026Some people cannot understand that multiple things can exist in the world. And when there's The One Thing they will complain about the monopoly 020
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 25/06/2026static.klipy.comMichael Fassbender: PerfectionALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection 010
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 25/06/2026It's actually a very good picture to use on dating apps 100
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 25/04/2026media.tenor.coma raccoon is sitting on its hind legs with its hands folded in prayer .Alt: A raccoon rubbing hands with a devious smile 170
Reposted by Geoffroy Coupriederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026The proliferation of this quote is so interesting to me. It's often posted by right wing chuds who use it to defend conventional aesthetic ideas — such as the importance of having a lean, athletic body — but they don't really understand Owens's work. Let's talk about it. 🧵 574086745
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieK-Pop Semen Hunter 🗡️ @emilioemm.com · 16/03/2026i'm a millennial i was there when cybersecurity was created i should not be forced to take the company's cybersecurity training every 6 months 😒 4541833
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 13/03/2026It feels weird to see a former project I poured years of work in, go full AI slop. A bit sad, and it does not bring confidence in the production runs going forward 052
Reposted by Geoffroy CoupriePatricia Aas 🐢🏳️🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026So the plan was to do a re-run of Venezuela. Keep the dictatorship, but with a more «US-friendly» leadership. 5134
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieFrance traversée @clementd.wtf · 01/03/2026Une minute de silence pour toutes les victimes civiles en Iran ? Ou alors l'assemblée nationale ne rend hommage qu'aux nazillons ? 1104
Reposted by Geoffroy Coupriebiscuitsec.org @handle.invalid · 25/01/2026Great news for PHP devs who want to use biscuit! biscuit-php v0.3.0 has been released, with an improved API, musl builds, and better performance for builders github.com/ptondereau/b... Huge work from @rooferz.bsky.socialgithub.comRelease v0.3.0 · ptondereau/biscuit-phpPre-built Binaries This release includes pre-built binaries for Linux x86_64 (glibc and musl) across multiple PHP versions, with both Thread-Safe (TS) and Non-Thread-Safe (NTS) variants. Available ... 175
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieInfoQ @infoq.com · 23/01/20263/5 ➡️ Is WebAssembly the Secure, Efficient Alternative Everybody was Waiting for? with Laurent Doguin & Geoffroy Couprie bit.ly/4mNLpW6 @ldoguin.name @geoffroycouprie.com #WebAssemblybit.lyIs WebAssembly the Secure, Efficient Alternative Everybody was Waiting for?Laurent Doguin and Geoffroy Couprie discuss their pioneering work with Wasm on the infrastructure side. They walk us through the benefits and challenges of building a platform over WebAssembly and why... 132
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/01/2026I love my city and my neighbors. I really do. Now more than ever 316710
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieNicolas Hervieu @nicolas.eurosky.social · 10/01/2026Fun fact : Par sa décision, le @conseil-etat.fr n'a pas seulement validé la liberté d'utiliser l'écriture inclusive. Il a aussi entériné ce que les juges administratifs ont retenu : Le fait que l'Académie française « se soit déclarée opposée à son usage » n'a... *aucune* incidence légale. (🤭) 16613260
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 08/01/2026It should be back up now. I've been neglecting my server a bit, sorry 😅 100
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 07/01/2026Counterpoint: we have lowered our standards so much over the years that AI became usable for it. And now AI is helping us reach new lows we could not imagine before 120
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieRiding With Robots @ridingrobots.bsky.social · 06/01/2026One thing I love about the Onion staff is that when you click on these articles, it's clear they do actually read our media releases. 347264
Reposted by Geoffroy Coupriejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/12/2025“it is illegal for you not to like me” 185123742152
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 26/12/2025This is what happens when you try to skip to an endgame factory in factorio 130
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieYann Schwartz @abolibibelot.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Les Halles is our Moria. 1103
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 19/12/2025So you're saying you want AI agents in your editor 😏 110
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieJorge Liboreiro @jorgeliboreiro.bsky.social · 11/12/2025The European Union has triggered Article 122 to indefinitely immobilise the assets of the Russian Central Bank, worth a whopping €210 billion. I explain what just happened and why this is such a big deal for Europeans. 🧵 Long thread. 20990450
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 11/12/2025Maybe we should introduce "seniority without accountability", that would fit very well with modern software development practice 130
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 09/12/2025Oh, that's interesting. It's probably a useful measure of value against the rest at the instant, but is it stable enough over time to use it again as money? 110
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 09/12/2025Considering gold is mainly used as an investment vehicle, without any large practical use in industry, that sounds like a weird metric 131
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 06/12/2025You'd think that by this time they would have built a proper business and not need anymore to push snake oil, but no, the grift continues 030
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieKevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 04/12/2025I have been saying for quite a while now that, any time somebody tells you that their thing is "end-to-end encrypted" you must smile and nod and go, "oh that's cool, very nice" before fixing them with a steel glare and asking, "between which two ends?" 0135
Reposted by Geoffroy CoupriePavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/11/2025As someone who works on the interaction layer of software: it's this. Stupid trends in hardware self correct after a generation or two, but *software* ratchets in the direction of unusable because designers are occupied with interaction patterns and not whether the fucking thing works properly. 91067209
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 30/11/2025Bagpipes! Where disassembly and maintenance is half of the fun 130
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieJames @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy 2374562493
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 28/11/2025Somebody right now is furiously re reading the reviews they received 😂 020
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 28/11/2025In this forsaken period of performance reviews, remember the one joy you can get out of it: endorsing your friends for the things they are good at but will never admit, potentially putting them on the career path they would not dare to try 130
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieDave Keating @davekeating.substack.com · 25/11/2025BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺reuters.com 100127683848
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 25/11/2025It's called five whys because at the sixth you reach the execs 100
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 25/11/2025Sometimes I feel we got a little bit too comfortable with blameless postmortems. We should introduce the accountability premortem. If something can fail and it was predictable, somebody should put their neck on the line, either to prevent it or to deal with the consequences if they arise 130
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieFred Hebert @ferd.ca · 24/11/2025A related thing I’ve seen is decent software folks saying “at least what I do isn’t critical” as a way to distance themselves from the perceived responsibility/stress/burden of the things we work on, knowing the tradeoffs we make. We’re given huge amounts of power and should act accordingly. 1317
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 24/11/2025People forgot what happened to Enron and the Big 5. It's not exactly the same kind of creative accouting, but there's the general feeling of "I'll build this big thing, benefit from it, it won't bring down my books and somebody else will hold the bag" 170
Reposted by Geoffroy CouprieMatt Blaze @mattblaze.org · 22/11/2025I really want to know the full story behind this epic hack, and yet I also hope it is never solved. 1433177
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 22/11/2025Also, on the topic of politicians writing porn, you'd be shocked at what we had to deal with in France 020
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 22/11/2025Every day on here you learn another way the US is bonkers but especially today. Still, very probably a reasonable rule 110
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 22/11/2025It might be time to admit to having a nerd interest in organizations and decision making 😅 And it's not helped by my becoming a manager about 6 months ago 000
Geoffroy Couprie @geoffroycouprie.com · 22/11/2025Next one: "Now it can be told", by Leslie Groves, the general who oversaw the Manhattan project. While the stories and movies about Oppenheimer and the physicists are interesting, this digs into the fascinating details of logistics and organization of a project at quch a scale 100
Reposted by Geoffroy Coupriethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/11/2025re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained" 6364801346
