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Geoffrey Lambeth

@geoffreyconley.xyz
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They/them pronoun user. Musician, sometimes. Seattleite. Fan of alt text.

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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 10/06/2026
No thanks…
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You will not believe where this goes, starts like a YouTuber Nathan For You helping a family get stolen Legos back hilariously fighting against corporate evil then explodes into a full blown season of Reacher exposing collusion between corrupt local cops & thug businessmen in cults & it’s all real.
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I tracked down the thief who stole the world's largest LEGO collection
YouTube video by Reckless Ben
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 05/05/2026
Really wish my annual "security awareness" training would stop claiming that "AI mimics human thinking."
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 05/05/2026
Light installations have transformed the Italian city of Brixen for the 2026 Brixen Water Light Festival. This year’s edition is themed “Imagine Peace” and features 24 immersive works by artists from 13 countries. Organisers say the festival uses art to reflect on peace amid ongoing conflicts.
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Ben Williamson @benpatrickwill.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"... heavy AI use in manuscripts is not random, but tracks institutional incentives. Authors at schools where counting publications matters most are the ones leaning hardest on the machines." www.forbes.com/sites/johndr...
forbes.com
AI Slop Is Flooding Academic Journals. A Top Journal Measured It
A top management journal measured AI’s impact on submissions and reviews. Submissions rose 42%, writing quality declined and AI reviews proved uninformative to editors.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 28/04/2026
Shit is nonsense when you take these fucks at their word. BUT they’re incredibly consistent if you listen to their actions. White supremacy + misogyny + colonialism = hell of a drug.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 13/04/2026
Can someone please help me understand the urge to post LLM responses to other people's questions on forum sites?
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Charles Logan @charleswlogan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
My university: "Copilot is Microsoft's AI-powered productivity service that uses large language models (LLMs) to help you create content, analyze information, summarize documents, and complete tasks more efficiently." Microsoft: LOL
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 04/12/2025
Really curious what’s happening in the alley ACTUALLY behind Smith Tower in June 2019 tho?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 04/12/2025
As usual… WTF is going on with these unhinged press releases, Seattle police department? spdblotter.seattle.gov/2025/12/03/m...
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Man Armed with Hatchet Arrested in Downtown Seattle - SPD Blotter
Seattle police officers arrested a 33-year-old man, armed with a knife and a hatchet, in possession of Meth and Cocaine in Downtown Seattle last night. On Dec. 2, at about 6:20 p.m., officers proactiv...
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Your City @yourcityseattle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Wow. While we wait for the few remaining ballots to be counted, we feel like we have won this race. The recent drop put us nearly 1,400 votes ahead, just under the .5 percent threshold for a mandatory recount.
A photo of Katie Wilson standing beneath the glass window sign for Katy's corner Cafe restaurant with her arm resting on a public waist bin decorated with stickers and graffitian image of the election results from King County on the 9th of November 11th 2025
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 10/11/2025
Court waiting for a better excuse delays overturning same-sex marriage.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 29/10/2025
Hey I’m still wondering how much these “retail theft operations” are costing? spdblotter.seattle.gov/2025/10/28/r...
Detectives and officers teamed up with loss prevention employees to identify and apprehend suspects they caught stealing. Ultimately, police arrested three suspects for burglary and nine suspects for shoplifting. Officers recovered $1,679
in stolen merchandise.

Police booked some of the suspects into the King County Jail, the rest were investigated and released at the scene. All of the suspects are permanently trespassed from entering into the store.

"This was a team effort and could not have taken place without the hard work by GIU detectives, patrol, and partnership with the loss prevention employees at Lowe's," said Sergeant Austin Davis.
GIU detectives will handle all of the follow-up investigations.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 23/10/2025
Okay this is officially the best thing I’ve read today: ‘The technique proves a backdoor "to provide partial oxygen support while allowing the lungs to rest," he added.’
"Enteral ventilation is not meant to replace mechanical ventilators or ECMO, but rather to serve as a complementary oxygenation route," said Takanori Takebe, an expert in organoid medicine with appointments at both Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center and the University of Osaka, in an email to 404 Media. The technique proves a backdoor "to provide partial oxygen support while allowing the lungs to rest," he added.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 10/10/2025
Discovering "it’s an orangutan driving" the train is a shockingly accurate picture of the US in 2025. To bad it seems like SCOTUS has discovered the orangutan driving the train and just said "Choo Choo Motherfucker! Which way now, boss?"
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Reversing Decision, SPD Removes Controversial Captain Tietjen from East Precinct Police Chief Shon Barnes blamed PubliCola's story, "internal leaks," and "a lack of comprehensive input" from others for the controversy. publicola.com/2025/10/09/r...
publicola.com
Reversing Decision, SPD Removes Controversial Captain Tietjen from East Precinct - PubliCola
By Erica C. Barnett Two days after PubliCola exclusively reported that  Seattle Police Chief Shon Barnes had promoted controversial police…
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Councilmember Alexis Mercedes Rinck @councilmember-amr.seattle.gov · 01/10/2025
I was just as shocked with the news about the route 2 bus only lane as you. We are working on it. We need to prioritize pedestrian safety and not go backwards on our transit investments.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 30/09/2025
Hilarious and sobering reporting from @jasonkoebler.bsky.social @404media.co. The “I didn’t know” crowd seems unsurprising to me, but it’s very interesting how frequently folks cite some kind of temporary disability—illness, short term mental health, workload. www.404media.co/18-lawyers-c...
404media.co
18 Lawyers Caught Using AI Explain Why They Did It
Lawyers blame IT, family emergencies, their own poor judgment, their assistants, illness, and more.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Just want to emphasize how astonishing and unprecedented this is: The sitting Seattle Police Chief refused to answer a factual question about a budget line item (the removal of the city's contract with SCORE Jail) because the City Council President learned about it from my website.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 29/09/2025
Ah yes, indeed, "safety protocols." Surely these protocols will be making sure workers in foreign companies are not being abused? Ensuring there's not CSAM in the dataset? Enforcing we don't use an entire municipality's water supply on data centers? Oh... nope. Guess not.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 29/09/2025
In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...
youtube.com
Sen. Eric Adams: Combating Gun Violence
YouTube video by New York Daily News
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 25/09/2025
What are the chances that thefire.org is forced become liberal in an effort pretending to report on the censorship taking place on college campuses? www.chronicle.com/article/a-pu...
chronicle.com
A Public University in Texas Bans Discussion of Transgender Topics in Class
In a directive similar to President Trump’s executive order, Angelo State U. told instructors they can no longer suggest that there are identities beyond male and female assigned at birth.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 23/09/2025
So "liquid glass" is just kinda ugly, right?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 13/09/2025
Really interesting to see people put the word “responsible” before “artificial intelligence” and somehow convince people to believe them.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 07/09/2025
Are you someone who has been or could be affected by imminent ICE raids in Chicago? Do you have friends, family members or neighbors who have been or could be? If you have information you can share, please reach out to @melissa-sanchez.bsky.social on Signal or WhatsApp at 872-444-0011.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 20/08/2025
Remind me, why is the 2nd paragraph of every single “law and order party” article not a visualization or crime stats over time?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 09/08/2025
“US legislators have been disarmingly explicit about their intentions to use restrictions on sexually explicit content as trojan horse… We’ve already seen them move the goalposts from porn to transgender and other LGBTQ+ content.“
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 07/08/2025
Possible Gen AI use case? - generate randomized, non-threatening phrases using these and other censored keywords - drown out authentic uses by including generated keyword phrases throughout emails
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 28/07/2025
Just leaving this here as a little reminder for my homelab project… blog.sjain.dev/caddy-sso/
blog.sjain.dev
Single Sign On (SSO) with subdomains using Caddy v2
A short guide on how to set up email/password SSO with Caddy v2 for multiple subdomains!
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/07/2025
The additional $80,000 that Noem received from the dark money group in 2023 represented a significant boost to her roughly $130,000 salary as South Dakota governor. By @justinelliott.bsky.social @josh-kaplan.bsky.social @amierjeski.bsky.social
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Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations
A dark money group paid $80,000 to Noem’s personal company when she was governor of South Dakota. She did not include this income on her federal disclosure forms, a likely violation of ethics…
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 18/06/2025
As always, hit me up on @signal.org friends. Get out of the Meta-verse. www.theverge.com/meta/688714/...
theverge.com
WhatsApp’s rollout of ads will change the app forever
Some users want to switch to Signal instead.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 26/05/2025
I really wonder, will this backfire on the “only criminals have something to hide” crowd that’s been mainlining meta juice all these years?
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 23/05/2025
idk where I would draw the line on who is allowed to horny-post but I know that '73-year-old Georgetown Law prof pushing the argument that the Constitution's birthright citizenship clause doesn't provide for birthright citizenship' is on the wrong side of the line
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 19/05/2025
if your reps are democrats, please call or email about these bills. we all hate calls, but calls are better. this script is 1 minute with bailouts built in. personalizing is good! schumer & blumenthal cosponsor KOSA. add spice. you'll get an intern. be polite. www.commoncause.org/find-your-re...
My name is [your name] and I'm one of [representative's name]'s constituents. I'm calling to urge them to vote NO on three internet
censorship bills:

• the Kids Online Safety Act - KOSA
• the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act - IODA
• and the SCREEN Act 

All three bills claim to protect teens by placing a duty of care on online platforms to prevent exposure to harmful things. But Republicans keep expanding the definition of "harmful." These bills are gifts to fascists.

[bail out here at 0:30 if you want] 

KOSA's sponsor said it would "protect minors from the transgender in this culture." The Heritage Foundation said it would use KOSA to block abortion information. Both other bills allow the FTC to enforce them. FTC Chair Ferguson signed up "to fight wokeness" and "the trans agenda.'

The people in power now can't be trusted with laws like these.

[bail out here at 0:50 if you want] 

Don't give weapons to fascists. If passed, these bills will harm LGBTQ teens, adults, and anyone who needs information on reproductive health or abortion. Vote NO on KOSA, IODA, and SCREEN.
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Gerry Joyce-Magladene @deaconbluesky.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
We are vulnerable and not safe tonight. The fact this is not live on every network leave me gobsmacked.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 17/02/2025
Yep this seems totally reasonable and normal, nothing to see here...
nbcnews.com
Trump administration wants to un-fire nuclear safety workers but can’t figure out how to reach them
The workers, whose agency oversees the nation’s nuclear stockpile, had been fired on Thursday and lost access to their federal government email accounts.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 08/02/2025
For once, absolutely agreed with @nytimes.com 😜 this is NOT the time to tune out: it's the reason I UNSUBSCRIBED from NYT a year ago.
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WIRED @wired.com · 06/02/2025
SCOOP: The US Treasury claimed a DOGE's Marco Elez didn’t have ‘write access,’ when he actually did. Sources tell WIRED that his ability to alter code controlling trillions in federal spending was rescinded, days after officials said it didn't exist.
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The US Treasury Claimed DOGE Technologist Didn’t Have ‘Write Access’ When He Actually Did
Sources tell WIRED that the ability of DOGE's Marko Elez to alter code controlling trillions in federal spending was rescinded days after US Treasury and White House officials said it didn't exist.
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WIRED @wired.com · 07/02/2025
SCOOP: A US Treasury threat intelligence analysis has designated DOGE staff an ‘insider threat'. An internal email reviewed by WIRED calls DOGE staff's access to federal payments systems “the single biggest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”
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A US Treasury Threat Intelligence Analysis Designates DOGE Staff as ‘Insider Threat’
An internal email reviewed by WIRED calls DOGE staff's access to federal payments systems “the single biggest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 08/02/2025
Genuinely wondering what legitimate purpose border officials would have for "identifying someone as male or female?" Can someone explain like I'm 5, why would it matter?
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
A reminder on integrity. This is straight up false, and the reporter played along. The data was taken, Facebook buried its own audit, it’s still fighting lawsuits, he and the board are actively being deposed, and the “concluded” investigations were due to ~$6B in settlements.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
THIS AMERICAN DOES NOT WANT YOU TO WORK TOGETHER WITH A FUCKING FASCIST TO FIND COMMON GROUND ON WHICH PARTS OF DEMOCRACY WE NO LONGER NEED
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Crystal Fincher @finchfrii.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This and also *.edu material
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404 Media @404media.co · 31/01/2025
Sorry Mark, they leaked the messages to us. 🔗 www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Huh, a new declassified CIA guide to sabotaging fascism has suddenly gone viral www.404media.co/declassified...
404media.co
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 29/01/2025
Ooh wait I’m here for shit talking McDonalds tho, interesting choice for the Trump administration
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 29/01/2025
Did RFK Jr just try to equate use SSRI and ADHD medications with prescription medication death?
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 28/01/2025
BREAKING: A federal judge has temporarily blocked a Trump administration freeze on federal grants and loans. U.S. District Judge Loren L. AliKhan blocked the action Tuesday afternoon, minutes before it was set to go into effect. The administrative stay pauses the freeze until Monday.
apnews.com
Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump administration freeze on federal grants and loans
A federal judge has temporarily blocked a Trump administration freeze on federal grants and loans that could total trillions of dollars. U.S. District Judge Loren L.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 27/01/2025
@404media.bsky.social’s spectacular podcast title jumping to the top of my queue… it’s intentional right?
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EPISODE 92 • FRIDAY
Pornhub Exec Discusses Pulling Out o...
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