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Geoffrey Lambeth

@geoffreyconley.xyz
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They/them pronoun user. Musician, sometimes. Seattleite. Fan of alt text.

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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 10/06/2026
No thanks…
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You will not believe where this goes, starts like a YouTuber Nathan For You helping a family get stolen Legos back hilariously fighting against corporate evil then explodes into a full blown season of Reacher exposing collusion between corrupt local cops & thug businessmen in cults & it’s all real.
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I tracked down the thief who stole the world's largest LEGO collection
YouTube video by Reckless Ben
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 19/05/2026
Gotta have a thorough investigation before yelling at your ChatGPT and giving it a timeout for being naughty.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 05/05/2026
Really enjoying that the training has repeatedly pointed out that we shouldn't trust our own AI-spidey-sense, but now I have to do "spot the fake" exercises before passing?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 05/05/2026
Really wish my annual "security awareness" training would stop claiming that "AI mimics human thinking."
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 05/05/2026
Light installations have transformed the Italian city of Brixen for the 2026 Brixen Water Light Festival. This year’s edition is themed “Imagine Peace” and features 24 immersive works by artists from 13 countries. Organisers say the festival uses art to reflect on peace amid ongoing conflicts.
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Ben Williamson @benpatrickwill.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"... heavy AI use in manuscripts is not random, but tracks institutional incentives. Authors at schools where counting publications matters most are the ones leaning hardest on the machines." www.forbes.com/sites/johndr...
forbes.com
AI Slop Is Flooding Academic Journals. A Top Journal Measured It
A top management journal measured AI’s impact on submissions and reviews. Submissions rose 42%, writing quality declined and AI reviews proved uninformative to editors.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 28/04/2026
Shit is nonsense when you take these fucks at their word. BUT they’re incredibly consistent if you listen to their actions. White supremacy + misogyny + colonialism = hell of a drug.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 13/04/2026
What drives people to this madness?? If a person wanted a BS answer from an LLM, they'd go get one. They don't want that: they posted on a community forum specifically to get community expertise.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 13/04/2026
"I haven´t tested the code. In fact, I never even used Github exactly. The code above and text was done by our friend ChatGPT. I expect some errors initially." community.getgrist.com/t/suggestion...
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 13/04/2026
Can someone please help me understand the urge to post LLM responses to other people's questions on forum sites?
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Charles Logan @charleswlogan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
My university: "Copilot is Microsoft's AI-powered productivity service that uses large language models (LLMs) to help you create content, analyze information, summarize documents, and complete tasks more efficiently." Microsoft: LOL
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 23/02/2026
TIL people still have NYT subscriptions
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 03/02/2026
For those interested… pca.st/episode/e704...
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 03/02/2026
Also in the Robert Bastards extended universe, It Could Happen Here had a great 3-part series “The Shady Business of Lethal Injection.” Among other things, the series discusses how botched hangings were pretty common in general. Definitely not unique here. Death by hanging is gruesome.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 04/12/2025
Sounds like you found a person in an alleyway—which based on the press release seems to have only been fenced off on one side—then went to harass that person. After harassing, you say you saw a dime bag. Not the axe in your headline. A dime bag. The rest is a tale as old as time.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 04/12/2025
Regardless of the location details though, y’all are really burying the lede here. This is such small potatoes shit. I hope you’re embarrassed publishing it and pretending you’re not trying to provoke a baseless panic.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 04/12/2025
Okay this person admittedly looks a bit less 1960s FBI from the other side
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 04/12/2025
Really curious what’s happening in the alley ACTUALLY behind Smith Tower in June 2019 tho?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 04/12/2025
Really curious what’s happening in the alley ACTUALLY behind Smith Tower in June 2019 tho?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 04/12/2025
At the risk of stating the obvious, Smith Tower is on the 500 block of 2nd Ave, not Yesler Way. 500 Yesler is almost a quarter mile uphill from Smith Tower, and the 500 block doesn’t really seem to have many alleyways… Where exactly did this happen SPD?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 04/12/2025
As usual… WTF is going on with these unhinged press releases, Seattle police department? spdblotter.seattle.gov/2025/12/03/m...
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Man Armed with Hatchet Arrested in Downtown Seattle - SPD Blotter
Seattle police officers arrested a 33-year-old man, armed with a knife and a hatchet, in possession of Meth and Cocaine in Downtown Seattle last night. On Dec. 2, at about 6:20 p.m., officers proactiv...
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Your City @yourcityseattle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Wow. While we wait for the few remaining ballots to be counted, we feel like we have won this race. The recent drop put us nearly 1,400 votes ahead, just under the .5 percent threshold for a mandatory recount.
A photo of Katie Wilson standing beneath the glass window sign for Katy's corner Cafe restaurant with her arm resting on a public waist bin decorated with stickers and graffitian image of the election results from King County on the 9th of November 11th 2025
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 10/11/2025
“Wont consider” is such a misleading way to phrase this headline.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 10/11/2025
Court waiting for a better excuse delays overturning same-sex marriage.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 30/10/2025
kids: what are pronouns? teachers: well there’s they, them, she, he— kids: I think we get it.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 30/10/2025
Even if they didn’t know what pronouns were in a grammar sense, I imagine providing a list with social context is probably a pretty solid way of starting to teach it?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 29/10/2025
Hey I’m still wondering how much these “retail theft operations” are costing? spdblotter.seattle.gov/2025/10/28/r...
Detectives and officers teamed up with loss prevention employees to identify and apprehend suspects they caught stealing. Ultimately, police arrested three suspects for burglary and nine suspects for shoplifting. Officers recovered $1,679
in stolen merchandise.

Police booked some of the suspects into the King County Jail, the rest were investigated and released at the scene. All of the suspects are permanently trespassed from entering into the store.

"This was a team effort and could not have taken place without the hard work by GIU detectives, patrol, and partnership with the loss prevention employees at Lowe's," said Sergeant Austin Davis.
GIU detectives will handle all of the follow-up investigations.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 24/10/2025
Ya seems fake. Here’s the White House website.
During this special White House tradition, thousands of children and their parents will proceed around the South Lawn to visit various trick-or-treat booths and
enjoy the autumnal decorations on the South Portico of the White House. The event will take place from 4:00 PM to 8:30 PM and is open to ticketholders, including military families, law enforcement families, foster and adoptive families, and Administration officials with children.
The President and First Lady will hand out commemorative candies on the South Drive for a
portion of the event. Adding to the festivities and fun, the United States (U.S.) Air Force Strolling Strings will play traditional Halloween songs and modern tunes while the President and First Lady welcome children and families.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 24/10/2025
So “demolished areas,” “asbestos” and the other key really bad phrases are all notably a different font size and have messed up spacing. This is a joke ya?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 23/10/2025
Okay this is officially the best thing I’ve read today: ‘The technique proves a backdoor "to provide partial oxygen support while allowing the lungs to rest," he added.’
"Enteral ventilation is not meant to replace mechanical ventilators or ECMO, but rather to serve as a complementary oxygenation route," said Takanori Takebe, an expert in organoid medicine with appointments at both Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center and the University of Osaka, in an email to 404 Media. The technique proves a backdoor "to provide partial oxygen support while allowing the lungs to rest," he added.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 14/10/2025
At least the precious toothpaste is locked away… wouldn’t want it to be $410. Or is that Target?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 10/10/2025
Discovering "it’s an orangutan driving" the train is a shockingly accurate picture of the US in 2025. To bad it seems like SCOTUS has discovered the orangutan driving the train and just said "Choo Choo Motherfucker! Which way now, boss?"
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 09/10/2025
Anyone know how to contact Seattle chapter of Antifa these days? I need to update my membership card with my new hair color.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Reversing Decision, SPD Removes Controversial Captain Tietjen from East Precinct Police Chief Shon Barnes blamed PubliCola's story, "internal leaks," and "a lack of comprehensive input" from others for the controversy. publicola.com/2025/10/09/r...
publicola.com
Reversing Decision, SPD Removes Controversial Captain Tietjen from East Precinct - PubliCola
By Erica C. Barnett Two days after PubliCola exclusively reported that  Seattle Police Chief Shon Barnes had promoted controversial police…
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 09/10/2025
As if it wasn’t already obvious that the problem is much deeper and systemic than any one leader, Barnes seemingly went out of his way to confirm it.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 09/10/2025
Good lord “lack of comprehensive input from those involved in employee assignments” is such a “let me throw y’all under the bus” kind of an excuse.
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Councilmember Alexis Mercedes Rinck @councilmember-amr.seattle.gov · 01/10/2025
I was just as shocked with the news about the route 2 bus only lane as you. We are working on it. We need to prioritize pedestrian safety and not go backwards on our transit investments.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 30/09/2025
Hilarious and sobering reporting from @jasonkoebler.bsky.social @404media.co. The “I didn’t know” crowd seems unsurprising to me, but it’s very interesting how frequently folks cite some kind of temporary disability—illness, short term mental health, workload. www.404media.co/18-lawyers-c...
404media.co
18 Lawyers Caught Using AI Explain Why They Did It
Lawyers blame IT, family emergencies, their own poor judgment, their assistants, illness, and more.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Just want to emphasize how astonishing and unprecedented this is: The sitting Seattle Police Chief refused to answer a factual question about a budget line item (the removal of the city's contract with SCORE Jail) because the City Council President learned about it from my website.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 29/09/2025
Ah yes, indeed, "safety protocols." Surely these protocols will be making sure workers in foreign companies are not being abused? Ensuring there's not CSAM in the dataset? Enforcing we don't use an entire municipality's water supply on data centers? Oh... nope. Guess not.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 29/09/2025
In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...
youtube.com
Sen. Eric Adams: Combating Gun Violence
YouTube video by New York Daily News
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 25/09/2025
Yes FIRE has written about this particular event and tagged it with the appropriate university. www.thefire.org/cases/angelo...
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Angelo State University: Unwritten Policy Bans Teaching “Transgender Topics”
University policy restricts a wide range of faculty expression.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 25/09/2025
What are the chances that thefire.org is forced become liberal in an effort pretending to report on the censorship taking place on college campuses? www.chronicle.com/article/a-pu...
chronicle.com
A Public University in Texas Bans Discussion of Transgender Topics in Class
In a directive similar to President Trump’s executive order, Angelo State U. told instructors they can no longer suggest that there are identities beyond male and female assigned at birth.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 23/09/2025
I might be in the minority on not really caring about the workflow changes on iPad, but the look of the whole thing is honestly pretty rough around the edges.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 23/09/2025
So "liquid glass" is just kinda ugly, right?
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 13/09/2025
Really interesting to see people put the word “responsible” before “artificial intelligence” and somehow convince people to believe them.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 07/09/2025
Are you someone who has been or could be affected by imminent ICE raids in Chicago? Do you have friends, family members or neighbors who have been or could be? If you have information you can share, please reach out to @melissa-sanchez.bsky.social on Signal or WhatsApp at 872-444-0011.
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Geoffrey Lambeth @geoffreyconley.xyz · 20/08/2025
Whether it shows a decline (it does) or not, it would still be critical context for understanding the context.
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