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@genuinemuffinman.bsky.social
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AuDHD chemist turned IT support linguaphile who just likes learning cool stuff, funny puns, and not being a jerk to others

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genuinemuffinman.bsky.social @genuinemuffinman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
There should be a fine for any establishment with a public restroom not to have a baby changing station in the men's restroom
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Without the dots, it looks like polygraph test results from a pathological liar.
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 23/02/2026
Here’s what I don’t get: They called Harris a Border Czar as if it was a bad thing. Now they call Tom Homan a Border Czar as if it's a good thing. But czar means Russian emperor—so what does Russian royalty have to do with the Mexican border? /1
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a man with a beard is holding a cup of coffee
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a cup of coffee
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Alt Library of Congress @altlofc.altgov.info · 09/02/2026
The US government is not the only one with files.
Description of harm to children 


Donald Trump, the president, had parties at Maralago called "calendar girls" Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and trump would auction them off. He measured the children's vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness. The guests were elder men and included Elon Musk. Don jr. Trump, Ivanka Trump, and Eric Trump were there. Attorney Allan Dershowitz was also there with Attorney Bob Shapiro. We were taken in rooms, forced to give oral sex to Donald J Trump. Forced to allow them to penetrate us. I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
> @governor.ny.gov
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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genuinemuffinman.bsky.social @genuinemuffinman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Makes me wonder what would happen if an LLM deployed another LLM as an attempt to process a query
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.
Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.
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Gus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
JD Vance in 2021:
JD Vance @JDVance
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Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail?
And now we just don't talk about it.
8:28 AM • 9/4/21
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Thank you, to this timely reminder from my phone
I got a notification that full moon was in 24 hours while I was looking at a post with an orca looking at a rainbow that says “the rich aren’t gonna eat themselves”
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genuinemuffinman.bsky.social @genuinemuffinman.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Airplane media screens should have an option to show just the media you could finish within the duration of the flight
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The median position for ICE is not "abolish" amongst my people. I won't fedpost but it involves a wooden platform and a ditch. You fill in the blanks... almost like you are playing hangman.
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bonniegriffith2.bsky.social @bonniegriffith2.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Rootless Cosmopolitan @brennick.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Lilith Goddess of Rebellion @elo-cin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I made a lemon olive oil drizzle cake with a baking technique inspired by ICE dick! I used hundreds of tiny angry thin pricks from a toothpick for the drizzle to fill the cake. Thanks ICE 🫡 May your wives all be soundly fucked by your neighbors and mailmen.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Wine moms reading like oh no
Me and my grapefruit drink and I don’t look sad
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 25/01/2026
i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter
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genuinemuffinman.bsky.social @genuinemuffinman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You know it's bad when I'm agreeing with Ted Cruz
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genuinemuffinman.bsky.social @genuinemuffinman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Has anyone else noticed that TikTok seems to be showing the same videos on repeat?
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I keep seeing posts stating that ICE cannot enter your home or a private business without a judicial warrant. While that is legally correct, in reality ICE routinely violates the law by forcing their way in, often by smashing down doors, before violently assaulting people. Trumpism is fascism.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
NEWS: Congresswoman calls for 25th Amendment as Trump posts private messages with world leaders. Trump threatens France with 200% tariffs. More ICE deaths and Democrats cut deal on ICE funding. Subscribe to support my work: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
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NEWS: Congresswoman Calls for 25th Amendment as Trump Posts Private Messages with World Leaders and Threatens Large Tariffs on France
Good morning, everyone.
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genuinemuffinman.bsky.social @genuinemuffinman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Fun fact the word "nice" is a portmanteau of "Nothing at all like" and "ICE"
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genuinemuffinman.bsky.social @genuinemuffinman.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Remember back when the idea of Mango Mussolini's second term was just Democrats overreacting and speculating? I miss that
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/01/2026
BREAKING: Medical examiner says death of ICE detainee was a HOMICIDE - a witness says he was choked to death by GUARDS. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
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Medical examiner believes death of man in ICE custody was homicide, recording says
A fellow detainee says he witnessed Geraldo Lunas Campos being choked to death by guards at the ICE detention center in Texas on Jan. 3.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active. www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
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Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach fo...
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Yes. But, police are "trained observers", or at least they're legally considered as such and they need to be responding when ICE shows up in neighborhoods so that THEY can document abuses. And it wouldn't hurt to have state attorneys riding along with them. @governorwalz.mn.gov
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Shooting in Minneapolis involving ICE happened on the 600 block of 24th Ave North.
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 15/01/2026
Somebody's raising their kids to be fighters. ✊🏼
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 12/01/2026
Rest in peace.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Yes, it is beyond insanity. Luckily, the American people aren’t buying it.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
One day in Afghanistan… we were pinned and waiting on CAS to arrive and my buddy says, “Did we get Hitler’s barber?” Me: What? Him: The asshole who stood over him with a razor to his neck everyday. Did we get that guy? Me: You’re thinking about that, right now? Him: We need to get everybody!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The murder of Renee Good by ICE has shocked the nation. The President is deploying his own personal armed thugs into the streets of America. In all my years, I've never seen anything like it. (ft. W. Kamau Bell)
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Sarah Longwell @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
“They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats.” “The 2020 election was stolen.” “January 6th was Nancy Pelosi’s fault.” “She’s a domestic terrorist.” “I’ll lower grocery prices on day one.” “No new foreign entanglements.” Lies. All lies.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/01/2026
ICE “rules” include: 1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever 2. They get to murder you because they got mad
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/01/2026
DHS was created to FIGHT terrorists, not to BE terrorists. It needs to be defunded by congress in 2027, and we should select candidates who run on that platform.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Accurate.
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Transgender Menace, wishing ill on JK Rowling @transmenacetcf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Every country should boycott the World Cup. And the Olympics in ‘28. America is a very dangerous place now. Please stay safe and away from here as much as you can. Furthermore, your presence here will further militarize our country leading to more persecution and killings. Please don’t come.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
DOJ is still violating the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
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Bill Emory (he/him) @oldmanemory.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
More than 5,000 people here in Powderhorn Park protesting ICE’s occupation of Minneapolis. #FuckICE #iceout #mpls #FuckTrump
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yolanda7712.bsky.social @yolanda7712.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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adeadmanwalking.bsky.social @adeadmanwalking.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
If there is a Epstein List, it's likely not "Hollywood." It's much more likely to be: Heads of State (Presidents, PMs, Royals) Intelligence Finance (e.g., hedge funds, private equity) Law (Justices, judges, prosecutors) Ambassadors Industry titans. Because that list got buried!
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Mosie @mosiefar-27.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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NessaBoBessa⁷ 💙💜 @nessabobessa.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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