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Gentlellama

@gentlellama.bsky.social
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Lift heavy, eat meat, compete, take risks, have sex, be manly.

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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would a guardian cap bobble head be comically larger than the regular helmet bobble head or the same size?
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This halftime show slaps.
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I fucking love Sir Purr
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Halo @halodawamasu.wolfbear.club · 05/10/2026
Not to be weird but I’d kiss Sir Purr on the lips.
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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Brave Little Toaster. Scarred.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching this football game.
Hans Moleman saying: I was saying Chubba
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NFL teams: “We lost a couple of big players so that’s why we can’t win.” 2025 #49ers that went 12-5 & beat Philly on road in playoffs: “👀”
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The refs are SUPER mad McVay snitched them out about the call last week
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Question: Why do the NFL broadcasts so often cut large parts of plays from replays? Like they may show the meat of the call but not the before or after that might affect perception? Like Tom calls the headlock hand fighting and we don’t see it again but we the finger caught in the jersey 10x.
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kaliakmanis looks absolutely terrified poor kid.
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did the ref just say 1st down “Ohiowa”?
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
aaron rodgers moves like your computer cursor when you’re trying to use a mouse on a glass table
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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The look you give (pictured right) when the speaker calls on the older white guy for the last question after you had your hand up way before his.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Marcus Mariota leave your world class defense flat footed as hell
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Petition to retire Mariota’s number at Oregon. Just kidding, players where his jersey no. with his blessing.
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The people of Kalamazoo:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
amazing... emmys, golden globes, tons, grammys, AMA, MTV video AND movie awards, allem
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t understand why they’re putting a falcons game on national television
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everything’s a super intelligence when you’re a fucking dumbass.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“I’ve never been in that situation” a great Aikman flex lol
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cam Skattebo has that Crash Bandicoot build.
Crash bandicoot on a black background.
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I cannot tell if this means he’s super self aware or if it means he’s tone deaf and completely unaware? Either way, he speaks the truth.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/09/2026
look the jets probably lose either way but this still has me absolutely furious even tho i was actively cheering against his team. disgraceful stuff
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got NFL Sunday ticket b/c the Rams have so few Sunday games this season and it was “half off” (the absolute max anyone should pay) and I’m watching two TVs and the rest of the games on my phone right now and holy shit this is awesome (but don’t pay more than $250 for the season).
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The NFC North has me completely baffled.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything on the replays is 🤌🏼
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *cue yakety sax*
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine if they had pro players 😂
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let’s talk expectations…
Deshaun Watson at a press conference with a smug expression with the following quote in unfortunate comic sans font across the pic: “I think the media has this expectation that I’m supposed to throw 400 yards and 5 touchdowns every week.”Josh Allen running while celebrating a touchdown with his stats from TNF on the side: 20/31 completions, 248 passing yards, 69 rushing yards (nice), and 5 total touchdowns.
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember at the end of Covid protocols when republicans did NOT push the return to office that forced workers who could work remotely to return to insanely long commutes largely for the benefit of building owners leasing office space? Oh wait, it was the exact opposite.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 13/09/2026
Wentzanity is back on the menu boys
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wish more babes followed me on here so I can put them onto the Sarti spritz
Woman’s hand holding a wine glass on a patio in front of a tv showing the dolphins raiders game. Sarti spritz is 3 parts Prosecco, 2 parts Sarti, and 1 part club soda over ice.
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My team made me sad on Thursday but at least we have good food.
Sausage and potato breakfast casserole: Cook 1/2 lb of breakfast sausage and let cool. Mix it 6 eggs and seasonings of your choice (I used garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, ground mustard, cayenne, and Tabasco), 4 oz of cheese (I used Trader Joe’s cheddar/grueyere), and 1/2 a bag of potatoes o’ Brien. Top with more cheese. Pour into an 8x8 pan and bake at 375 degrees for about 40 min.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 13/09/2026
The Browns getting demolished
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Jack Straw @jstrw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
James Talarico at the game in burnt orange doing a hook 'em horns handsign with the caption, "James Talarico just broke the Cruz curse."
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"Boo!"-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 13/09/2026
Linear time was a mistake.
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is Ted Cruz’s fault
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@eskay520

I don’t know if I trust this pilot 

(picture of a stuffed Spheal in an airplane cockpit)

I DIDNT REALIZE ITS 9/11 IM SORRY
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can’t remember why I was excited for football season.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i don't think i wanna do all that
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Are the 49er cleat spikes too long for this field? They’re looking very slippy.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
niners trainer should be in federal prison, quite frankly
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My sister, a football nonfollower: Maybe the Rams’ strategy is to just wait til the Niners injure themselves.
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Like I know the game is still currently tied as of right now but fast forwarding a bit, what takeaways do the Pats have from this horrible collapse?
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
full review 🫶🏻
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Gentlellama @gentlellama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got my hands on a copy of the SEC’s file on Lane Kiffin:
Photo of the burn book from mean girls opened tk a page that reads in handwritten red marker: “This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut.” Underneath is a picture of Lane Kiffin in LSU gear and under that is his name kn photo shopped red marker. 

Tc
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