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Mommy Lilli 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 $3.5 OF NO PPV @gothiccmoms.bsky.social · 6h
I got sorted 🥰💞 I’m away to get this shoulder checked out now cause ouch 😭 I know I said I’d delete the post but yous can still have the content hehe
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5h
In the hallway of the Old Cartoonists’ Home
In the hallway of the Old Cartoonists’ Home
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OHHGTS @ohhgts.bsky.social · 7h
Coming Friday! When you grow over a foot in a day and more than double your weight, is that normal? #giantess #sizesky
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 9h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10h
Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed that Toad is his least favorite character in Mario Kart. Despite this, in all footage of him playing Mario Kart 8, he picked Toad every time. Whether he was joking or specifically picking a character he hates to challenge himself is unknown.
I have an important question. Nintendo has also just released Mariokart 7 for the 3DS. In every iteration of Mariokart, I've always preferred to play as Toad. Who's your favorite character?
That's the most challenging question! I'm sorry that I cannot come up with an interesting answer. Somehow, it's habit to me, but I play with Mario. He's a very balanced character.
Who's your least favorite character?
Toad. [Laughs]
My favorite character is your least favorite character?
I understand that he has some popularity. Somehow.
In a 2012 interview with Entertainment Weekly, Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed Toad is his least favorite Mario Kart character.
In December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber Rosanna Pansino. Miyamoto picked Toad.
Also in December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber iJustine. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Finally, in January 2015, the two played Mario Kart 8 against YouTube group Smosh Games. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Whether Miyamoto simply had an enormous change of heart about Toad in the intervening 2 years, or whether he was picking his least favorite to challenge or punish himself, is unknown.
Source: information compiled by @SpriteCell, x.com/SpriteCell/status/1653842781897474048 ew.com/article/2012/02/10/shigeru-miyamoto-zelda, youtu.be/DNUcDkNI24o, youtu.be/3Q2KxS32Q1g, youtu.be/untLD6z6aql
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 29/09/2026
“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”
“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 28/09/2026
This week’s main story is about the upcoming presidential election in Brazil, how a new member of the Bolsonaro family could wind up in power, and why we should all hope the people of Brazil avoid – to borrow a phrase – “same shit, new toilet.”
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 28/09/2026
Here’s last night’s story about the upcoming presidential elections in Brazil, why Brazil is yet again in danger of being run by a dipshit named Bolsonaro, and whether or not an unreleased film called “Dark Horse” will win an Oscar. youtu.be/MIYCek92ICQ
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Toad Facts @toadfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our friend Brachycephalus rotenbergae is one of several tiny pumpkin toads was first described as a new species in 2021! They are named after a Brazilian conservationist, Elise Laura K. Rotenberg! (photo by herping_brasil)
A closeup of a tiny orange toad looking right at the camera! They have a somewhat rough skin texture and huge dark brown eyes with large black pupils! They are sitting on a mossy surface!
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 28/09/2026
“You’re a hard man, Bud.”
“You’re a hard man, Bud.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 27/09/2026
God at His computer
God at His computer
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 27/09/2026
“You’re a hard man, Bud.”
“You’re a hard man, Bud.”
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Futurama Saturdays @futuramasaturday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean... (and I say this NOT as confrontation or even really "disagreement") 'promising things voters can interpret' is - arguably? - not dissimilar from "telling a story" in the quoted example, yes/no? As in: Obama's critique here is, essentially; "Bad marketing, need more sparkle, less data" 🤷‍♂️
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🫩 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/new-user-135949030
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean, it's not the PHRASING that I'd have used? But the effective point is "deliverism" ("if you provide things, you don't have to do 'propaganda' about it, people will just be grateful") basically failed, and that's obviously true! 🤷‍♂️ Partly because you'll NEVER "deliver" enough (Biden didnt!)
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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BlueSky, I appreciate you! 💗💗💗 Those who tip! Those who repost! Those who like my posts! Those who like ALL my posts! Those who comment! Those who are quiet! Those who engage in nerdy banter with me! I 💗💗💗💗💗 you all!!
PJ leaning over towards you with her boobs popped out of her bra, and rays of sunlight/lens flare shining over her.
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Gountro (comms open) @gountro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
er.... my backup-backup plan for moving abroad went out the window now that I'm the only person in my family making money. I'm under tons of financial stress every day and it's getting harder for me to relax comms are still open, please support me if you can. I also have my ko-fi below. thank you
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 26/09/2026
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A brown lop-eared bunny lies relaxed on a bed beneath a pink blanket with white spots.
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Nellielle🔞 @nellielle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Small Bounty 21 - 24 A tickling mistake. #giantess #sizesky #巨大娘 #samus #mega
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Toad Facts @toadfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our friend Balletto's Toad is a relatively common species who lives along the Red Sea coastline of Saudi Arabia and Yemen! When they feel threatened they like to dig down into the sand to hide! (photo by Denis Hlaváč)
A rather plump light brown toad, covered in sand!
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Red Letter Media @redlettermedia.com · 25/09/2026
Mike and Jay Talk About It Ends
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Mike and Jay Talk About It Ends
YouTube video by RedLetterMedia
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 25/09/2026
The mysterious intuition of some animals
The mysterious intuition of some animals
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While Mario collects fictional gold coins in his games, Wario in Wario World collects the real-life "American Gold Eagle" official US gold bullion coins (91.67% gold).
Wario with coins as seen in Wario World
Coin texture
"American Gold Eagle" official US gold bullion coin
Source: info: YouTube user @Geibuchan, screenshot taken by Supper Mario Broth
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A light brown lop-eared bunny rests its head on a white and gray bunny.
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reverseothello @reverseothello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
found you!
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❤️🥀 God-Empress Liliana, The Whore that ate Babylon 🥀🖤 @giantrozalina.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I lied. These will be the images to burn into your puny little minds~ Bow, scrape and beg for My attention all you want, but you are simply too small for Me to perceive. I am a multiverse of Divine femininity, a temple to Myself you feel compelled to worship at~ 🖤😌🌌 #Sizesky #Giantess #footsky
Liliana stands over you nude, Her body stretching high above you as you stand on Her floor, Her foot right beside you.Liliana's foot raises, enormous, and ready to crush you beneath it should She wish to~
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Calm down, I already think Mamdani is great, you don’t have to lay it on so thick!
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Mommy Lilli 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 $3.5 OF NO PPV @gothiccmoms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfect for a titty fuck 😍 #femdom #milf #onlyfans
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/09/2026
“And don’t give me that ‘I’m only bird-watching’ line.”
“And don’t give me that ‘I’m only bird-watching’ line.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Interweb Comics @interwebcomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Strength From the Stars 4 crash-lands today! Things are really GROWING out of hand as Kylee "shares the wealth" with more local women - can the feds put a stop to the madness? www.musclefan.com/comics/keywo... #femalemuscle #musclegrowth #clothesripping #minigiantess #musclegirl
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Super Mario Bros. Wii contains unused Hint Movies where the players play badly and then die. While these were likely recorded before the levels were changed so the inputs don't match up, it is humorous to imagine them being actual intentional hints on what not to do.
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Nellielle🔞 @nellielle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Small Bounty 17 - 20 Hunter and Hunted #giantess #sizesky #巨大娘 #samus #mega
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A brown and black bunny lies on a gray couch wearing oversized black and white headphones.
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🐦‍🔥 Poly💋! ($320/$550) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 24/09/2026
Having to spend a week supporting my mom at the hospital has been hell on my finances. Not just slowing down interactions, which takes me out of the tip rotation for peeps, but also food, gas, & other expenses... Being a good daughter has buggered me. I could use some help. 🥺👉👈 #RealNSFW #BigTits
Poly does her best impression of Ophelia. She lays sideways fully nude looking incredibly pale and tragic with dark hair wildly draped all around the pillow. "How should I your true love know from another one?"
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Murgoten @murgoten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
select your party member, part2! 🦇😇🐺📕🌿🧪🔫💃
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/09/2026
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Dumocrats,” to me, looks like a dumbass misspelling “Dumbocrats.” You see? We don’t spell it “dumass,” dumbass.
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