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Wesley 🍥

@generichumanoid.bsky.social
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He/they, PNWer, recovering liberal since 2016, 32% unhinged and rising. My main goal is to be at once completely honest and forthright, yet also completely incomprehensible.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.
"It's Crunch Time, America!"
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
No more nuts in the White House
2016 or Bust! 
Stainless Steel Thighs
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amazing things happening in the Wikipedia discussion about today's date
Wikipedia discussion regarding the death of Charlie Kirk as a notable event on the page Talk:September 10
An anonymous user replies with "charlie squirt"
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My dialect map Lifelong PNW, blaming my dad for the California influence. North Plains influence through my grandma. Can confirm Gulf Coasters are unintelligible to me (exaggeration)
My dialect map thinks I'm from California 
My dialect is most similar to the Bay, LA and Seattle. It thinks this because I call the flying glowing insect a 'firefly', not use the term 'supper', call roads parallel to highways 'frontage roads', and don't have a name for drive-thru liquor stores (terrible idea).
My dialect is least similar to New Orleans, Houston, and Atlanta.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Turning in a thoroughly destroyed item to the cashier at a thrift store (I didn't break it): "I don't know what this was, but it isn't anymore."
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We're also sick of representatives in the "opposition party" who refuse to oppose creeping fascism, Marie.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
To everyone saying "Everything is gambling or a con now. This country used to build railroads." No we didn't. We brought in Blacks and the Irish and the Chinese to build railroads. US Anglos have been doing cons and gambling the whole time. It's just more obvious now than ever.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh God damnit what now?
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I feel like if Nick here didn't work for Fortune he'd be so close to getting it.
Online Article from Fortune Magazine
In the Retail - Gen Z section
Title: "'Am I paying for the vibes?' Gen Z says it hates capitalism, but their spending patterns show they just don't like being ripped off"
Byline: Nick Lichtenberg, Business Editor
Date: July 30, 2026, 7:00am Eastern
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wonder what it would take to get a book made with the binding, cover, and paper style of a Bible. Like, not the Bible but if you only look at it for a second you might mistake it for one.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm not going to believe Mitch McConnell is alive until I see a video of him holding up the day's newspaper and saying he's alive
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Supreme Court of the United States is an illegitimate institution.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
There are two Fs in "vinegar" now. AI said so.
Google search: "how many fs are in vinegar"

AI Overview: "There are 2 'f's in the word vinegar (fruit, flavor, etc. aside, of course!). Let's spell it out v-i-n-e-g-a-r"
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The body is a prison. The self is a lie. To exist is to suffer. Buy my ebook.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Really missing out on the opportunity to host the America250 fight in the East Wing Pit. No wonder this casino is failing.
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Jill Lawrence @jilldlawrence.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
@semafor.com health summary tonight. This administration is always looking for more ways for us to get sick and die.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The regime is going to get the ballroom built and someone is immediately going to get through security and do it
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This platform is dying
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Let's get this American Century of Humiliation started already!
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Thinking about making a Truth Social account pretending to be one "Galen Lorentz", a resident of exurban Clark County Washington whose bio says he's a "Christian, Veteran, Small Business Owner, Father". Is this a bad idea? I'm concerned about the overdose of Hitler radiation...
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Washington State LGBTQ Commission @walgbtqcommission.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This past Tuesday, the Supreme Court issued its decision in a case about how conversion therapy can be regulated. The Court ruled these harmful and debunked practices can be "protected speech" under the first amendment and sent the case back down to the lower court to be revisited. (cont.)
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Thanks to the Ongoing Horrors I keep forgetting there are presently astronauts en route to the Moon!
issinfo.net
Artemis Mission Tracker – Live Orion Spacecraft Position
Track NASA's Orion spacecraft in real-time on a live 2D map of the Earth-Moon system. See mission elapsed time, trajectory, speed, and crew info for Artemis I, II and beyond.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Favorite new quote: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Are Italian-Americans Latino/as?
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Send ICE to Iran, let the IRGC sort them out.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Is N*Sync APop?
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
We need a PRC-style anti-corruption campaign in the USA.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Wikipedia does what is essentially a full ban on AI content: www.404media.co/wikipedia-ba...
404media.co
Wikipedia Bans AI-Generated Content
“In recent months, more and more administrative reports centered on LLM-related issues, and editors were being overwhelmed.”
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Really doubting the ability of white men to fly planes.
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Who needs fuckin Harry Potter when you can have a much more memorable experience playing The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, all for the low price of $5.99?
Morrowind on Steam for $5.99, 60% off. Good deal, buy that shiii people!
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Kras Mazov @pepperonidave.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A left-liberal popular front in america would look like libs calling cops on leftists who showed up.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Got like 20+ randos to block me in the last 24hrs. I think it's because I said "Abolish the TSA" in Chuck Schumer's replies, but don't know for sure. I stand by my position that TSA is unnecessary, overly infringes on traveler's rights, and should be abolished.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Even if ICE was operating with reasonable, justifiable tactics, they should still be abolished.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Thinking of going through security without a flight ticket just to make things worse
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/03/2026
ICE is the gestapo
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Polymerket: the online plastics wholesaler
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Jarrid Collins jumpscare on wikigacha
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Iran staring McCauley Culkin. 

USA and Israel starring Stern and Pesci.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Chinese Century of Humiliation was imposed from the outside. The American Century of Humiliation will be self-inflicted.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov will you commit to imprisoning every single member of the current corrupt regime in control of this country, or are you also a crony sycophant?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 13/03/2026
I don't support the troops
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Wish you all could see it. If you're pro-Palestine you can't be pro-NATO.
ML’s: NATO is a vehicle for U.S. imperialism. 
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NAFO lib that has “Pro-Palestine” in their bio: NOOOO it’s a defensive alliance!
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NATO: NATO is a vehicle for U.S. imperialism.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This whole Iran thing could have been avoided if we convinced Trump he would get next year's Nobel Peace Prize if he behaved
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Something people should know about the USA is that there is a significant portion of the population who are intentionally acting to bring about the End of Days (in their belief), and this group has inserted itself into every level of government over the last twenty years at least. Evangelicals.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Congratulations to Donald Trump for outlawing the internal combustion engine! Our environmental outlook has never looked brighter!
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Did not expect the responses to "Would you rather have a clean-freak son, or slob daughter?" to be so one-sided
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Iran needs nukes STAT.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I need a posting advisor or something. Only ever get traction on other people's posts.
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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is what I mean when I call establishment Dems "Blue MAGA".
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You cannot simultaneously hold "Abolish ICE" as a political stance & browbeat people to dedicate their support for blue ghouls like Gavin Newsom who, in conversation with *Ben Shapiro* of all people, said that he doesn't want to abolish ICE.
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