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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

His center of mass appears to be on the very tips of his toes, so he's always balancing like one of those bird figurines that you hang off the corner of a desk by its beak

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

"It's Crunch Time, America!"
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
No more nuts in the White House
2016 or Bust!
Stainless Steel Thighs

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rapidly approaching levels of chopped never before conceived.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I love that "critical air traffic control data" can be interrupted "accidentally"

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Jimmy's a numbers pervert. It is known.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hasan Piker: "I'm going to say it, America deserved 9/11" Young people: waow (based based based) Democratic strategists: we must kill this man

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you were a kid named Grok, I'm sorry, but your life would have sucked even without the xAI CSAM-generator MechaHitler.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

She's my rep and she sucks. Unfortunately so far it's been her vs guys who might actually be Nazis.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Does your product make horrible crunching sounds when you fold it?

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They say, being packed into a cattle car

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Aren't these guys all incels already?

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

*adult content* If it's safe enough to broadcast at the GOP convention, surely it's safe for bsky *hasan thirst trap* I stand corrected wtf

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

VTubers get better facial motion tracking from a decade-old iPhone

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Amazing things happening in the Wikipedia discussion about today's date

Wikipedia discussion regarding the death of Charlie Kirk as a notable event on the page Talk:September 10
An anonymous user replies with "charlie squirt"

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm going to send you a death threat. What's your address?

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My dialect map Lifelong PNW, blaming my dad for the California influence. North Plains influence through my grandma. Can confirm Gulf Coasters are unintelligible to me (exaggeration)

My dialect map thinks I'm from California
My dialect is most similar to the Bay, LA and Seattle. It thinks this because I call the flying glowing insect a 'firefly', not use the term 'supper', call roads parallel to highways 'frontage roads', and don't have a name for drive-thru liquor stores (terrible idea).
My dialect is least similar to New Orleans, Houston, and Atlanta.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Turning in a thoroughly destroyed item to the cashier at a thrift store (I didn't break it): "I don't know what this was, but it isn't anymore."

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

As a consistent of hers, the Vancouver WA area (2/3s of WA-03's electorate) is a suburban paranoia bubble. She only won her first election because our jungle primary decided we had to pick between her and Joe Kent, a CIA asset and Actual Nazi.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Four different transit modes operated by separate private authorities Nah, this is peak American "public" transit.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We're also sick of representatives in the "opposition party" who refuse to oppose creeping fascism, Marie.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Not surprised. Man's built a following of people mostly just looking to win big money from him for minimum effort rather than one that genuinely has any interest in him or anything he does. His path to "success" is exactly where unalloyed numbers pervertry leads. "How does one build fandom?" -Jimmy

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Oh that's how he's able to give so much money away. It's not his.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Reread the 13A. Slavery is explicitly legal in the United States as long as the slave holder is the prison system.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

To everyone saying "Everything is gambling or a con now. This country used to build railroads." No we didn't. We brought in Blacks and the Irish and the Chinese to build railroads. US Anglos have been doing cons and gambling the whole time. It's just more obvious now than ever.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Obviously we just need to stop testing for foodborne disease. Then we won't identify any more cases. Problem solved.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My favorite trend when I was in school was once or twice a year there'd be a fearmongering campaign against DPRK, but then they got missiles that could deliver nukes to LA and the news suddenly stopped talking about them so much

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Is this the new 'drinking blue gatorade out of the windex spray bottle'? Because I'm game

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I feel like if Nick here didn't work for Fortune he'd be so close to getting it.

Online Article from Fortune Magazine
In the Retail - Gen Z section
Title: "'Am I paying for the vibes?' Gen Z says it hates capitalism, but their spending patterns show they just don't like being ripped off"
Byline: Nick Lichtenberg, Business Editor
Date: July 30, 2026, 7:00am Eastern

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Pivoting away from "people shouldn't be able to afford to eat because the market said so" I see.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You need to find a successor before you wind up like Mitch McConnell, Suzanne Collins, Lindsay Graham, Diane Feinstein or any of the other corpses-in-suits in or recently out of Congress

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Fanthony went to the beach that makes you old

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Why does this look like a Chuck Tingle book cover?

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Charades? I thought he was dead.

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Wesley 🍥 @generichumanoid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I wonder what it would take to get a book made with the binding, cover, and paper style of a Bible. Like, not the Bible but if you only look at it for a second you might mistake it for one.

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