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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him

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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 1h
Inside you are two Halloweens:
A skeleton sign with spooky misspelled as "SPOOPY"A cake for halloween with a black spider and purple spiderweb with the word "CREEPY" misspelled as "CREPPY"
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 2h
Search Engine Degradation
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 3h
At least he's consistent that consent and laws are unnecessary?
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 3h
It either looks like some offer from the bank or I'm in trouble. Either way I have now spent 15 minutes on a thing that I wanted to spend zero minutes on.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 3h
I mean:
Screen shot of the subject line from my email. "We'll pay your property taxes -"
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 3h
Also the "we're paying the taxes" email comes across as brusque. Like a parent. Like the next words are going to be "but this is the LAST time." I'm like again, this is the contractually obligated thing that we agreed to. Shut up about it. Or do they need me to be grateful? Is the Bank... needy?
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 3h
I don't know if the bank thinks that people need to hear about shit like this. I mean the whole reason I did it in the first place is because it's just one more thing I never have to think about. Making me think about it is exactly the opposite of what I want.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 3h
Just got an email from the bank saying they'll pay the property tax that I have set up to be paid out of the escrow account I set up to pay the property tax. So, cool, thanks for doing the job that I told you to do?
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 4h
I have questions
A pair of black shoes neatly set at the edge of a forest walking path. walking stick rests on top of them
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 4h
It's a "shoes off please" hollow log.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 6h
And charge the President first, right? Right?!
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 10h
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20h
I hate hate HATE it when something raises serious questions. Why can’t they be fun questions? And if not, why do questions need to be raised at all?? Fuck you, “raises serious questions!” You suck!!
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 19h
I read Manila as Melania and thought “Oh it’s nice she is letting him visit her.”
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pier One Inshorts
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Even an Unfrozen Caveman passed the state bar, KATIE!
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If I had a wicker penis I would name it Edward Woodward.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
More like Badvin Poosom, amirite?
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That said, I was lucky early on to find the weirdos around me. D&D, boardgames, wargames, RenFaire, etc. if anything when I was working at the game store or hanging out it became obvious that I was in the shallower end of the weird pool. Still definitely a card-carrying dingbat but like a C- nerd.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I was in Boy Scouts one of the older kids realized I was different (smart, well-read, and with a hefty dose of ADHD and a soupçon of the 'tism) and he started baiting me betting me I couldn't keep quiet, then saying stupid, incorrect shit about things I knew about to make me break. Fucker.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So. Many. We have a family dictionary. My favorite is when my son said he was "agerated" to express a toddler combo of irritation, anger, and agitation. Agerated is how I have felt for the past ten years now. it is a cromulent word indeed.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Apropos of Nothing: Great moments in cinema from "Unforgiven" 1992
Richard Harris as "English Bob" a gunman from "Unforgiven" (1992) espousing regime change. Text from the film reads "Well, I mean, why NOT shoot a president?" I think English Bob got a raw deal in Unforgiven.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 13/10/2026
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman theonion.com/rockstar-announces-gta…
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
COWARDS!
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Reboot Perfect Strangers but Bronson Pinchot plays Balki like his character from The Langoliers now.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I always forget she was married to that putz. He contains stupid multitudes.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let me know what you think in the comments below. Like and subscribe for more in depth takes like these.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
elementary school drop-off.
text message ICE raid alert at 5243 oakland st los angeles, 90032. ice scouting cesar chavez elementary drop-off and spreading fear
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
SUPER COOL AND NORMAL
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I can’t decide if these MAGA jamokes’ egos are more like the little collapsing toys where you push the bottom and they floop bonelessly or just like a little stick figure made of spun sugar that shatters at the lightest touch. Fuckin’ babies.
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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It is interesting that I a cis heterosexual woman who is known for being very feminine can outman this little bitch any day of the week. But I AM an oldest daughter so I can outman most little bitches.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm sick and tired of all this flailing around against these Nazis who are wrecking our country. <pulls out a two-handed sword> That's better. Back to work.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I will only read a book written by a MAN, in fact only by one specific MAN, and that man is GOD (author of BIBLE? umm perhaps you’ve heard of it??)
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like Emil from RoboCop right before he gets hit by Clarence Boddicker and esplodes.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They should have called "Below" "Beak" the way it rips off Jaws.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This. This one will be one that makes me a star.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Edgar Allen Poop's The Telltale Shart. My work here is done.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've had so many problems and I just have a plain ol' house with a plain ol' goddamn porch. There wasn't much of a joke with that skeet. I have developed a finely honed sense of when tracking is BS'ing me. I've been wrong a couple times but the way those updates show up and when, yeah nah.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I feel like this is the same vein of garbage that got us Andrew "Dice" Clay and Dane Cook as host. I think Lorne just sees "Well this guy sells out arenas. Put him on."
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
shane gillis is so unfunny that putting him on national tv is the same thing as throwing him under the bus lol
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
<Sniffs the air> <Drops down, puts ear to the ground> <Stares off into the horizon> "The signs say the package is still 'being processed at a carrier facility.' They said it will arrive 'today.' They have lied to us again. We ride to war!"
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Take the gun AND the cannoli.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If someone came up with that name as a character on a show you'd kick them out of the writer's room.
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A Dandelion @onedandelion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🚨 youtu.be/eXDtbHiPJmc?...
youtu.be
WATCH: Rep. Massie introduces articles of impeachment against Hegseth on House floor
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have to admit, Shane Gillis‘s “Didn’t know women were dressing like whores at the gym“ joke in his SNL monologue really captured the comedy zeitgeist of a Funny Bone open mic night in 1985.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And profuse apologies to @emophilips.bsky.social for bringing his work into my non-scorching lukewarm take about this Gillis nonsense. It was just kismet that my post showed up on the timeline right above his. Anyway Netflix should give Emo a hour special every other year. Happy Sunday!
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
See @emophilips.bsky.social proving my point. Emo's been one of the funniest, clearest voices in comedy for as long as I have been paying attention. There should be statues of him & college courses about his work. Instead we get Gillis' "women and men be different" with a frisson of racism/ sexism.
A screenshot of my tepid puncturing of Shane Gillis with a post from my feed below my post from Emo Phillips proving that there are way better comics working today.
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Gene George ☭ (Billionaires are a Policy Failure) He/Him @genegeorge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is the thickest, shortest, lowest-ass limb to go out on but Shane Gillis is an unfunny chud. I say this as someone who knows let's say a HUNDRED* comedians who are funnier and deserve success more. Why does Lorne Michaels keep bringing this nozzle back? Equal time for assholes? *at least
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