Reposted by Lauren GTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can’t stress enough that this notion of if and when It will gain consciousness is Bible fanfic. It’s not real. 28954131 0
Reposted by Lauren GPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/08/2025"Yeah I get that, you get even richer if I buy your thing. But what do I get out of it?" And these guys are so massively, incomprehensibly disconnected from normal human reality, encased within an ecosystem of absolute sycophants catering to their every whim, that they can't understand the question 225423 0
Reposted by Lauren GSathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played 10752171146 0
Lauren G @geeoharee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if you feel like the firing squad is somehow Bigger and Worse than just tying a prisoner up and injecting them with blue juice, maybe contemplate whether your feelings are based on anything. 010 0
Lauren G @geeoharee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026lmao nobody is more powerfully Wrong than Oates when she's wrong. yeah fuck it, I think ChatGPT would have done as well as Forsythe. leave the followup prompts in. we're done as a species 000 0
Reposted by Lauren GCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 30/09/2026Ah I see the JCO coin flip has landed on "no" today 271298115 0
Lauren G @geeoharee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026why's no-one ever told him to stand up straight. or that his shoes are absurd 000 0
Reposted by Lauren GJeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin-- 25683872546 0
Reposted by Lauren GDa Sparrow @sparrowstrike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026People don’t want to hear diseases just happen. It scares them to death. They need it to be because of malign actors or because they didn’t take the right thing. The fact that it could happen to anyone, anytime, just because is terrifying because you can’t control it. Whether autism/covid it’s fear. 1168567 0
Reposted by Lauren GMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Vaccine conspiracism is overwhelmingly clustered among the religious, white and affluent. It’s a function of conservative ideology and bad faith media. Being nicer to MAHA types will not ‘bring them into the fold,’ it will only increase their sense of entitlement. 534296791 0
Reposted by Lauren GGeobica @geobica.com · 04/09/2026anyway the github page is an unfinished version of the website with LLM-generated "fill this in later" type blanks in the README github.com/jenilkansara... 181 0
Reposted by Lauren GMichael Whitney @michaelwhitney.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The quality of this quiz, which I assume is vibe coded, is really inferior to the NYT’s original 4254 0
Reposted by Lauren GStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026'Essentially everyone in the book trade knows loads of memoirs are fake and there are near-zero checks' is one of those stories I keep expecting to tank that part of the industry, yet it never does. 511317239 0
Lauren G @geeoharee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The greatest compliment I could give Dolly Parton yesterday was that her 'find out who you are' line sounded a bit like Pratchett And today we have to do without 'Don't dream it, be it' as well Just cruelty in the timing 010 0
Reposted by Lauren GNick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP Tim Curry. He finally escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism. www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq...youtube.comTim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.YouTube video by geoff EXE 092 0
Lauren G @geeoharee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026open bsky. see take "AI benefits spreadsheet people" when in fact it's trying to put us out of our fucking jobs. realise I can't even italicise 'spreadsheet people' therefore bsky worse than tumblr. close bsky again 011 0
Reposted by Lauren G👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 19/08/2026oh is prince harry returning to england? the same year we've got a tyrant beefing with the Pope? STOP MAKING MEDIEVALISTS RELEVANT 271704288 0
Reposted by Lauren GThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 157223466260 0
Reposted by Lauren GJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026PAGE: Sussex doth return! GUARD: Do not jest. Lest the prince hear such words and sep'rate head from chest PAGE: T'is true! GUARD: Speak quieter then. And hope the thread of fate can mend a brother's bond become undone PAGE: And if not? What of this land? GUARD: Then pray to God. But look to Anne. 518021 0
Reposted by Lauren GBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026In case the dude I QTed follows up on his promise from his bio and blocks me his post said “One Man’s battle with his name” and had this picture: 0102 0
Reposted by Lauren GFonsCordi Art @fonscordi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Everyone shush!! I just found out about shingleback lizards and they're ADORABLE!! 😍 1652463 0
Lauren G @geeoharee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I explained this on Tumblr as well; this is to prevent harassment of call centre employees by users who set obscene words as their security reset. 000 0
Lauren G @geeoharee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm a bad driver rolling her car on the ice with her infant in the car seat (that's me there!) 000 0
Lauren G @geeoharee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026segregation in sport is not actually helping anyone. 'women's leagues' are underfunded and ignored anyway. either you can win at this game or you can't 000 0
Reposted by Lauren GCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/07/2026I do not understand the "fairness in sports" thing, in part because it isn't a thing, but also "fair to who" is always the question. People who are taller have an advantage in basketball. Does that mean we ban tall people? Why would THAT be fair? 502665446 0
Reposted by Lauren GCaroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Really? Is that it? If this is all that’s come from COBR, it’s pitifully inadequate. As crisis deepens, it beggars belief that there aren’t eg plans to increase resources for the fire service, support for farmers, max workplace temperature, funded community cool spaces & obvs ban on new fossil fuelsindependent.co.ukAndy Burnham warns of summer ban on disposable barbecuesAndy Burnham said he would consider if a restriction on purchasing the products during the summer months could be justified 2162324845 0
Reposted by Lauren Gfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My small British company was bought by Americans. I have just been formally reprimanded for sarcasm and sardonic commentary. I told the disciplinary panel I was grateful for the opportunity to reflect on my attitude going forward and would be certain to bear it in mind in future. 481518137 0
Reposted by Lauren GNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Eclipse pictures scattered across every timeline like little piles of left-behind fingernails 1444 0
Reposted by Lauren GBryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Scousers will take over the country. They’re the one group guaranteed to never look at The Sun. 1645 0
Reposted by Lauren GPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy 87128932384 0
Reposted by Lauren GPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" 125145972997 0
Reposted by Lauren GAdam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast. 10346151517 0
Lauren G @geeoharee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Because he's exactly the kind of internet moron who thinks saying "dopamine" is more respectable than saying "I did it because I liked it", an entirely equivalent phrase. 121 0
Reposted by Lauren G221Bcrow @221bcrow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Happy Pride.🌈💜 Holmes/Watson is still Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes book canon. #SherlockHolmes #HappyPride #HappyLGBTQ+Pride 52912 0
Reposted by Lauren GChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 26/07/2026MAKE THE SEQUEL YOU MONSTERS 1059492 0
Reposted by Lauren GKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 28/07/2026There is something so compelling and beautiful about robot fail videos 3640685 0
Reposted by Lauren GRosie Fletcher @rosieatlarge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Why should I stock my shop with products made a company that clearly doesn't care about knitting or craft? Details as to what's wrong in the ALT text. 107816 0
Reposted by Lauren GOxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Oxford drinkers may finally be able to swear in the Three Goats’ Heads after the death of Humphrey Smith, the irascible owner of Sam Smiths Brewery, at the age of 81. The pub chain enforced strict bans on swearing and mobile phone use. Smith was described in a Facebook pubs group as “an absolute tit 17491136 0
Reposted by Lauren GAl Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Venus and Serena, or as they're collectively known, the Tennisy Williams 141108276 0
Reposted by Lauren GMicah @rincewind.run · 10/06/2026different Discworld characters represent different aspects of Terry himself his righteous anger at the world, for example, shines through Granny Weatherwax and Sam Vimes and while Tiffany often represents his common sense, she also, apparently, represents his desire to explain puns to people 337911 0
Reposted by Lauren GVivi | CatofApocalypse @catofapocalypse.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Fix it ver. It was all a dream. #goodomens3 14214 0
Reposted by Lauren GvILLAGE GENIOUS @suddenlygarmo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026For the millionth fucking time, the rest of the world does not have the money, scientific staffing, or facilities to simply pick up the USA's slack. No one is coming to rescue us from our own shitty decisions as the wealthiest country and most prestigious scientific economy to ever exist 19944 0
Reposted by Lauren GAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/06/2026our greatest business minds learning in real time that revenue - costs = profit 291010208 0
