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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ

@geekjimmy.bsky.social
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Cat dad; Wildcats fan. Woodworker. USAF Vet. Gatekeepers can DIAF. Senior manager of IT Ops & Security at Cisco Talos Intelligence. #ChiefsKingdom #GoBigBlue

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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026
I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon.
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Cisco Talos Intelligence Group @talosintelligence.com · 23/03/2026
Cisco Talos’ 2025 Year in Review is available to view now! Read the full report here for key trends and defense tips — no annoying forms, just helpful analysis: cs.co/63328B6X0V0
2025 Year in Review available now!
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Jesus I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me meme.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
You know how sometimes you get a song stuck in your head, and it pisses you off because it just won't go away? I currently have When Doves Cry stuck in my head (no clue why), and I have to tell you I'm not upset by it one damned bit.
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Jeanna Kadlec @jeannakadlec.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
hey @nytimes.com what if instead of this you reported accurately that the president of the united states has violated the united states constitution by entering into war with a foreign power without the approval of congress, just like, what if
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
At this point, we should probably just divide it by zero and be done with it.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I get the feeling this parody account is gonna be fun.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I had the very best dream last night. We were at a sanctuary somewhere, and the entire dream was playing with various baby elephants and baby hippos. Woke up with the biggest smile.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
COME ON JUST THROW THE FUCKING RING INTO THE FIRE FRODO WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
George's camoflauge is so good you can't even see his front legs.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The Internet Of Shit™ strikes again jalopnik.com/brothel-visi...
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Brothel Visits Exposed In Volkswagen Location Data Leak
Leaked data showed the location of about 800,000 electric vehicles.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Now on Android!
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, then Winter Wonderland and Let It Snow aren't Christmas songs.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Yet, it left in place the TRAP laws preventing access to this critical healthcare.
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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
What I thought would kill me, by age: 0-20: Russian nuke 20-30: AIDS 30-50: Terrorists 50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Whew, this takes me back.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Glad to know that if someone uses those three specific words they should go to jail
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Tim @occasionallyhandy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I made some cutting boards. They are available for purchase. Pretty neat, if you ask me. occasionallyhandy.etsy.com
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Please tell me they are gonna put that Stockton kid thru the concussion protocol. There's no way he took that hit without getting his bell rung.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Fuck I need a nap
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This seems important
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I went to lunch with one of my teams, and came back 90 minutes later to 18 new emails. fml.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Wow. It smells like someone dropped a pint of nail polish on this plane.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Oh goody. It's 0117, and I'm not gonna get to sleep any time soon. Joy.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
💯
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I haven't had a cigarette in three days, and I really wanna put my head through a steel door.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Some Raiders fan was hollering Raiders nonsense here at @Fly_KansasCity. The resounding silence he was greeted with was awesome. #ChiefsKingdom
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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Oh nothing, just getting the good china ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow🦃
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
From the age of 4, Kevin, David, Shane, Chris, Teddy, and I were thick as thieves. All about the same age, we grew up together. I found out David died this morning. Fuck cancer. Kevin died last year, so now there are 4 of us. That's way too few for a group of friends in our early 50s.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Can we just sink Atlantis again? Nothing of value would be lost.
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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This Sunday, @60minutes.bsky.social shares the story of Operation Bella. It’s the first time telling our story broadly. Hope you’ll tune in. Here’s a preview. www.instagram.com/reel/DC4MS_-...
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Apparently, Henry got lost. My uncle was looking for him but couldn't find him. This is the text exchange between him and my sister.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Brains are so stupid. I need to finish a presentation I'm supposed to deliver this afternoon, and all my brain wants to do is design and build a new enclosure for my diode laser.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I was 8-3 this week. Slightly better than my 8-4 last week. Week 10's 11-1 is still my best week of the season. #NFL #week12
A graphic chart showing the NFL Sunday schedule. My earlier predictions and the results of my picks are noted on the image. Those predictions (with results in parentheses after each) are:

Chiefs over home team Panthers (correct)
Vikings over home team Bears (correct)
Texans over visiting Titans (wrong)
Lions over home team Colts (correct)
Dolphins over visiting Patriots (correct)
Buccaneers over home team Giants (correct)
Commanders over visiting Cowboys (wrong)
Broncos over home team Raiders (correct)
Packers over visiting Forty Niners (correct)
Seahawks over visiting Cardinals (correct)
and
Rams over visiting Eagles (wrong)

Falcons, Bills, Bengals, Jaguars, Saints, and Jets are all on a bye this week.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This has to be a great lesson in kerning. (No, I didn't doctor the image)
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Who you got? #NFL #week12
A graphic chart showing the NFL Sunday schedule, with my predictions added. Those predictions are:

Chiefs over home team Panthers
Vikings over home team Bears
Texans over visiting Titans
Lions over home team Colts
Dolphins over visiting Patriots
Buccaneers over home team Giants
Commanders over visiting Cowboys
Broncos over home team Raiders
Packers over visiting Forty Niners
Seahawks over visiting Cardinals
and
Rams over visiting Eagles

Falcons, Bills, Bengals, Jaguars, Saints, and Jets are all on a bye this week.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Department Of Grifting Enablers, Could Only Inspire Nepotism is the real name please share widely
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Patrick C Miller @patrickcmiller.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Malicious QR Codes: How big of a problem is it, really? buff.ly/3OoDeAl
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Malicious QR Codes: How big of a problem is it, really?
QR codes are disproportionately effective at bypassing most anti-spam filters. Talos discovered two effective methods for defanging malicious QR codes, a necessary step to make them safe for…
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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 23/11/2024
They're made to work with all those extra fingers.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Anyone know how to find out if an account is included in a feed?
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Seriously. Why has AT&T sent me three test emergency alerts this morning?
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Well, I didn't do as well as my 11-1 on Week 10, but this wasn't a bad showing. #NFL #Week11
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
You are not. It's a great soundtrack.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Who you got? #NFL #Week11
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Made an awesome pot pie for dinner tonight. Nevermind that I pushed it off the back of the oven rack trying to get a peel under it and half of it ended up in the bottom of the oven.
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Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
10x more excited for Netflix Engineering’s postmortem writeup than I was for the fight itself.
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Gulls just wanna have fun!
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Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ @geekjimmy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
People reposting their own stuff (not quoting like I'm doing here), is the turning into the most annoying thing about this place so far. The inability to filter reposts generally while allowing quotes is a very close second. @jay.bsky.team Also, here's an additional cat tax payment.
A gray and black tabby kitten, missing one of his rear legs, laying on his back zonked out on a sofa with his front paws' toebeans visible
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