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Chris (he/him)

@geekdadchris.bsky.social
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Just a dude, pretending to be three other dudes in a trench coat.

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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Reddit’s down. So, what’s going on in this room?
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 24/01/2025
And he signs his name with a capital T.
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Capital G
Nine Inch Nails · Year Zero · Song · 2007
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It is a dark and stormy night.
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 28/12/2023
My Gomez, the original Wife Guy. 💜
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
I am partnered with the Superior Wife. SCIENCE!
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 21/11/2023
kill the voice that says you don’t deserve it
a black line drawing on a white background of someone holding their chest and lifting their shirt up. they subject is painted with light purple and yellow with splotches of green and red in the background. there is red text across their body that reads “kill the voice that says you don’t deserve it”
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 23/11/2023
WEED TIME - Happy Danksgiving, my dudes (inclusive)! @geekdadchris.bsky.social: Want to go to the moon? Me: Sure, fuck it. Chris:
Photo of our weed tray on top of a patio table. There’s a nice amount of ground weed taking up about half of the tray with a not insignificant amount of kief on top of it. The weed tray has a hot pink Backwoods theme, which is text you can partially see upside down on the tray. There’s partial art visible below that text (top of the tray) of a white unicorn peeing a rainbow with a few white bunnies playing in and drinking it. Yes I’m serious. In the tray to the right of and above the weed is a black scrape card and a wooden stick, tools part of a kit for a scoop to help load cones. The patio table if a black rattan with glass top.
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 14/11/2023
WEED TIME Featuring my husband, @geekdadchris.bsky.social. 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
Selfie of me and my husband, a white femme and a white man, sitting together in our garage. My husband is on the left smoking a joint, I’m on the right looking pretty fucking high. We both have on dark rimmed glasses, his gray hair pulled back with an undercut and he’s wearing a gray thin striped hooded long sleeve, my dark brown curly hair is down and parted on the side like the proper millennial I am, wearing a gray tank top that lets you see my collar bone tattoos of the Aurora Borealis In neon watercolor. We’re both kind of serious looking but I promise I was smiling. I’m just that high. 😂
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 11/11/2023
TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 07/11/2023
Okay, new proposal for everybody to just shut the fuck up for a few weeks. No takes. No discourse. Just… sit real quiet and do nothing. JFC
WallStreetJournal headline reading: "The new headache for bosses: employees aren't quitting. Just last year, companies were struggling to keep staff, now they say not enough people are leaving their jobs"
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Goddess Maeve Enix - Femdom @goddessmaeve.com · 03/11/2023
Should be illegal to like 2+ pictures from a media tab and still not follow Can we add this to the bsky bylaws
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
@seransdell.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Last night was awesome. I got to be my creepy self and spend time with my spooky kiddo and my corpse bride. What more could I ask for?
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
AHEM I married out of my league. That is all.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
@adorablecyborg.bsky.social @tylerjameshill.bsky.social PP TIME!
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
5 points
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
What kind of monster takes a full ass grocery cart through the self checkout?
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 29/10/2023
Holy fucking shit
tmz.com
'Friends' Star Matthew Perry Dead at 54 After Apparent Drowning
Matthew Perry drowned to death Saturday, law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
There’s been a lot of recent reminders in my irl world of how short and quick life can be. Love a little harder. Tell those you care about, you miss them more. Everything is so fragile
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Techmeme @techmeme.com · 24/10/2023
California and dozens of other US states sue Meta in federal court over claims Facebook and Instagram exploit youths for profit and feed them harmful content (Madlin Mekelburg/Bloomberg) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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Studio Metropolis @studiometropolisinc.com · 24/10/2023
Public post available now www.patreon.com/posts/it-lea...
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It Learns | Studio Metropolis
Get more from Studio Metropolis on Patreon
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Im so old that John Travolta and ONJ had a song at the top of US and British charts when I was born.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Weeds time!
Chris smoking a lit joint while sitting in a garage. The lighting is terrible and the entire picture reeks of attention seeking.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
I turn 45 in a week and a half. WTAF
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 22/10/2023
A call to artists: When you post your art, can you add alt text, please? Here’s why! 🧐 It helps more than low/no vision users. Some need it to help them visualize! 👩🏻‍🎤 YOU are the best person to describe your art, characters, meanings. ⚙️ Keep forgetting? No prob! There’s a setting to require it. 🫶🏻
A screenshot from the mobile Settings of the Bluesky app. Settings can be found by clicking by the “hamburger” or three line menu button in the top left of the Home page and selecting the last menu option, Settings. In the middle of the page is this option shown in the image. I use dark mode so the background is gray and black with white text. Text reads:
Accessibility
<toggle button, switched on> Require alt text before posting
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ᗩTᒪᗩS TᗩᒪOS 🌈 @atlastalos.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
putting this out into the universe: what I really need is an investor who is alright with being a silent partner in a social enterprise whose goal is to boost people, not profits. @studiometropolisinc.com has high aspirations but no capital. We're growing slowly, but damn we could use some help.
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 22/10/2023
buy the art ya cowards
anni taking a mirror selfie wearing a hereditary tee and black underwear, she is wearing glasses and sticking out her tongue.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 22/10/2023
“We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.” Happy Birthday Ursula K Le Guin
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Kiddo went to Ashnikko for his first show last night. He loved it!
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
I love everything about this piece.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Depluralize a movie title: Tooth
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Spawn is 9yo and requests “actual” scary movies to watch this month. We found a pretty good list of “kinda scary but not traumatizing” movies.
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 19/10/2023
130$+ to Coffin gets you a year of my Fansly. Provide proof on discord or in Fansly DMs. all I'm saying.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
We exist as 3lbs of fats and salts that spent millions of years designing and building a spaceship made of meat to navigate our three dimensions.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
@adorablecyborg.bsky.social ZOINKS 💋
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
If "Let that shit go" is such a good thing for mental health, isn't "Letting myself go" just an advanced form
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WhatsMyPot ☮️ @whatsmypot.com · 02/10/2023
cannabis is a gateway to discovering the best version of yourself ☄️✨💚
DallE-3: a cannabis stargate, portal to alien world, SciFi

A SciFi landscape with a large portal in the middle. Small green cannabis leafs surround the portal, the middle is a swirling red vortex with a large glowing red cannabis leaf in the middle
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
It feels like a Tove Lo day
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Weed time!
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
4:20 weed time! Spark it up.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Listening to Hole and Veruca Salt like it’s teen me in the 90s all over again. youtu.be/jC9AUR-iTo0?...
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Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Exclusive: John Kelly goes on the record to confirm several disturbing stories about Trump www.cnn.com/2023/10/02/p...
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Exclusive: John Kelly goes on the record to confirm several disturbing stories about Trump | CNN Pol...
John Kelly, the longest-serving White House chief of staff for Donald Trump, offered his harshest criticism yet of the former president in an exclusive statement to CNN.
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livvy the mousegirl 🐭 @mousegirl.boo · 19/09/2023
i wish catcalling was a kitten getting their paws on a phone and just going mew mew mew
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Love this!
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garol? @garol.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
tip a cute artist today they probably really want some new paints n shitz
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