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Chris (he/him)

@geekdadchris.bsky.social
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Just a dude, pretending to be three other dudes in a trench coat.

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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Scared in Bed
ALT: Spongebob Scared in Bed
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That looks so refreshing!
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man and a woman are posing for a picture and the woman is wearing a scarf and the man is smiling .
ALT: a man and a woman are posing for a picture and the woman is wearing a scarf and the man is smiling .
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You know, that’s probably a safe bet.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I do like these respite subs amisdt a sea of suck.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
So hard to pick because they are both some memorably good.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Our crazies are compatible.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Here be pirates?
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It's giving "insecure ex-boyfriend" energy.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
ILU
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
(thank you! I am awful at self-promotion)
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Oh yeah, forgot to mention that all these designs in my shop have sticker versions too.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
oldbearworkshop.threadless.com/designs/sic-...
A black t-shirt with a design on it. The design is a distorted American flag with a red boot print on it, and the words "SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS" circled around. "Sic semper tyrannis" is Latin for "And thus, tyrants" and has been used for centuries as a call to action to remove all tyrants from government.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
First: oldbearworkshop.threadless.com/designs/dont...
oldbearworkshop.threadless.com
Don't Comply Masc T-Shirt | Old Bear Workshop
Don't Comply on Masc T-Shirt – I'm getting sick and tired of being told to just go along with whatever illegal fascist bullshit gets peddled to me, and I have a feeling you are too.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Thank you for that. I’ve been having a hard time finding funny inspiration. But lately my design inclinations have skewed more “scorched Earth” with *waves vaguely* all this. But I do have a few ideas brewing.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Thank you! And Discord, honestly? I’m mostly offline these days.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Thank you for the love! I suppose I should answer too. You and me, beach bonfire in Iceland, watching the Auroras like up the sky with an ethereal shimmer.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Um, @evilbatwitch.bsky.social would like to have a word with you about that.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The sauce was mid but I enjoyed the company and conversation.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Umm…
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Reddit’s down. So, what’s going on in this room?
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Thank you! I do already feel so much better. @adorablecyborg.bsky.social took good care of me.
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 24/01/2025
And he signs his name with a capital T.
open.spotify.com
Capital G
Nine Inch Nails · Year Zero · Song · 2007
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Dry? Yes. Safe from the wind? That has yet to be seen. We’ve been pretty lucky so far. Plenty of power outages across the area.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It is a dark and stormy night.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
But if we survive just think of how much stronger we’d be.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Ohh, I like! But what about this Date night: Escape room, but it’s run by Jigsaw.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Thank you, love! Feels good to be seen (even if I’m never on this site)
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
What a ride it’s been.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Sure did. Also, I just want to say for the record that it’s not my fault the company IT didn’t block my installation of Minecraft on the work computer. They should be ashamed.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Hey, I like to sing. I just don’t do it well.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
Such a good show. So gay. So beautifully gay.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Whatever. That test don’t know shit. You are my 100% ride or die.
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 28/12/2023
My Gomez, the original Wife Guy. 💜
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Cara Bella 🖤
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Moon’s haunted?
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
I am partnered with the Superior Wife. SCIENCE!
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
That’s awesome!
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 21/11/2023
kill the voice that says you don’t deserve it
a black line drawing on a white background of someone holding their chest and lifting their shirt up. they subject is painted with light purple and yellow with splotches of green and red in the background. there is red text across their body that reads “kill the voice that says you don’t deserve it”
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
So cute, omg!
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 23/11/2023
WEED TIME - Happy Danksgiving, my dudes (inclusive)! @geekdadchris.bsky.social: Want to go to the moon? Me: Sure, fuck it. Chris:
Photo of our weed tray on top of a patio table. There’s a nice amount of ground weed taking up about half of the tray with a not insignificant amount of kief on top of it. The weed tray has a hot pink Backwoods theme, which is text you can partially see upside down on the tray. There’s partial art visible below that text (top of the tray) of a white unicorn peeing a rainbow with a few white bunnies playing in and drinking it. Yes I’m serious. In the tray to the right of and above the weed is a black scrape card and a wooden stick, tools part of a kit for a scoop to help load cones. The patio table if a black rattan with glass top.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
We fit together perfectly
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Thank you, and blocked.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Wait, who tf is being mean to Lauren? No one better dare
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Oh fuck! I am so sorry. Fuck capitalism.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Happy anniversary, Cara Mia.
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 14/11/2023
WEED TIME Featuring my husband, @geekdadchris.bsky.social. 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
Selfie of me and my husband, a white femme and a white man, sitting together in our garage. My husband is on the left smoking a joint, I’m on the right looking pretty fucking high. We both have on dark rimmed glasses, his gray hair pulled back with an undercut and he’s wearing a gray thin striped hooded long sleeve, my dark brown curly hair is down and parted on the side like the proper millennial I am, wearing a gray tank top that lets you see my collar bone tattoos of the Aurora Borealis In neon watercolor. We’re both kind of serious looking but I promise I was smiling. I’m just that high. 😂
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Here, have my Snorlax in human form vibes to help with your sleep. I have my own Dr related CPTSD and I understand your anxiety. You got this, buddy.
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Chris (he/him) @geekdadchris.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
HUGSQUISH
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