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G. D. Falksen

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Award-winning author of THE SECRET LIFE OF KITTY GRANGER, MAIDEN OF WAR, THE TRANSATLANTIC CONSPIRACY, and THE OUROBOROS CYCLE. Rep: Jennifer Unter

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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Artists suffer through trauma to entertain people.
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🎃The Pumpkin Patch-ed Work Ghoul👻🇨🇦🏳‍⚧ (She/Her) @patchedworkgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 02/10/2026
Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky
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Evelyn Kriete @jaborwhalky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is going live very soon. It is so good. The talent is amazing! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...
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Coming soon: Strange Tales
The premier in sci-fi, fantasy, and horror.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The weather has turned such that I have to socks. A great injustice.
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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me watching Halloween arts and crafts videos: "Sorry, but this will not appease the fey folk."
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With his Vera Historia, the 2nd-century satirist Lucian of Samosata wrote the 1st detailed account of a trip to the moon in the Western tradition and, some argue, also one of the earliest science fiction narratives. Aaron Parrett explores: publicdomainreview.org/essay/l...
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This dog turned off its predator instinct for a tiny bird, and science has a name for it: alloparental care.
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Evelyn Kriete @jaborwhalky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pmc19.com This site is very useful. Use it and do not get sick
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Pandemic Mitigation Collaborative - COVID-19 Data Dashboard
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Evelyn Kriete @jaborwhalky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So that is what things look like right now.
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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Occam's razor as a lifestyle: the simplest option is probably the best one.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many of them.
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Evelyn Kriete @jaborwhalky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil... Strange Tales of Mystery and Terror is coming back! We have brought together some of the most talented, critically acclaimed, and award-winning writers and artists for you to enjoy. #booksky #writing #mystery #suspense #thriller #books #Bookish
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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm going to alter your DNA by being nice to you.
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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Instead of saying "I have allergies" say "my divine form is too sacred to be polluted by profane substances"
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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am literally sitting here watching glue dry.
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Evelyn Kriete @jaborwhalky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who is watching you on FLOCK
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friends! It's the feast day of St. Hildegard of Bingen, an abbess, polymath, mystic, & eel truth-teller. Medieval thinkers agreed that eels reproduce asexually. But Hildegard suggested that eels mate at sea, where we can't watch. No one listened to her. But she was right! 1/2 🗃️🧪
Meme. Painting of St. Hildegard, from the shoulders up. She is dressed up in her nunnish finery. Her wimple is white and very creased, so that she looks a bit like a mummy and her veil is the dusky black of that suggests it's been through the wash many times. She has something like a crown on her head, with little spikes that look for all the world like duck feet. The saint's eyebrows are hard lines like windshield wipers, & her nose is ski-jump smooth.

Her head is surrounded by a nimbus of blue with a white outline, set against an orange background. She is looking up and towards your right, as if she's watching a possum that's about to drop onto the person sitting next to you. Her mouth is set in a tight smile. She's likely thinking about sex again. And maybe not just eel sex.

Hildegard provided us with the first written description of the female orgasm, so it's quite possible that she's got that on her mind.

Meme text reads:
"Medieval Eel Truth:
It's all about the Bingen's, baby!"
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John Shirley @johnshirley2024.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A classic of pulp mags is being relaunched with a new but vintage style cover. And it has me in it, and I'm vintage too. Has reprints and new stuff, for first issue. @adambolivar.bsky.social
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Coming soon: Strange Tales
The premier in sci-fi, fantasy, and horror.
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Evelyn Kriete @jaborwhalky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would be wearing a N95 mask if I was you. I would also not assume it is "Just a bad flu" if you are sick right now.
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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just remember, we are surviving one of the worst eras of modern history.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 13/09/2026
I'm not saying this is the origin of the traffic cone, but goodness me I wish it was.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Death and the Maiden (c. 1908), by Marianne Stokes
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Connecticut, the ripples of pain and trauma from 9/11 are endless. Kids who grew up without a mom or dad. Communities that lost countless neighbors in an instant. Scores of first responders who returned home with wounds that endured. Here, we will never forget.
Three firefighters stand on debris at the site of the World Trade Center, raising an American flag amid the wreckage following the September 11 attacks.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10/09/2026
Come on, you madcap, I’ll to the alehouse with you presently; where, for one shot of five pence, thou shalt have five thousand welcomes.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yesterday was Labor Day. Did you have to buy your holiday with eels, like folks in medieval Littleport? In the 1250s they got out of their customary service to the Bishop of Ely by paying an extra 2,000 eels each year. Greedy bishop. Happy Labor Day. May you keep your eels for yourself! 🧪🗃️
Meme. Medieval painting of two men sewing grain in a field. The man in front, whom we'll call Villhorc, is wearing bright blue leggings, a grey shirt, and a flat-topped brown hat. He is carrying grain in a sling of sorts, and is tossing it into the furrows. He has blonde hair and his expression speaks of vacancy. Behind him is a two-wheeled cart.

The second man, further back and only half in the picture, is bent over a bag on the ground. He is wearing a brown shirt and black cap. Likely his name is LourVance, but he goes by LV. In the background, beyond some hills, looms a walled city.

In the sky behind this bucolic scene is what looks like a roiling dark blue cloud. And inside the cloud is some sort of lizard or dragon. It looks a bit like an anteater with a lizard tail and multiple legs. We can call it Fizzlesnort. Why is it there? This is a mystery. The men haven't clearly noticed Fizzlesnort yet.

Will you warn them? Or just watch the show?

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"Happy Eelabor Day!"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Star Trek Day
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Star Trek Ds9
ALT: Star Trek Ds9
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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is very funny because I'm not from any of these places. I have no idea how this result happened.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
by artist Ginny Robbins
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Come inside, but no stick….😞 ☹️
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Guyette scarlet begonia @begoniaguyette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
California poppy~♡
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 03/09/2026
This is how I imagine my dog feels when he's protecting the house by barking at the leaves blowing by...
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Constantinople, the mosque of Tophane, by Ivan Aivazovsky (1884)
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 02/09/2026
Leading U.S. medical groups are urging people to get updated flu and COVID-19 vaccinations, banding together to issue shot guidelines — and highlight the science behind them — saying they hope to ease confusion caused by the Trump administration's changing advice. to.pbs.org/4i9BU4C
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Top U.S. doctors offer updated flu and COVID vaccine recommendations, aiming to ease confusion
Leading U.S. medical groups are urging people to get updated flu and COVID-19 vaccinations this fall, banding together Wednesday to issue shot guidelines — and highlight the science behind them — sayi...
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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I would fight Temu ninjas for you." #nocontext
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Died (alas!) on this day in 1584, poet & painter Lucas d'Heere of Gent. Also chronicler of costumes from near and far: here, Muscovite on horseback.
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Flemish gentlewoman in deluxe huyck; Dutch woman more simply dressed for shopping. By poet & costume expert Lucas d'Heere. It's his day.
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
First pretty accurate depiction of Stonehenge, produced of course by a Flemish painter! Lucas d'Heere of Ghent, in 1574. It's his day.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/08/2026
Is there no other
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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There is no mystical management of reality
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G. D. Falksen @gdfalksen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton, who exemplified the best of humanity. May the light she brought to the world never fade.
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John Shirley @johnshirley2024.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Parton received the Carnegie Medal of Philanthropy in 2022. The award, presented by the international family of Carnegie institutions to honor innovative philanthropists RIP Dolly Parton, great American singer, songwriter.
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A Timeline of Dolly Parton’s Good Deeds
Dolly Parton is not only talented, but she's also charitable.
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️
Dolly Parton reads to children in the Library’s Great Hall in 2018. Photo by Shawn Miller.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
'Wandsworth by Moonlight' by John Atkinson Grimshaw (Private collection)
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
by Jenny Bloomfield
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