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Greg Wells

@gbwells.bsky.social
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Nats/Commanders fan, graphic designer, watch enthusiast, musician, dog owner, maker (Glowforge), guitar engraver (www.instagram.com/camcustomguitars).

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 21/09/2026
Early voting has started in some states! Vote as early as you can. In person, if you can. Be as obnoxious as possible about spreading this message. Get everyone you know to the polls. Be That Friend but for voting.
vote.gov
Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
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Marko Kloos @markokloos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Such a weird coincidence that all his big vanity projects end up being national security objects so the taxpayers have to foot the bill.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Chris Moreau, Guitar Builder to the Star (singular) @chrismoreaucreates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Back in the shop tonight. Here kitty, kitty… A quick dry fit before assembly.
Pink strat-style guitar body with grey Van Halen stripes and a Hello Kitty pick guard. Pink strat-style guitar body with grey Van Halen stripes and a Hello Kitty pick guard. Pink strat-style guitar body with grey Van Halen stripes and a Hello Kitty pick guard.
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Greg Wells @gbwells.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Greg Wells @gbwells.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What could be better than making fun of Musk where he can't easily ignore it?
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Marko Kloos @markokloos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It blows the mind to have to say this, but do not take any health or food safety advice from the guy with no medical education who puts his bare feet on airport carpet and cuts the genitalia off roadkill.
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Chris Moreau, Guitar Builder to the Star (singular) @chrismoreaucreates.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fact: Playing a @CAMCustomGuitars axe will improve your playing by 7%. These little monsters are available today. Reach out for pricing. And really, can you put a price on bad ass riffs?
Two telecaster style electric guitars.
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/07/2026
Opted out, of course. Mind you, this wouldn't stop someone committed to making "AI" bullshit with my image (either of me or the ones I've taken), but it really is the principle of the thing.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"now is not the time for smug i told you so's" omg my bad!! when is a good time for you? how's your august looking
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No notes.
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why do i keep getting rejected by the New Yorker?
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Marko Kloos @markokloos.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sure would be nice if Anthropic started ponying up some of the $20k+ they owe me for stealing a bunch of my books for their slop generator.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/06/2026
Break them
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15/06/2026
Hey, Frito-Lay, why do you feel the need to specify that your potato chips are made with "real potatoes," on your chip bags, what are you not telling us about your snack foods
Lays All-Dressed potato chips, "Made With Real Potatoes"
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Marko Kloos @markokloos.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
LOL. Spain tied their match 0-0 with tiny soccer nobody Cape Verde, and some sports better from the US who placed a million bucks on a Spain win for an easy $80k in profit lost the whole mil on the bet.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/06/2026
Today in "the metaphors just write themselves, don't they":
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 12/06/2026
The Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room in D.C. features more than 3 million pages of files related to Epstein, a convicted sex offender, that the Justice Department released to the public in January. wapo.st/4usxOH8
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Chris Moreau, Guitar Builder to the Star (singular) @chrismoreaucreates.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ok, kids… the National Park service is required to request public comments for the Arch de Trump, but only has the page open for the required minimum of 10 days. Only a few days remain. Here’s the link. Have at it. parkplanning.nps.gov/commentForm....
parkplanning.nps.gov
National Park Service - PEPC - Triumphal Arch - Section 106 Assessment of Effect and Draft Programmatic Agreement -Submit Comments
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 11/06/2026
The Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room has come from New York to D.C. and features more than 3 million pages of files. The exhibit is expected to appear in five or six states before the end of the year, said organizer David Garrett.
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An Epstein files pop-up exhibit leaves some visitors in tears
The Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room opens in downtown D.C.
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Marko Kloos @markokloos.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It's shocking how many people don't understand this, but you always shower with your back to the shower head so the murderers can't sneak up on you.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026
And we are live! Massive thanks to everyone who contributed to this. Reading your posts made me so much madder than I ever knew was possible
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The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
The bugs, broken apps, and nightmare customer-service bots we can't escape, presented as a blessed and sacred addendum to Pope Leo XIV’s new encyclical on AI
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026
I for one heartily endorse shipping every billionaire to a lifeless rock millions of miles away where they will struggle to live and will have to work every single day of their existence in order to survive
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Greg Wells @gbwells.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Damn, how many times do you see a 6'7" power hitter crank out an inside-the-park home run?
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/05/2026
May the Firth be with you
Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/04/2026
I believe you mean “so badly”
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Greg Wells @gbwells.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
jesus mf christ, i'm glad i already updated my passport a couple of years ago. the last thing i want is this dementia-addled buffoon's mug marring my passport.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/04/2026
Kash Patel finding out how much he is loved by his rank and file, which is to say, not in the least
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 16/04/2026
An ICE agent who allegedly pointed his gun at two drivers along a congested highway in Minneapolis in February has been charged with two counts of second-degree assault.
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ICE agent charged with assault for allegedly pointing gun at Minneapolis drivers
An Immigration and Customs agent who allegedly pointed his gun at two drivers along a congested highway in Minneapolis faces two counts of second-degree assault.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/04/2026
c'mon guys we've had "an army marches on its stomach" for hundreds of years, did you already fuck up the greatest logistics machine in the world so bad they can't keep sailors fed
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15/04/2026
In the past everything was larger and the people, apparently, smaller
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Marko Kloos @markokloos.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The negotiations failed? But we sent the guy who...<checks notes> ...can't order a dozen donuts without fucking it up.
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Greg Wells @gbwells.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
time to start firing all "the best people" again. and then blame them for everything, not the one constant in both administrations.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.
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Tammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · 02/04/2026
Trump was warned this would happen. He did it anyway. Now, over 10,000 Veterans lost their homes. 90,000 more are on track for foreclosure. On top of cutting jobs, slashing benefits and throwing our heroes into an unnecessary war. The most anti-Veteran President in history.
NPR: Trump's VA killed a home loan program. Vets are now losing their homes because of it
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
One day, all of these ICE thugs WILL face the consequences of their actions.
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Rep. Rosa DeLauro, top Dem on the House appropriations panel, says DHS is *choosing* not to pay TSA workers while paying its other employees. She says: 85% of ICE + CBP are being paid 75% of Secret Service 0% of TSA workers "The Department made that decision," DeLauro says on the House floor.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/03/2026
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Greg Wells @gbwells.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Just such a complete douchebag.
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An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Three images - First one is Scrooge talking from the balcony. He says "You, there boy! What day is it?

Second image - a muppet on the street replying to Scrooge "It's the ides of march!"

Final image is Scrooge again. He says "Then I haven't missed it!
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026
WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK
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I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling
It became my ultimate distraction
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Marko Kloos @markokloos.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They know he watches them on the news and that he has a ten-second attention span, so every interview with a Trump official has the same pattern. They always start by saying his name, then heap praise on him for those ten seconds they know he's paying attention. Once you see it, you can't un-see it.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 10/03/2026
With the time change each spring to daylight saving time, the important relationship between our brains and the sun is disrupted. Sleep experts caution that permanent daylight saving time could misalign our bodies with the sun, causing health issues. wapo.st/40UkHSR
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 10/03/2026
Rep. Kevin Kiley (California) said that he is immediately changing his party affiliation on the House’s official roster from Republican to independent, further complicating the ability of Speaker Mike Johnson to manage the Republican Conference.
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Rep. Kevin Kiley leaves GOP, further shrinking Speaker Johnson’s majority
During a news conference, Kiley said he will continue to caucus with House Republicans “for the remainder of this term” but pledged to be “an independent voice.”
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Marko Kloos @markokloos.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"Spineless courtiers are too afraid to take off the ill-fitting shoes they've been gifted lest they make the President upset" is absolutely hilarious Mad King shit.
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