Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 4hBut they offered to put her in touch with the guy who made it and she refused because she wanted theirs. 010
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 4hI know these guys. The bird has never been for sale. The price tag is there for insurance purposes in case it gets damaged. But it is very much permanently attached to the wall and removing it would damage it so they couldn’t sell it even if they wanted to, which they don’t. 120
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 5hI know these guys. They are nicest guys in the world. The bird is legitimately not for sale is very much attached to the wall. They offered to put her in touch with the guy who made it but she wanted theirs. 0130
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Some friends and I just did an impromptu book club with it and our text thread has become insufferable (we all loved the book) 010
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This was wildly fun to watch! (And also sort of makes me want to start a similar scrapbook type endeavor…) 010
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026At the very least the wheels of a bulldozer move much faster than the wheels of justice. Even if it’s not allowed, could take a few years to wind its way through the rubble of where the court used to be. 000
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Ok ok I like this. Maybe a number where we help people to realize that underneath all the bickering we are all the same and we all want the same things? 021
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Have we considered bringing both sides together to enact some common sense reforms that all Americans agree on? Has anyone suggested this yet? Maybe something that unites us rather than divide us? 260
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Met this cool guy while I was out walking my dog today! 010
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is a mushroom I met on my hike yesterday named. He name is Robin and she usually outside smoking by herself. She has a friend who lives in a different part of the forest. You don’t know her. 000
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I’ve had a long standing policy that signing the Harper’s Letter was a strong signal that you lack the intellectual capacity or seriousness to engage with and haven’t read a word from any of those people since. 040
Reposted by Gay WizardDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I thought this essay was quite good: henryfudgeofficial.substack.com/p/degeneracy...henryfudgeofficial.substack.comDegeneracy is a SymptomOn Conspicuous Despair, the Ponzi stage of being alive, and why your grandparents are wrong about you. 1623253
Reposted by Gay WizardProfessional Turtburglar @notthebees.bsky.social · 30/07/2026will never stop being mad about the cancelling of chinchillazilla. i wish we treated rapists as badly as woman who made soup one time. 1785
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026But my guess is that the honest answer is it doesn’t matter. Nolan is concerned other issues and so whether we perceive him as fucking her or not is open as far as he is concerned (again, my guess). 020
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026That said, I suppose there is a reading of it where in the same way that even under the influence of the lotus he was still subconsciously building a raft home, that even though he’d forgotten his wife that he may have subconsciously been rejecting sex in order to remain faithful. 100
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I think so? I mean, Nolan seems fairly uninterested in sex. But Calypso is clearly in favor of keeping him on the island until the gods (via a thunder clap) demand he be sent home. I’m not sure why she’d keep him there beyond to live a life with him, which I imagine, includes sex. 110
Reposted by Gay WizardDeep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 27/07/2026The only Odyssey hot take you absolutely need to read is Lord Dunsany's. 210347
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Subway is definitely conservative though (see: Jared) 2162
Reposted by Gay WizardAtlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with 359159413254
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Makes since if you stop thinking of it as a wedding and think of it instead as a movie you can sell for $29.99. Big open venue you can fill with famous people and get wide shots of them in. 160
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The “tradition” in question is “adherence to papal authority”. If you break from papal authority then you aren’t being “traditional” you’re being “schismatic” 010
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I think the best way to play Champions is to just pick your favorites and keep fine tuning them until you’re winning as often (if not more often) then you’re losing. I’ve got an all ghost team with Pokemon like weirdos Gourgiest and Houndston! I’m sitting a little over 1600 and loving every match. 020
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m not saying that’s an excuse to not primary folks, just that I think that might be the argument for seniority. But you have to know that argument for it to be effective. 110
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Growing up in Kentucky I was told that, while we may not like our rep (forget who it was at the time) that he had seniority and that meant he was on all the important committees and could drive money back home and if we elected a new rep, they’d be on shit committees and we’d be worse off. 110
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Mets showing solidarity with gay people by being bad at sports. 🏳️🌈 0111
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The Mets are Queer icons because they are bad at sports 020
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Going to Mets Pride* tomorrow night! *Proud to be gay, not proud to be a Mets fan. I’m doomed to be a Mets fan. 0200
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026To be fair, lot of men also pointing out this folly 010
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 20/06/2026So… is the USG position that Cuba is still in possession of fantastical energy weapons capable of causing Havana Syndrome and we are going to send in troops to fight against this futuristic, technologically advanced nation? 050
Reposted by Gay Wizardtalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026that cease & desist letter arrived 814213
Reposted by Gay Wizarddan mentos @danmentos.com · 11/06/2026if the knicks win I'm giving that horse some cake 71004109
Reposted by Gay WizardMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/06/2026SPEECHLESS. LFGK 209196312185
Reposted by Gay WizardBrendan Blaber @brendanblaber.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this? 7537291514
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I think the problem with “Blue No Matter Who” is not that it’s naive. It’s that it is deployed in bad faith. The moderates who advocate it for the left have proven that they don’t actually feel bound by it (see: NYC’s mayoral race) 5190
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The National Park in Johto! The bug catching contest is largely catch and release. You only keep the one you enter into the contest. 110
Reposted by Gay WizardMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 27/05/2026calling on law bluesky, abolition bluesky, I cannot stop thinking about this wild, honest look into who and what people think the law is for and what cops actually do 61231300
Reposted by Gay WizardDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 26/05/2026These are the two optimal types of Baseball Name. 432048317
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I would have less of an issue with it if they did anything to adjust the meta. I don’t even mean introducing new Pokemon. Just adding life orb and rocky helmet or choice specs would mix things up. Now we are just re-running last month, but less interesting because the meta is so advanced 110
Gay Wizard @gaywizard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I just have to sign up to be the Omelas child and then things will get better! 020
![THE RAFT-BUILDERS
[by Lord Dunsany]
All we who write put me in mind of sailors hastily making rafts upon doomed ships.
When we break up under the heavy years and go down into eternity with all that is ours our thoughts like small lost rafts float on awhile upon Oblivion's sea. They will not carry much over those tides, our names and a phrase or two and little else.
They that write as a trade to please the whim of the day, they are like sailors that work at the rafts only to warm their hands and to distract their thoughts from their certain doom; their rafts go all to pieces before the ship breaks up.
See now Oblivion shimmering all around us, its very tranquility deadlier than tempest. How little all our keels have troubled it. Time in its deeps swims like a monstrous whale; and, like a whale, feeds on the littlest things—small tunes and little unskilled songs of the olden, golden evenings—and anon turneth whale-like to overthrow whole ships.
See now the wreckage of Babylon floating idly, and something there that once was Nineveh; already their kings and queens are in the deeps among the weedy masses of old centuries that hide the sodden bulk of sunken Tyre and make a darkness round Persepolis.
For the rest I dimly see the forms of foundered ships on the sea-floor strewn with crowns.
Our ships were all unseaworthy from the first.
There goes the raft that Homer made for Helen.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:utdci2ewhpqzfl6uukt4kdkc/bafkreifikhyonuxtvq335lsvoml4gbqzng6yxvposhuz6a7i7rae5nz3zy)
