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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 1h

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puddins getting headrub plus chin scritch

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 1h

okay well Skips could but [nerd voice] Skips is in Brazil 🙄🙄🙄

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 1h

lol the customer who looks like a young Desmond Tutu got talking with my today, gave me a huge hug and kissed my face right next to my ear and he's literally the only man who has consent to do that he's like a dad, he just makes me smile. zero bad vibes, kind person with kind intentions

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 3h

that's the weirdest pizza order since none pizza left beef

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 3h

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY F! YOU'RE SO COOL! 🎉🎂🎈🎁

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 3h

Joey rang up my soup and the lid popped off and he got his thumb dunked trying to save it idc it's Joey, he's twin I laugh and sit down to eat he wanders over and asks if he can have a sip of soup I slide it over, of course he sips Joey: "mmm. you can really taste the thumb."

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 3h

YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO F 🎉🎉🎉🎉 I KNEW I WAS CLOSE back in the calendar you go

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 3h

@pantalonesfuego.bsky.social F birthday soon. when. I forgor. I had it in my calendar now it's not there

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 3h

I just told a man "I'm a dyke, go get it yourself" without even looking up from my phone and I just felt my power grow significantly [looks down at pants] no yeah power that was power

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 3h

so something beautiful came out of this I am so happy ✨

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 3h

I just spared the life of a really weird looking bug so whatever world events I just set off either I'm sorry or you're welcome

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 4h

I was scrolling really fast, and I thought this was about Abe Vigoda.

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 4h

am I going to buy the psychedelic cheese? you're goddamn right I am

my hand holding a wedge of ube Gouda cheese which has very psychedelic purple swirls in it, it is by the company Yancey's Fancy. it is being held over a tile floor under grocery store lighting interior shot

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 5h

sitting with Joey at break and massive attack starts playing from his phone, which he shuts off very quickly me: are you playing house music

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Seasonal Black Cat (She's All legs) @tess.bzky.team · 18h

A look you say???

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 11h

good to know I've never watched many movies, and had extremely limited exposure to them growing up (lived in the middle of nowhere, poor, strict parents etc) and while I'm watching more now I'm just picking and choosing important ones, I don't really do entire sequel runs much, it's overwhelming

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19h

no. can't watch this part. everyone knows horses are prone to despair and cannot safely cross the swamp of sadness

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19h

Moonbun was curled up with me while I watched Halloween, and then the next movie autoplayed and it was The NeverEnding story, at which point she stood up for what is apparently her national anthem, and then once the song was over she just curled right back up with me and went to sleep again

Moonbun, a fluffy black and white cat, sits at the end of my bed covered in fluffy and luxurious colorful blankets as she stares up at the television screen which is currently showing opening credits for the movie the NeverEnding story, and the captions say "dream a dream" as the song never ending story is playing by Limahl. she was in a darkened bedroom with all of my colorful and girly clutter in the background. the television is on top of a white dresser, there is a poster of spring scattering Stars by Edwin blashfield, there's cinnamoroll stuff, one piece stuff, fairy lights etc. a marquee sign over my closed bedroom door reads COME OUT FIGHTING, currently unlit.

it is the same picture, however now Moonbun has curled up back by my side and the movie is proceeding into the main story and the music has stopped.

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20h

omg do you think that's what booberry stands for

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20h

there's been an excellent use of boobery so far

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20h

okay I think that was record sex time like 7 seconds and then she's like oh that was fantastic girl I know a faker when I see one 🫵🏼

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20h

also I love so much that Joey can't spell anything so when he sends me a reel of a woman spinning I'm trying to figure out what the hell he means by "another spiny bitch" until I realize he means "spinny"

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20h

"DON'T RIP MY BLOUSE IT'S EXPENSIVE, IDIOT" seriously

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 21h

"they'll do anything for Halloweens" lol digging up a grave yeah good times for kids totally normal things for Halloweens

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 21h

you know what I never watched before? Halloween know what I'm watching? Halloween ye

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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 20/10/2026

For those struggling with BlueSky's awful alt text bug, you can type the alt text in the body of the post and cut/paste into the alt text box, but make sure you do any needed editing before you do so, because you cannot sensibly edit alt text once you paste it without deleting and redoing it. <3

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 21h

I love my friends so much. I can't even begin. brilliant smart funny fierce sweet. I've never dated anyone in my life who has been able to rise to even a quarter of what my friends do to enrich my life every day just by being who they are, platonically. and all together? we could. be a voltron

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 21h

I got home and made a sandwich and offered Nessa one Nessa: "oh, no thank you. I never eat within three hours of bedtime" me, mouth full: "wow that's a good habit. never picked that up from me. I fall asleep still chewing"

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20/10/2026

I offered Rose a sip of my coffee, she moves in to do it & then backs off Rose: "oh no I've been sick I can't do that! I'll get you sick. I need to stop swapping spit with my friends." me, immediately: "I did it with your mom the other day." *sips coffee* (I shared my caramel apple olipop with her)

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20/10/2026

also excited for that but I love when it's already cooked for me 😁

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20/10/2026

my store hasn't had hot soup since covid and literally TAH. DAY. it's back

a warm bowl of vegetable soup ina white container with black plastic spoon under bright natural lighting, interior shot

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20/10/2026

SOUP IS BACK RETURN OF SOUP I'M SO EXCITED I'M GETTING. SOUP

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

me wondering why the hell you were camouflaging cakes in the bakery

katniss everdeen from the hunger games looking into a camera extremely up close so it's just her face in the forest at night

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20/10/2026

AYYYYYYY Yun went to Canada to visit Abby who is at school there and they brought me back a bag of All Dressed chips 🥰 I hugged them so much

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

these were expired and Manager Tom Servo told me to go ahead and dig in but when I looked at it I told him "the name looks like something you don't want to Google" and he choked on his

my hand holding a plastic container with the label "happy apples peanut party chocolate caramel apple". it is a red, yellow, and brown label and there is an apple stick sticking out of the top. interior shot under florescent lighting, produce back room

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 26/08/2026

the plastic flaps to fresh cut swung back & hit me in the face & I said the thing I always say "I hate these things it's like getting dickslapped by an octopus" & Rose cracks up, says "that's the greatest thing I ever heard. octopus don't have 8 dicks. they only have 3. I have 8. uncircumcised. 😏"

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

I wonder if his eyes light up every time another woman emerges only to look disappointed again when it's not his beloved I'm sure everyone is super comfortable with that

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

the ONE straight guy up here defended him saying "aw he's devoted!" shut up Barney it's disgusting if you do that to a woman I disown you

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

I immediately went up the stairs to the breakroom and gossiped loudly about them to the other gays in the room so he could definitely hear it

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

straight couple cut in front of me to the bathrooms, holding hands, clutching each other, then the boy lets the girl go to the bathroom while he just... waits outside this is unnecessary. for everyone. including onlookers. I gave him the most disgusted rolleyes I could conjure. he deserves worse

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

hehehe (I always add a little highlighter to the tip because it's a pretty good feature)

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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

Mikaela served up a tiny pumpkin pie at Starbucks today with a side of whipped cream lol

a tiny pumpkinpie with a pastry leaf cutout on it; next to it is a pup cup of whipped cream and to the back and left is my brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso. all on a wooden table under interior florescent office lighting

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