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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 26/10/2026

I changed manager Tom Servo's contact info in my phone after his autocorrect called me "Mama" yesterday

screenshot of manager Tom servos number to my phone which now says Daddy Cool and has a picture of Bobby Farrell from boney m dancing in the video "daddy cool"
the text from my manager directly underneath says "no cursing in Gods house"

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 26/10/2026

this is how the boys in the warehouse communicate with each other

a torn piece of white paper taped with Scotch tape to some back warehouse swinging doors which reads in black sharpie: "dairy pallet in meat cooler" in red sharpie underneath it says "why?" and on the bottom right of the picture in blue pen there is a small concerned looking cartoon face saying "too tall"

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 25/10/2026

treasure I feel a spiritual connection with anyone who starts their grocery list with: WINE

a yellow grocery list under fluorescent lighting on a brown cutting board table. it reads

WINE
hint of lime tortilla chips
string cheese (frigo)
WH. CREAM
GOOD BREAD
TEA
BANAS
CRACKERS

STAMPS!!

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 25/10/2026

saw this at the thrift store today and I held it up and showed Nessa saying "IT'S PITBULL! IT'S MR WORLDWIDE"

a collectors plate showing Daddy Warbucks, the fictional adopted guardian of Little Orphan Annie, is a bald man wearing a pinstripe navy suit with a bowtie, his hands on his hips smiling towards the camera standing in front of some ornate looking fireplace with a picture of Little orphan Annie in the background in black and white

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 21/10/2026

am I going to buy the psychedelic cheese? you're goddamn right I am

my hand holding a wedge of ube Gouda cheese which has very psychedelic purple swirls in it, it is by the company Yancey's Fancy. it is being held over a tile floor under grocery store lighting interior shot

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 21/10/2026

Moonbun was curled up with me while I watched Halloween, and then the next movie autoplayed and it was The NeverEnding story, at which point she stood up for what is apparently her national anthem, and then once the song was over she just curled right back up with me and went to sleep again

Moonbun, a fluffy black and white cat, sits at the end of my bed covered in fluffy and luxurious colorful blankets as she stares up at the television screen which is currently showing opening credits for the movie the NeverEnding story, and the captions say "dream a dream" as the song never ending story is playing by Limahl. she was in a darkened bedroom with all of my colorful and girly clutter in the background. the television is on top of a white dresser, there is a poster of spring scattering Stars by Edwin blashfield, there's cinnamoroll stuff, one piece stuff, fairy lights etc. a marquee sign over my closed bedroom door reads COME OUT FIGHTING, currently unlit.

it is the same picture, however now Moonbun has curled up back by my side and the movie is proceeding into the main story and the music has stopped.

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 20/10/2026

my store hasn't had hot soup since covid and literally TAH. DAY. it's back

a warm bowl of vegetable soup ina white container with black plastic spoon under bright natural lighting, interior shot

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

these were expired and Manager Tom Servo told me to go ahead and dig in but when I looked at it I told him "the name looks like something you don't want to Google" and he choked on his

my hand holding a plastic container with the label "happy apples peanut party chocolate caramel apple". it is a red, yellow, and brown label and there is an apple stick sticking out of the top. interior shot under florescent lighting, produce back room

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 19/10/2026

Mikaela served up a tiny pumpkin pie at Starbucks today with a side of whipped cream lol

a tiny pumpkinpie with a pastry leaf cutout on it; next to it is a pup cup of whipped cream and to the back and left is my brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso. all on a wooden table under interior florescent office lighting

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

me wondering why the hell you were camouflaging cakes in the bakery

katniss everdeen from the hunger games looking into a camera extremely up close so it's just her face in the forest at night

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

no one: literally no one: me working in a bakery for a while:

Peeta from the hunger games somehow having disguised himself as a rock and some loss because of his cake decorating skills

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

me when my boss asks if I want to work overtime so I visit the bakery and have them whip me into one of these

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

me when I make a very stupid joke and I wait for you to react

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

what my phone sees when Sabrina Carpenter releases a new video

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

me looking in the microwave when I'm waiting for hot dog

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

me when managers come out of a closed door meeting

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 17/10/2026

Selfie train. Repost this and show us a moment when you felt gorgeous. how about right now? I just got a haircut 😁

me, pink haired white person with big round glasses who just got a short shaggy baby lesbian cut. wearing cat pumpkin Halloween earrings, a brown sweatshirt that says espresso, and brown plaid pants sitting on my bed in bright artificial lamp lighting interior shot in my bedroom. I'm smiling like a cheeseball

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

LOL AND YOU WILL BE DELIGHTED thank you, Meat Ben, for insisting Adam the Butcher set this aside because "[Ace] will love this"

a pork tenderloin being held by Meat Ben's have in a backroom meat cooler. it sure does look like a big ol dick and balls

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

get into your true forme and head north into the forest to the pond, you know the one I'll bring the Viking Blod

me, pink-haired white person with big round glasses and white sheep ears, wearing a navy dress with gold stars and a white fuzzy vest and bare arms winking at the camera and biting my lip under low artificial lamp light, interior shot

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

money where my mouth is. this wasn't in my budget but I was overwhelmed with disgust. this should be a part of the discussion every single time people talk about Twilight.

screenshot of an email from PayPal showing

"you donated $21.10 USD to Quileute Tribal Council
donation details
date
October 11th, 2026"

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

Matt says this bag smells like beetles I don't know what a beetle smells like

a bag with a silhouette of a sword wielding hyperfemme lesbian on it looking at a castle in the distance that says "Slay on thy birthday", sitting on my plaid tablecloth in the kitchen and Patrick Star sitting and looking shocked behind and to the right of it

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

DAMIAN AND DANIELLE ARE BACK FROM WISCONSTANTINOPLE AND THEY HAVE BROUGHT ME VARIOUS CHEESES

four types of cheese from Wisconsin the top of some type of cup cheese with bacon next to and aged cheddar, the two below is a 9-year aged cheddar and a 6 year
in a plastic container held in my hand under fluorescent lighting

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

look at this epic side eye Moonbun is giving Matt here as he tries a candy cigarette

Moonbun, a fluffy black and white cat, sits curled in loaf form on the pony wall next to the stairs, giving serious side eye to what you can see is the hand of Matt, holding a candy cigarette. there is some colorful wrapping paper at the bottom of the pic, a window with closed blinds at the bottom of the stairs and a large picture window above the stairs. interior shot, bright natural daylight

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

I am not turning on the light this is the best is going to get lolol Toby is pleased 😂 weighted companion cube indeed it probably has ten pounds of frosting 🤢

a very chunky real frosted cake made to look like a weighted companion cube from the portal game series; a dark grey cube with light grey trim and pink hearts in the center on every flat surface
extremely low light, interior shot on my kitchen counter

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

the skeletons are getting oddly specific and that is hilarious to me

a skeleton hanging on a store display rack and it is wearing a white shirt with green pickleball paddles on it and green shorts with a white stripe and a white visor hat that simply says PICKLEBALL
there's a price tag next to it saying it's 8.99

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

okay it took a little while because I never eat first thing in the morning I always wait until I'm ravenous and now it's afternoon but by golly

an Orange bowl containing Life cereal with milk poured over top sitting on my kitchen table in bright natural daylight interior shot

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was curious. this might as well be how I describe myself on hinge

Amazon about me:

interests and hobbies: cares for a cat
product preferences: consistently maintains cat care supplies
departments: cat care
diet & nutrition: likely prefers East Asian pantry ingredients
interests & hobbies: experiments with makeup application
departments: makeup & beauty
product preferences: prefers colorful, playful makeup over neutral tones

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don't know why we're throwing these out I think these are the spookiest pumpkins we've had yet

five very moldy pumpkins in a grocery cart under fluorescent lighting in a produce cooler

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

well the light on the baler turned red and this happened

in a very cluttered and messy back warehouse, surrounded by pallets and in front of the baler, Joey is planking across a blue plastic recycle bin over a concrete floor. interior shot under fluorescent lighting

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

Joey says "first we gave women the right to vote, now vodka is voting. when will it end" but what I really like about this pic is his feet off to the side as he is trying very hard to stay out of frame, contorted in an alarming way but the picture makes it look like he's just fallen into the liquor

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