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Theo

@gaydybbuk.bsky.social

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your favorite gay jewish disabled nyc born & raised subway rat | they/them |

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Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Hello people. I haven’t posted on here or twitter in years, but just letting you know i’m alive and I’m in grad school now.

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Science Magazine @science.org · 30/01/2025

Exclusive: NSF this week began to search through billions of dollars of grants the agency has already awarded for anything touching on topics that President Donald Trump has criticized. And NSF has blocked grantees and trainees from accessing funds while the review is underway. scim.ag/3El0NZh

EXCLUSIVE: NSF starts vetting all grants to comply with Trump’s orders

Grantee accounts remain frozen, while union accuses NSF of ignoring rules governing peer review

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

presented with no context

text from my Theo

i'm in foggy bottom, but now that i'm here it's faggy bottom

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

yesterday i was on the phone with my best friend and i asked them if they'd seen E.T. (they haven't seen a lot of movies) and after a long pause they said "well i went on the ride at Universal"

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

lol hello to the people who still follow me on here after i deleted my twitter over a year ago and haven’t been on active on here in about a year. i hope yall are all doing well.

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

what were they cooking

texts between me and my bestie (who was high as a kite)

bestie: cats should have tails

me: sweetheart. they do have tails

bestie: i mean like
you know
tails
like that of a a fish
*picture of a cat with a photoshopped mermaid tail*
sort of like this, but less mermaid and more fish like tail

more texts from my best friend, this time just all texts from them with no reply from me

bestie: i don't think dogs should have fish tails though
they are perfect the way they are
sadly, however
despite being perfect
many dogs are going to hell
straight to hell
like that cop from paw patrol
i believe a certain percentage of police canines are actually the bearers of their sins rather than the evil pigs (cops) that trained them

more texts
snoopy nose
kind of shaped like
bean
like not garbanzo bean, but bean
mmmm garbanzo beans
chickpeas
god i love hummus so much
just some hummus and olive oil *chefs kiss*
it’s also so easy to and simple to make and always better than the store bought stuff
like so stupid easy more people should make their own hummus

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

@juicysteak117.gay look at this clock

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/12/2023

discussions of Barry Keoghan

me texting theo

me: he has a wife and child

theo: homosexualist
he may be straight
but his occupation...
homosexualist

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

i wish the Muppets would Take Manhattan again, specifically take it away from Eric Adams

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 23/12/2023

gay people,

texts with my best friend

them:
sometimes all you need is an edible
f****t (they wrote it uncensored they are allowed to say it please do not get on my back about this) would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

me:
jesus tapdancing christ

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

you ever get so high you eat a radiator

(continued conversation w best friend)

them:
he gets it
what's your favorite pasta shape

me:
i like the little bowties
silly

them:
is that your favorite to look at or like eat or both

me:
just sort of in concept
i dont think i have a favorite shape to eat
bc a lot of pasta dishes taste good with specific shapes

them:
for me it's radiators

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

tfw you eat too much of an edible and turn into a cat

texts with my best friend

them:
hehehe
kitty
big eyed
kitty
yeahhh
that’s me
big eyed kitty theo

me: little kitty car high as a kitty kite

them:
yasssssss
exactly
like
meoowww
i’m so fucking high

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

exposing @simonee.bsky.social

Conversation between Simone and myself. Contact photo for Simone is her and JFK admiring a piece of corn. Conversation goes as follows:

Me, replying to a message that says “boob?”: you know you attract what you fear

Simone: AAAAA PETE DAVIDSON SO SCARY

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

BOTH OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS CONVERSATION ARE GAY!!!! DONT CANCEL ME

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

a meeting of the minds

text conversation between me and my best friend

them: gay count dracula
call him count fagula

me: gay count dracula is redundant
he's already gay

them: you're right he's already count fagula

me: all vampires are gay

them: all vampires are count fagula

me: any version of dracula that dates women is just a he/him lesbian

Socrates (i think) giving a seminar and philosophisizing. that one meme painting of him

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

?

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

some of these are oddly specific

Picture of Chris Pratt next to an image of Mario from the new movie where Chris Pratt voice's him, underneath the image it says "Chris Pratt Talks To You About His Love For Evangelical Christianity For An Hour While Pretending To Be Mario", below that it says "$1.00", and below that it says "O bides 9d 1h 55m"

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

you couldnt make Scooby-Doo today because it would be PRONOUNS incorporated driving around in the "electric" GENDER van. because of the woke

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

me and the girls this morning

flying car driving into the twin towers

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/09/2023

hey guys check this out

an mspaint paint recreation of the famous 9/11 photograph of one tower burning while the other is moments before the second plane collides with it. each silver tower stands stalwartly stark against the pale blue backdrop of the clear skies, while the black smoke billowing off of the north tower betrays the serenity of the scene. each tower is portrayed as a clock tower here, with the north tower faintly being read as 8:46 through the smoke whereas the south tower reads 9:03. there is also an airplane rapidly approaching the south tower, except the airplane is actually a clock with wings and a tail. the clockplane as it were reads 9:03 as well. these times are in reference to when the towers were hit. if you think this clock is in bad taste, it's honestly no worse than the plethora of political comics for the many years after 2001 so really who can fault me. they said never forget after all. granted i was a baby when 9/11 happened but that's neither here nor there, is it?

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

Happy 9/11!

Comic of the twin towers at the gates to heaven

Comic of the 9/11 plane at the gates of heaven

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

I tweeted this while drunk. what the fuck was i saying.

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

good morning

Trump tweet that reads “I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

i think about this tweet every single day that Eric Adams remains mayor

tweet from @Lubchansky

say what you will about eric adams: no really. say whatever you want and it will probably be true. he acts like someone that's been struck by lightning dozens of times

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

alternate reality radical communist velma kind of giving they/them tboy swag here

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

just found out tabi sneakers are a thing…

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

just found out about the burning man sex plane… i dont care if there is actually ebola or not we need to QUARANTINE everyone there

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

tiktok is an amazing place

screenshot of a tiktok from user “pablo escoball” with a picture of ash and pikachu from pokémon with text over it that reads “Could Ash prevent 9/11?”

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

i miss my childhood pet turtle so much. he loved watching tv so much and i just miss sitting on the couch with him and watching tv.

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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

why won't you engage on my terms about this absurd thing you never said and outlandish beliefs i invented for you??? answer me fucko

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

pokémon!

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

had a nightmare the other night where a man started flirting with me in québécois french in the heaviest québécois accent i’ve ever heard

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

I GOT TICKETS TO BOTTOMS

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

don’t care + didn’t ask + you use the metric system

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

no bitches?

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

vaxxed?

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

Donald Trump mugshot with the caption “what’s the move tonight? anybody got addy? or coke?“ on top of it

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

They’re roasting your ass on Failed Politician Twitter

Andrew Yang saying DeSantis seems like a greasy little weirdo

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

i need to get slutier

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

So is this when i let y’all know that i have Rudy Giuliani’s cellphone number?

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

someone should invent gender

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

good morning

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

why do gay people

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

*touches her bangs* promise me you’ll stop

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

Barbie drive-in time!

Drive-in screening of Barbie with the Manhattan skyline in the background.

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

I love how in Jewish mythology mermaids are not only entirely real, but it is also possible for humans to reproduce with them.

Theo @gaydybbuk.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

Did any of y’all used to play with crazy bones?