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Michael Gartenberg

@gartenberg.bsky.social
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Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma.

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Ian Fogg @ianfogg.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
New folks, check out the Tech industry analyst starter pack here: go.bsky.app/LagoZDT
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Karissa Bell @karissabe.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
timeline cleanse
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Look for an Apple Vision for holiday 2024. Likely no cameras on the front, no 4k, 1080p using current Sony micro LED liquid retina or some new buzzword. Plastic, polycarbonate frame. No extra straps or charger. Runs the full catalog of vison pro apps. Starting at $1,999. You heard it here first.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
"One thing I know from my years as a market researcher and my time working at Apple during the Jobs era, is that the vast majority of users won't pay money for flashy new tech that doesn't add something useful to their lives" www.businessinsider.com/apple-iphone...
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
It’s been three days in Kiryat Gate listening to the distant thunder of rockets landing. Women, children, the infirm are being slaughtered but this time in history those who perpetrated these acts will discover Jewish blood is not free & carries a steep cost.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
I’m in Kiryat Gat at the moment, spent most of the day on the mamad amidst the rockets. Quiet this morning but that just means they’re shelling Tel Aviv. New Grandsons Bris is Wed. Waiting to hear if mohel was called up.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Apple's iPhone 15 is boring. Google and Samsung Android phones are far more innovative. It’s just that simple IMHO. www.businessinsider.com/iphone-15-fe...
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
iOS works the Apple wants me to work. I find Android lets me work the way *I* want to work.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Using iOS 17 reminds me of an old girlfriend. Very pretty to look at but frustrating because she insisted things be done her way or not at all. As you figured, we broke up.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
The Allen iPhone comes with USB C, because Apple has a commitment to lead the market in standards such as this. Please ignore the higher prices.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
For the first time in more than a decade, not going to live post Apple event. It's going to be an iPhone. The best iPhone Apple has ever made. It will come in stunning colors. It's amazing & we can't wait to see what you do with it.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
"Never underestimate the power of Apple marketing and the consumer," see you next week www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
I used to work for Apple and watched it lose the K-12 education market to Google. Now it could lose the next generation of fans. www.businessinsider.com/how-apple-l…
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Alice Keeler @alicekeeler.com · 10/07/2023
🦄 PLEASE HELP ✏️ Comment, Reply, Repost Use the tinyurl.com/edusky to interact with educators. 🧱 We build community by making sure everyone's posts get engagement. 🦋 List shuffles daily! Find someone new to reply to! #EDUsky
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Threads means I now have an alternative to Twitter for a platform I will not be using. The choice is good.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
it's kind of amazing that literally every basic chat program today is less functional than AIM was 20 years ago *and* spies on you
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Threads deleted. That was faster than I would have thought.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
TLDR Sony sold more consoles than Sega. arstechnica.com/gaming/2023/07/mid-…
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
The good news is we finally stopped seeing nonsense articles about how NFTs are the next big thing and everyone should invest. Unfortunately, those have been replaced with how AI is going to destroy humanity in the next 5 years, after it takes everyone's jobs.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Among the many important issues the supreme Court must deal with, I have to imagine this has to be way down on their docket. www.gamespot.com/articles/apple-epi…
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Clickbait doesn't get any better than this. Let's make analysis based on rumor of what might or might not be production supply chain. My very well flop, but not because of this www.windowscentral.com/gaming/virtu…
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
This just in, if you take a hinge device and bend it all the way backwards in the wrong direction, it's probably going to break. No need to try this at home. www.gsmarena.com/google_pixel_fold_…
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Brianna Wu @brianna.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Threads off to a SUPER bad start. It’s nothing but Boomer Clickbait Nonsense from accounts you don’t follow. This is why I stopped using Facebook. Follow me there! I’m BriannaWuSays
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
I think that whoever wins the cage match between two idiot billionaires gets to keep all the users on the other person's platform. Let's make the stakes interesting
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
I was an early IG user and just posted my food pictures there which were then cross posted to Twitter. Then came Zuck and I deleted my account (along with Facebook). So I joined threads where I will just describe what my good looks like but not lost pictures.
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Jen Roberts, NBCT @jen.litandtech.com · 05/07/2023
This post I wrote in April about the lesson I used to introduce my 9th grade students to ChatGPT has become the most popular post on my blog. If you missed it: www.litandtech.com/2023/04/introduc… #EDUsky #AIinEducation #wearecue
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Introducing 9th graders to ChatGPT
An educational blog about edtech and literacy by a high school English teacher who is an author and a Google For Education Certified Innovator.
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Eric Curts @ericcurts.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Sneak Peek: AI Images in Google Slides - www.controlaltachieve.com/2023/07/a… 🖼️ Generate AI images in Slides 🎨 Style the images 💡 Ideas for classroom use #ControlAltAchieve #edtech #GoogleEDU #EduSky
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
It's probably as good a time as any for Zuckerberg to try and copy the features of some other services and integrate into his own. But seriously? Does the world really want a Facebook/Twitter? Talk about the possibility of giving us the worst of both worlds in one single application
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
This is like watching two nerds in high school having a slap fight at recess. www.theverge.com/23773413/elon-musk…
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 04/07/2023
I said this a year ago elsewhere, but I’ll say it again here: It's impossible to overstate how much the big tech CEOs & VCs are being radicalized within their bubble. The level of paranoia & contrived victimization is off the charts, and they increasingly only consume media that they have funded.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
It's my favorite little fact about Coronado! Also there's a very odd little placard in the Hotel Del stating that he claims to have designed the crown-shaped chandeliers in the Crown Room (where Ozma was crowned in the books!) but that they've since been replaced with bigger ones lol. I feel like
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Went to Oz last night (the San Diego city of Coronado, where L. Frank Baum wrote The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and a bunch of other Oz books. He patterned the Emerald City after the Hotel Del Coronado, some of which is visible in the background)
Last night's full moon rising over a beach. The silhouettes of people are visible against the moonlight and its reflection in the water and wet sand. Lighted buildings are visible in the background.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Doing some very anecdotal research here but please help me out. Are you aware of any K-12 school (or school system) that uses iPads as a primary student computing device? If not, what do they use. Tks.
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Brianna Wu @brianna.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Extremely bad news for Blue Sky. :(
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Ryan Cavanaugh @searyanc.dev · 03/07/2023
You can tell bluesky is different from the bird site because no one in the replies is trying to claim that being a Nazi is a protected class
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Dave Winer on Bluesky @scripting.com · 03/07/2023
You got me going. scripting.com/2023/07/03/150022.html
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Still diggin!
Where did Still diggin! come from?
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Say what you will but selling overpriced, rebranded flamethrowers was the high point of his career.
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 03/07/2023
Twitter: We will block access to users who aren't logged in Actual malicious actors: We will pretend to be Googlebot and will still have access
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Rich Seviora @richs.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Good news. Elon’s locked down the lists and searched and tweets. Now if you’re over the limit you’re entirely locked out. Who invent not tweeting on a goddamn social media platform lol
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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that's a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right llama ringing a little bell
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
To Flip or to Fold?
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Hey Mr. Engineer, no one is talking about me on any social media platform anymore and I'm getting annoyed. One moment. Moment Mr. Musk, hold my beer
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
These flasks are a clever idea, because no one will suspect a thing as you sit on the beach and calmly drink an entire bottle of sunscreen.
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Yoel Roth @yoyoel.com · 01/07/2023
For anyone keeping track, this isn’t even the first time they’ve completely broken the site by bumbling around in the rate limiter. There’s a reason the limiter was one of the most locked down internal tools. Futzing around with rate limits is probably the easiest way to break Twitter.
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Sean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 02/07/2023
Theranos comparisons are overused but OceanGate really fits: ✅ warnings from insiders/experts dismissed or threatened ✅ hacky, unsustainable shortcuts labeled as “innovations” ✅ hubris bordering on megalomania ✅ paper thin veneer of legitimacy w/ respectable board member/key employees
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The Titan Submersible Was “An Accident Waiting to Happen”
Interviews and e-mails with expedition leaders and employees reveal how OceanGate ignored desperate warnings from inside and outside the company. “It’s a lemon,” one wrote.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I think people stopped talking about musk in the press, because what else could he possibly do to ruin Twitter? I believe he came up with the answer and is now getting the attention he craves
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Nope it is a joke, a dumb joke on both of them, but a joke nonetheless. We will be laughing at them, not with them. Does the NYT have nothing better to do than published junk like this? www.nytimes.com/2023/07/01/technolo…
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