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Michael Gartenberg

@gartenberg.bsky.social
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Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma.

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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
To Flip or to Fold?
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Can't help with one or three.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
Call me skeptical unless there's really something to surprise and delight. www.bloomberg.com/news/features/202…
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
I wonder if this, the most elegant of iPods is still able to sync with a Mac or PC
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
"I’m too old to be governed by fear of dumb people." Charlie Skinner
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
This is the type of respectful dialogue I have been looking for post Twitter.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Happy Mother's Gram, Mom & Aviva, three of the best moms ever. I love and miss you all and I know wherever you are, you're all looking down and saying it's not too late for me to go to law school and make something of myself.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
What was your first digital photograph?
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
I have stopped taking credit
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
🤔
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Is this the proper way to pack and old MacBook Air for shipping. Tonight I once saw that once, can't remember who showed the trick.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Every so often I need to get rid of old stuff that I no longer use to make room for new stuff that I also won't use. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Royal family, shmoyle family. No human being alive on the planet today that can pull off this luck without looking like a real doofus. In fact they might as well just post this picture in the dictionary right next to the word doofus
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
WhatsApp
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
When it comes to invites remember "with great power, comes great responsibility"
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
The difference between dreams and reality is the ability to persevere. To whom shall I put my reputation on the line and bestow the honor to join the few, the proud and ALF
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Putting the nom into nom nom. If your pizza doesn't look like this or worse looks like a casserole you are doing it wrong. This is a hill I will die on
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Wishing you all blue skies ahead for the weekend.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Hope your weekend is blue skies ahead
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
News summary in emoji. Who says there's no use for AI in news.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
This time without the pixel reflection. That song is so absurdly shiny with the silver plating
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Apple was so pleased with Jony Ive drive for minimalism (so minimalist it was impossible to use, except as a tie clip) they made a special premium edition. Amazing the stuff I find in my closet of old gadgets.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Apple was so pleased with Jony I've druve for minimalism (so minimalist it was impossible to use, except as a tie clip) they made a special premium edition. Amazing the stuff I find in my closet of old gadgets.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Good morning Blueberry pancakes. Hope you're off to a sweet morning. (pro tip. Put the syrup on the *bottom* of the plate, better distribution per bite and hold overall integrity better. Butter goes on the middle layer to help even melt. You're welcome)
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Artifact favorite news app now has interesting new summation features including, "explain like I'm 5" the amusing "gen-z" and my particular favorite as seen below.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Good morning, classic bagel with cream cheese and Nova (not lox) with slices onion and tomato. No capers. And of course coffee. Lots of coffee. Hope your day got off to a good start as well.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
That whole NPR thing should really help bring advertisers back
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
We need a new "fail whale" here. ⛈️
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
My people do not smuggle fentanyl, we prefer to deal im a far more lucrative trade.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
There's no part of this story that's goes unpublished. I know the asks but has anyone actually see someone pay four figures for an invite? is the FOMO that real? (I mean I only paid a few hundred for mine)
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Anyone in the mood for a late lunch? Slaw dog with deli (never yellow) mustard and 18 hour smoked brisket with slaw to balance the flavor. I'm a little full so there's half a sandwich to anyone hungry.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Courtesy of Rabbi Joseph Telushkin
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Bring me back to...
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Early breakfast. Mushroom, cheddar and onion omelette, extra crispy hash browns and an everything bagel with a shmear. Not pictured. Coffee. Good morning, how's your day going?
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
I see your sticky buns and raise you some cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Baked fresh every week. I'm a "stick with the classics" kind of guy.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
If this was your breakfast growing up you're part of my generation.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Single serving
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Game on
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
I see your bagel and raise you
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Apparently those April showers did bring May flowers.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
In the spirit of the early days of another social media network 16 years ago here's what I'm having for dinner.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
Today's project
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
A night flight over the Western Wall in Jerusalem
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
Me buzzing the dean's office at my old college before crashing into the library.
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
There *might* be something to the idea although I doubt it can work on Twitter at this point. I often see a link to something in WSJ posted, I'm not a subscriber but would pay $1 to read it. Low hanging fruit? I read enough then I decided to pay up?
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
Hmmm is this the new Fail 🐋
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Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 24/04/2023
Hello Spring
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