Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 18/05/2023Call me skeptical unless there's really something to surprise and delight. www.bloomberg.com/news/features/202… 000
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 15/05/2023I wonder if this, the most elegant of iPods is still able to sync with a Mac or PC 020
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 15/05/2023"I’m too old to be governed by fear of dumb people." Charlie Skinner 020
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 14/05/2023This is the type of respectful dialogue I have been looking for post Twitter. 100
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 14/05/2023Happy Mother's Gram, Mom & Aviva, three of the best moms ever. I love and miss you all and I know wherever you are, you're all looking down and saying it's not too late for me to go to law school and make something of myself. 010
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 11/05/2023Is this the proper way to pack and old MacBook Air for shipping. Tonight I once saw that once, can't remember who showed the trick. 030
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 11/05/2023Every so often I need to get rid of old stuff that I no longer use to make room for new stuff that I also won't use. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. 020
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 10/05/2023Royal family, shmoyle family. No human being alive on the planet today that can pull off this luck without looking like a real doofus. In fact they might as well just post this picture in the dictionary right next to the word doofus 000
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 09/05/2023When it comes to invites remember "with great power, comes great responsibility" 030
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 09/05/2023The difference between dreams and reality is the ability to persevere. To whom shall I put my reputation on the line and bestow the honor to join the few, the proud and ALF 040
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 07/05/2023Putting the nom into nom nom. If your pizza doesn't look like this or worse looks like a casserole you are doing it wrong. This is a hill I will die on 140
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Wishing you all blue skies ahead for the weekend. 000
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023News summary in emoji. Who says there's no use for AI in news. 000
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023This time without the pixel reflection. That song is so absurdly shiny with the silver plating 011
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Apple was so pleased with Jony Ive drive for minimalism (so minimalist it was impossible to use, except as a tie clip) they made a special premium edition. Amazing the stuff I find in my closet of old gadgets. 000
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Apple was so pleased with Jony I've druve for minimalism (so minimalist it was impossible to use, except as a tie clip) they made a special premium edition. Amazing the stuff I find in my closet of old gadgets. 4101
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Good morning Blueberry pancakes. Hope you're off to a sweet morning. (pro tip. Put the syrup on the *bottom* of the plate, better distribution per bite and hold overall integrity better. Butter goes on the middle layer to help even melt. You're welcome) 010
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Artifact favorite news app now has interesting new summation features including, "explain like I'm 5" the amusing "gen-z" and my particular favorite as seen below. 010
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 04/05/2023Good morning, classic bagel with cream cheese and Nova (not lox) with slices onion and tomato. No capers. And of course coffee. Lots of coffee. Hope your day got off to a good start as well. 010
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023That whole NPR thing should really help bring advertisers back 021
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023My people do not smuggle fentanyl, we prefer to deal im a far more lucrative trade. 000
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023There's no part of this story that's goes unpublished. I know the asks but has anyone actually see someone pay four figures for an invite? is the FOMO that real? (I mean I only paid a few hundred for mine) 100
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023Anyone in the mood for a late lunch? Slaw dog with deli (never yellow) mustard and 18 hour smoked brisket with slaw to balance the flavor. I'm a little full so there's half a sandwich to anyone hungry. 010
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023Early breakfast. Mushroom, cheddar and onion omelette, extra crispy hash browns and an everything bagel with a shmear. Not pictured. Coffee. Good morning, how's your day going? 220
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023I see your sticky buns and raise you some cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting. 130
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023Baked fresh every week. I'm a "stick with the classics" kind of guy. 020
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023If this was your breakfast growing up you're part of my generation. 110
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023Apparently those April showers did bring May flowers. 010
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 03/05/2023In the spirit of the early days of another social media network 16 years ago here's what I'm having for dinner. 15774
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 30/04/2023A night flight over the Western Wall in Jerusalem 000
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 30/04/2023Me buzzing the dean's office at my old college before crashing into the library. 000
Michael Gartenberg @gartenberg.bsky.social · 30/04/2023There *might* be something to the idea although I doubt it can work on Twitter at this point. I often see a link to something in WSJ posted, I'm not a subscriber but would pay $1 to read it. Low hanging fruit? I read enough then I decided to pay up? 000