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@garrykerls.bsky.social
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 2h
bodega cat in the sheets pizza rat in the streets
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 3h
its pathetic how celebrities stay silent on the global atrocities but mobilize their social media followers the second they aren't treated like a celebrity by some retail employee
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 15h
do you think Donald’s time in the Navy helped him during Kingdom Hearts?
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YOU KNOW IM SUCH A FOOL FOR YOUUU
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Cranberries are a far better band than fruit
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
at least i’m drunk!
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this Is the third year in a row i’ve left an october wedding to return to my hotel room and watch a shitty episode of SNL
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m so glad there are 3 movies all called the same thing about the same guy that takes place on the same night
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just saw ‘Other Mommy,’ pretty much just a blatant rip off of Mommy, idk what I expected
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
people who lick their finger to turn a page are going extinct
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We wish you a figgy pudding
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 07/10/2026
Eight Hobbits Arrested for Public Intoxication Outside The Shire’s 7/Elevensies buff.ly/DXeN5aV
Eight Hobbits Arrested for Public Intoxication Outside The Shire’s 7/Elevensies
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i haven’t counted them in a while
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I voted by mail today, and to celebrate, I put $213 of gas in my car!
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when’s that stopped anybody before?
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bro is begging someone to attack us so he can cancel the mid terms
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
had to jump my car tonight, my knees are killing me
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Assassin's Creed: Black Flag 358/2 Dream Drop Distance
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the best level in kingdom hearts 2 is Public Domain World
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dune (2021)
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love the day after Mother’s day when it’s
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Artificial Intelligence Super Intelligence Intelligence 64 Intelligence Cube Aii
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Artificial Intelligence Super Intelligence Intelligence 64 Intelligence Cube Aii
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to stop doomscrolling and start boomscrolling
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ostrich eyes ostracize ostrich lies
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is where they filmed Ratatouille
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when mom picks me up from school early cuz i frowed up
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 29/09/2026
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1' buff.ly/FIQHviE
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1'
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ah shit, here we go again
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Scared Scared Meme Jump Scare
ALT: Scared Scared Meme Jump Scare
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Director’s cut? idc if he’s jacked as hell, doesn’t make the movie any better
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Director’s cut? idc if he’s jacked as hell, doesn’t make the movie any better
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
about to watch Resident Evil and enjoy the crisp refreshing taste of Mountain Dew Code: Veronica
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the last reputable new source allowed in the White House
pokemon trainer news reporters
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The President says the pants shitting will continue until morale improves
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 14/09/2026
One intern caused quite a stir in the Acropolis Financial Group due to his insistence on using a specialty abacus. paletteswap.site/dif...
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fixed an egregious oversight by @criterion.bsky.social & @criterionchannl.bsky.social
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
odd choice of punctuation
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
she's a little too grande and he's a little too de niro
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
jesus christ, Mitch McConnell looks awful
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m the guy who hides bullets in barrels and paints them yellow, AMA
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
best ‘go into hostile territory to save the President’s daughter’ media?
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
tbh if i saw a priest turn into a big bug i’d convert to his religion
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Me Atrapaste Es Cine
ALT: Me Atrapaste Es Cine
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
they could’ve fit a whole ‘nother guy in the trojan horse if they built it a big girthy hog
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
investigating the 40-year-old murder of Mermaid Man’s grand niece
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bars 🔥🔥🔥
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Bob Belcher: That Feels Nice
ALT: Bob Belcher: That Feels Nice
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