Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@garrykerls.bsky.social again shows why he's one of the funniest people on the planet 040
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Move over Ronald Reagan. There's another failed actor eyeing the presidency. My latest for @hwoodtimes.com 051
Reposted by Amity G.Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Here are 45 micro-reviews of every movie I saw at TIFF in order from worst to best certifiedfresh.beehiiv.com/p/every-movi...certifiedfresh.beehiiv.comEvery Movie I Saw at TIFF 2026Movies. Popcorn. 176
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is actually great news. If Microslop owns the patent, no one else will be able to do it. Ergo, just don't buy their trash. 040
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Johnny isn't just one of the funniest people on the internet, but also someone who tirelessly works to boost the voices of minorities. More than once he's gone to bat for people under attack, raising awareness and funds. He's genuinely an incredible human being. Please help out if you can. 140
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm sticking a mimic behind the waterfall in my next game - Now no one is happy 292
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026For $11m a year, I will reveal the secret to defeating AI (just get some guy to blow on the CPU when it gets hot, checkmate Skynet) 010
Reposted by Amity G.GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 18/09/2026Shitty Bar doesn’t have any Side Quests buff.ly/n2LHGp0 03111
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Spare a thought for Ed Sheeran concert goers. They're stuck listening to Ed Sheeran. 061
Reposted by Amity G.GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 14/09/2026Wolverine Charged with the Murder of Eleven Manicurists buff.ly/9kTbYnn 03211
Reposted by Amity G.Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Please do keep them coming, we are dangerously close to something called… profit??? 37113
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title A former teacher brings his class on a surprise field trip, with deadly results 000
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It's transphobic not to watch this. Come see me and the funniest people on the planet duke it out for fortune, glory, and an NFT of a trophy 021
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No jokes this time (they're all in the article). Genuinely gutted about Peter Cullen's passing. My latest for the Hollywood Times. 0113
Reposted by Amity G.Bruka Jones @brukajones.com · 23/08/2026Here is the GFM:gofundme.comDonate to Help Cara Fight Scrapers with Legal Fund, organized by Jingna ZhangCara is an artist and social platform built by a small group of volunteers to gi… Jingna Zhang needs your support for Help Cara Fight Scrapers with Legal Fund 515701552
Reposted by Amity G.Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Their whole “we’re democratising art” “stop gatekeeping art” are very clearly bullshit when you see it’s always been about attacking artists, nothing more. 3800349
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is what watching Democrat voters feels like most times 020
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Is it bad that I'm starting to recognize @garrykerls.bsky.social 's quality satire by title alone? 141
Reposted by Amity G.Simon Coates @simonjcoates.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The only reason I can think of as to why there are fewer than 50,000 signatures here is that people haven't seen it yet. — Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now — goodlawproject.org/petition/jas...goodlawproject.orgJason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law ProjectCommission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death. 13176154
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Tomorrow, there are going to be calls for calm on all sides, appeals to civility, and requests to "dial down the temperature", like we all somehow played a part in the British media/right-wing's murderous harassment campaign. 020
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026There is something especially sickening about an institution that can run an entirely legal bullying and harassment campaign, that can push a man to his death, and that can even profit off the whole affair. My thoughts are with Jason Arday's family. 030
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Rather than give money to this rag, you could instead support a bunch of funny people who like democracy and trans people: patreon.com/ggtribunepatreon.comGG Tribune — The Best Publication to Read on the ToiletGet more from GG Tribune on Patreon. The Best Publication to Read on the Toilet. Support GG Tribune and get exclusive access to their work. 0105
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Trans women are responsible for everything good in the world 0145
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The hill I will die on: You can pry my headphones from my cold, dead hands 010
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'd like to announce my plan to transport cargo across Earth by throwing it really hard. This will reshape global cargo networks. I'm seeking 50 billion in seed funding. 020
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Holy shit it is Samus' birthday Happy birthday to my favourite lesbian bounty hunter - Metroid is still (IMO) the best franchise ever made and you should go play it right now 040
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I wanted to make a joke about this, but this is just pathetic. Imagine blaming the collapse of your company on the kids you've exploited to make your billions. Ghoulish doesn't begin to describe it. www.dexerto.com/roblox/roblo...dexerto.comRoblox loses $70 billion in value as company blames lack of viral games - DexertoRoblox has admitted that a lack of breakout hit games contributed to a disappointing quarter, as the company has now lost around $70 billion in market value over the last year. 04420
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 05/08/2026SOMEONE LET JOHN TRAVOLTA OUT OF THERE! THERE'S NO AIR HOLES! 010
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026STEVE, PLEASE, I'LL MAKE YOUR GAME FOR $80k A MONTH 030
Reposted by Amity G.Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week. 17270822919
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 31/07/2026*Muffled Pokéball noises* My latest for GG Tribune. 030
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 31/07/2026@sarahamero.bsky.social continues to be so unbelievably funny 140
Reposted by Amity G.Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 31/07/2026Amnesty have issued an apology to JK Rowling and the rest. Adjust your expectations, and donations, accordingly www.amnesty.org.uk/latest/an-ap...amnesty.org.ukAn Apology for A Growing Threat briefing, published on 8 July 2026Amnesty International UK has made a public apology for the publication of the briefing “A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK”. Click here to read it in full. 20832431352
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 27/07/2026XBOX's goal to reach a billion players a day looking less likely 160
Reposted by Amity G.👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/07/2026TERFS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS 222475505
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 20/07/2026King in the North is pulling off a Red Wedding. Is this journalism? 020
Reposted by Amity G.Simon Alvey @salvey1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026England haven't won.a football match since Burnham's team started briefing Shabana Mahmood for Chancellor, is all I'm saying 37517
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My latest for GG Tribune. Fun fact: I wrote this MONTHS ago and it's still relevant. 051
Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I don't think a piece of writing has resonated with me this much in a very long time. Absolutely incredible work by Magdalene Visaggio. Please go give it a read. 021