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Amity G.

@amityblamity.bsky.social
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"Evil trans woman (lovingly)" - @doctorvenkman.com Video game writer and narrative designer. Funny girl. Written for GG Tribune, Anime Herald, Palette Swap, and Hard Drive. amitywritesgames.neocities.org cartridgepress.wordpress.com

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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@garrykerls.bsky.social again shows why he's one of the funniest people on the planet
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Move over Ronald Reagan. There's another failed actor eyeing the presidency. My latest for @hwoodtimes.com
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here are 45 micro-reviews of every movie I saw at TIFF in order from worst to best certifiedfresh.beehiiv.com/p/every-movi...
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Every Movie I Saw at TIFF 2026
Movies. Popcorn.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is actually great news. If Microslop owns the patent, no one else will be able to do it. Ergo, just don't buy their trash.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Johnny isn't just one of the funniest people on the internet, but also someone who tirelessly works to boost the voices of minorities. More than once he's gone to bat for people under attack, raising awareness and funds. He's genuinely an incredible human being. Please help out if you can.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm sticking a mimic behind the waterfall in my next game - Now no one is happy
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Resident Evil absolutely slaps - pls go see it
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For $11m a year, I will reveal the secret to defeating AI (just get some guy to blow on the CPU when it gets hot, checkmate Skynet)
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 18/09/2026
Shitty Bar doesn’t have any Side Quests buff.ly/n2LHGp0
Shitty Bar doesn’t have any Side Quests
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spare a thought for Ed Sheeran concert goers. They're stuck listening to Ed Sheeran.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somehow, cable TV returned
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 14/09/2026
Wolverine Charged with the Murder of Eleven Manicurists buff.ly/9kTbYnn
Wolverine Charged with the Murder of Eleven Manicurists
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jimmy Neutron "this is ultralord" meme. Shane is showing off "AGI" while saying "This is AGI!" Ms. Fowl replies with "Sam, this is the 5th time this week you've found AGI"
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Please do keep them coming, we are dangerously close to something called… profit???
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait, Gal Gadot isn't an AI actor??
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title A former teacher brings his class on a surprise field trip, with deadly results
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's transphobic not to watch this. Come see me and the funniest people on the planet duke it out for fortune, glory, and an NFT of a trophy
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No jokes this time (they're all in the article). Genuinely gutted about Peter Cullen's passing. My latest for the Hollywood Times.
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Bruka Jones @brukajones.com · 23/08/2026
Here is the GFM:
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Cara Fight Scrapers with Legal Fund, organized by Jingna Zhang
Cara is an artist and social platform built by a small group of volunteers to gi… Jingna Zhang needs your support for Help Cara Fight Scrapers with Legal Fund
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Their whole “we’re democratising art” “stop gatekeeping art” are very clearly bullshit when you see it’s always been about attacking artists, nothing more.
Instagram post Cara Needs Your Help!
Cara needs your help. We have been scraped a third time. This is now a targeted attack meant to cause artists pain.
Scrapers know we're a volunteer project with no financial means to take action. So they say it's legal, believing themselves untouchable.
We're taking action.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The humble electric car
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is what watching Democrat voters feels like most times
A crude paint drawing of two stick figures: one red, one blue. The red figure is saying "I would strangle you all if I could", while the blue one is saying "I believe life should be better". Text at the bottom of the image reads "John Red continues to lead in Democratic primary"
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is it bad that I'm starting to recognize @garrykerls.bsky.social 's quality satire by title alone?
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Simon Coates @simonjcoates.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The only reason I can think of as to why there are fewer than 50,000 signatures here is that people haven't seen it yet. — Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now — goodlawproject.org/petition/jas...
goodlawproject.org
Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tomorrow, there are going to be calls for calm on all sides, appeals to civility, and requests to "dial down the temperature", like we all somehow played a part in the British media/right-wing's murderous harassment campaign.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There is something especially sickening about an institution that can run an entirely legal bullying and harassment campaign, that can push a man to his death, and that can even profit off the whole affair. My thoughts are with Jason Arday's family.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Rather than give money to this rag, you could instead support a bunch of funny people who like democracy and trans people: patreon.com/ggtribune
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GG Tribune — The Best Publication to Read on the Toilet
Get more from GG Tribune on Patreon. The Best Publication to Read on the Toilet. Support GG Tribune and get exclusive access to their work.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trans women are responsible for everything good in the world
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The hill I will die on: You can pry my headphones from my cold, dead hands
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'd like to announce my plan to transport cargo across Earth by throwing it really hard. This will reshape global cargo networks. I'm seeking 50 billion in seed funding.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Holy shit it is Samus' birthday Happy birthday to my favourite lesbian bounty hunter - Metroid is still (IMO) the best franchise ever made and you should go play it right now
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I wanted to make a joke about this, but this is just pathetic. Imagine blaming the collapse of your company on the kids you've exploited to make your billions. Ghoulish doesn't begin to describe it. www.dexerto.com/roblox/roblo...
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Roblox loses $70 billion in value as company blames lack of viral games - Dexerto
Roblox has admitted that a lack of breakout hit games contributed to a disappointing quarter, as the company has now lost around $70 billion in market value over the last year.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
SOMEONE LET JOHN TRAVOLTA OUT OF THERE! THERE'S NO AIR HOLES!
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
STEVE, PLEASE, I'LL MAKE YOUR GAME FOR $80k A MONTH
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For sale: Yu-Gi-Oh card, never sleeved
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*Muffled Pokéball noises* My latest for GG Tribune.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@sarahamero.bsky.social continues to be so unbelievably funny
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 31/07/2026
Amnesty have issued an apology to JK Rowling and the rest. Adjust your expectations, and donations, accordingly www.amnesty.org.uk/latest/an-ap...
amnesty.org.uk
An Apology for A Growing Threat briefing, published on 8 July 2026
Amnesty International UK has made a public apology for the publication of the briefing “A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK”. Click here to read it in full.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
XBOX's goal to reach a billion players a day looking less likely
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
THAT'S MY DOCTOR
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/07/2026
TERFS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
King in the North is pulling off a Red Wedding. Is this journalism?
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Simon Alvey @salvey1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England haven't won.a football match since Burnham's team started briefing Shabana Mahmood for Chancellor, is all I'm saying
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My latest for GG Tribune. Fun fact: I wrote this MONTHS ago and it's still relevant.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't think a piece of writing has resonated with me this much in a very long time. Absolutely incredible work by Magdalene Visaggio. Please go give it a read.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Never seen a taxidermied turtle until today
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"edging" "teasing" is football always this horny?
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