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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2)

@garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
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An account for the shark wolf, with more hot takes and also really big people. You have been warned. Icon: @Relaxelis.bsky.social Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social 3D Model: @fatback.bsky.social

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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got mass harassed over someone asking me why Kaim followed me. All it took was even responding to tell them to touch grass. Months later someone reached out to apologize because the person who started it was their ex they just dumped. Guess they just needed to tear someone down to feel better.
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AnotherMeekOne🔜MFF @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My 9 Games
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 29/09/2026
It's me, I'm someone.
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weaselholic @dess.dog · 29/09/2026
it's not a pawjob, it's a pawcareer
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Friend in SF sent this to me lmao
Bumper sticker with a picture of Elizabeth Holmes that says WHY WOULD I BRAKE
CHECK YOU?
THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO DO THAT
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 27/09/2026
I really want to be hyped for WoW Forever, but I feel like the absolute worst people are going to be annoying about every decision they make with it, and I'm just gonna be burnt out.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/09/2026
happy birthday silent hill 2
silent hill 2 comic
pyramid head and mannequin engaged in antics
James: well THAT just happened
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☆「YASE」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 27/09/2026
This is pro wrestling in its purest form. It blurs the line between performer and audience, no one takes a bump but it still elicits a massive reaction, and it's really really funny
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ad from Good Boy Gamer magazine in 2001
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nnnnggghh... I'm a Collectable Little Star. You Have To Find Me
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Tyeewhyee @tyeewhyee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've seen so many folks playing Aniimo lately, likely who aren't aware of the GenAI use in the game. Just a PSA that Aniimo DOES indeed include GenAI in both the promotional material and in game.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Froot @frootbasket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 25/09/2026
Shouts to whichever Silent Hill: Townfall dev used a blue screen of death as an interesting moody light source in this office area.
A corner of an office bathed in blue light.The source of the light: a computer monitor with a blue screen of death.A close-up of said BSOD.
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 25/09/2026
“When my plane hits turbulence, I'm not like, oh my God, I hope the pilot's never been pegged by the fox from Zootopia.”
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ronununu @ronununu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#SILENTHILL #Townfall #サイレントヒル
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 23/09/2026
I wish I had more people to play WoW retail with, it is a fun time for me.
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Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love this song
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Jacklled @jacklled.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
friend asked me to draw the guy from the resident evil movie as a "pathetic looking weasel"
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Foxhack / Dave Silva @foxhack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GBA American Idol
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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called
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Jubo Malseeco [SEMI HIATUS] @thejubomalseeco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 15/09/2026
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FunFactor Podcast @funfactorpod.com · 19/09/2026
This was a labor of love. Remarkable
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Arthur Tayt-Sohn @arthurtaytsohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You got “Ultima Materia ”
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 18/09/2026
Last names were a mistake
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Aaron - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SNK fans reading this
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Woman Giving Side Eye While Drinking
ALT: Woman Giving Side Eye While Drinking
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Yama @wolfyama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love that there’s so many black characters and voice actors in the new fire emblem, it’s crazy how much they improved here. It’s also just really refreshing? The writing and the acting just feels authentic and for lack of a better word, “new” in this type of game.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 16/09/2026
To whoever lost an iPhone 14 outside the Amtrak station in DC yesterday, please stop calling my new phone.
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OmniRabbit @omnirabbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tfw you announce there's CVS2 at your major
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER BEFORE 4: DEMONS FROM THE PORTAL TO HELL I OPENED ARE STILL IN THE FAVELA AND NOW I HAVE TO SAVE MAMADAS FROM RONALDO is $4.49 on Steam (10% off launch discount) buff.ly/93492zs
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Brie 9/12💕🇭🇹🍄🪷🐝 @moonchldbrie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Boyz in Motion has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Raven Baxter's Excited Fangirl Moment
ALT: Raven Baxter's Excited Fangirl Moment
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faye🪽 @ the Sumia cultural renaissance @segirly.perfectgra.de · 15/09/2026
dracula from the dracula flow youtube series with a speech bubble framing the quoted post
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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keke @kekekeball.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Classroom TV!
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 02/02/2026
Me playing Doom Eternal vs me playing Don't Stop Girlypop
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May !! 🏳️‍⚧️ @mayburi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
samus hitting a rider kick with the black and white impact frame might be one of the most sexually charged things theyve shown in a nintendo direct
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“Spooky” Tom Guycott @thomasguycott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy birthday to a real champ.
A cartoon Sega Dreamcast with googly eyes sits on a table and is talking with its lid as a mouth:

“OH NO! MY CMOS BATTERY DIED! I CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE!”

“HA HA! JUST KIDDING! YO, WHAT TIME IS IT?”
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you're never going to guess what the replies look like
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GOD DAMMIT
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