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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2)

@garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
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An account for the shark wolf, with more hot takes and also really big people. You have been warned. Icon: @Relaxelis.bsky.social Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social 3D Model: @fatback.bsky.social

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 4h
I don’t play WoW, but apparently there are players hunting down members of his guild and killing them on sight lol
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 6h
I think this game was on the gamecube
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 6h
JUANSTER NO!
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🚂🎸stuChris⭐️🦊 @stuchris.bsky.social · 7h
static.klipy.com
Fireman On Fire Stunt
ALT: Fireman On Fire Stunt
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 03/10/2026
I mean, it is but that's not my name.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A response I couldn’t have fathomed 15 years ago: “What radicalized you?” “Oh, it was Robert Kraft’s treatment of Macklemore, I’d say.”
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Red Goon @theredgoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Y'know after watching the new Golden Axe animated series for a bit, I've concluded that the folks who whine and complain about it being a comedy, took the original games too seriously. Sorry, I can't take a series seriously when one of the MCs is named "Ax Battler" and he doesn't even use an Axe
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 03/10/2026
Well your first misty was wearing dorky underwear.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 03/10/2026
Meanwhile I like a secret third option. (It's soulvore)
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
second one bout to roll up like
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 03/10/2026
I'm omw
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 01/10/2026
You when your respawn timer ends.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got mass harassed over someone asking me why Kaim followed me. All it took was even responding to tell them to touch grass. Months later someone reached out to apologize because the person who started it was their ex they just dumped. Guess they just needed to tear someone down to feel better.
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AnotherMeekOne🔜MFF @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My 9 Games
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
YllK: A Postmodern RPG
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 29/09/2026
It's me, I'm someone.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 29/09/2026
Watch me play it
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 29/09/2026
Yeah, when I look in the mirror
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 29/09/2026
Souls for me pls
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 28/09/2026
Yeah, and cool too!
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 28/09/2026
here is mone!
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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Friend in SF sent this to me lmao
Bumper sticker with a picture of Elizabeth Holmes that says WHY WOULD I BRAKE
CHECK YOU?
THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO DO THAT
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 27/09/2026
I really want to be hyped for WoW Forever, but I feel like the absolute worst people are going to be annoying about every decision they make with it, and I'm just gonna be burnt out.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 27/09/2026
I'd probably pick Croix or Roland while HEAVILY eyeing Laguna the hole...errr whole time.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/09/2026
happy birthday silent hill 2
silent hill 2 comic
pyramid head and mannequin engaged in antics
James: well THAT just happened
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 27/09/2026
wait with the blood?
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☆「YASE」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 27/09/2026
This is pro wrestling in its purest form. It blurs the line between performer and audience, no one takes a bump but it still elicits a massive reaction, and it's really really funny
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ad from Good Boy Gamer magazine in 2001
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nnnnggghh... I'm a Collectable Little Star. You Have To Find Me
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Tyeewhyee @tyeewhyee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've seen so many folks playing Aniimo lately, likely who aren't aware of the GenAI use in the game. Just a PSA that Aniimo DOES indeed include GenAI in both the promotional material and in game.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 26/09/2026
Those eyes really pop in this~
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 26/09/2026
"womb obliterator" and it's the dorkiest motherfucker you've ever seen. But also mood
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 26/09/2026
Will do!
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Froot @frootbasket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 26/09/2026
I'm sure it's all deserving of our attention and would love to see it
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 26/09/2026
Sure man
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 26/09/2026
Cute
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 26/09/2026
*gasp* But also that is pretty funny
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 26/09/2026
Wait, stereotype of what
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 26/09/2026
Well, I think that your belly is equally as amazing~
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 26/09/2026
*blushes* dawwww~
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