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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2)

@garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
838 followers 1.7K following 2.1K posts

An account for the shark wolf, with more hot takes and also really big people. You have been warned. Icon: @Relaxelis.bsky.social Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social 3D Model: @fatback.bsky.social

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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 18/09/2026
Last names were a mistake
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 15/08/2026
Hi I'm Garreth
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 08/08/2026
I fear I may like the cardboard too much.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 24/07/2026
Lmao I thought this was 10000 Bullets
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 13/07/2026
Playing through KH 1 again for the first time in nearly 20 years and I forget how hell Clayton is. (Normal Difficulty)
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 16/06/2026
"I wanna try out this new gun I got today." "Oh which one is it?" "Its the Whatchamacallit." "...I swear to God, if that's the OH GODDAMMIT!"
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 12/06/2026
Destiny 2 is such a funny game because all the guns have concepts for names. Anyway here's.... Unloved...?
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 09/06/2026
anyway ill be attending
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 09/06/2026
Going from Knockout City, a great game marred by its publisher, to making Starfox, is one hell of a glow up.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 04/06/2026
Since Kefka is the topic of the week for FFXIV, here's a shitpost I made from when I was progging the savage.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 30/05/2026
Mods, tie them up and play Kilamanjaro.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 30/05/2026
Ah yes, the dildo drawer
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 23/05/2026
Coordinated my first WoW raid today, and healed it as well. It was a new, humbling experience that I learned a lot from, and now we're hungry to take on more. Anyway I forgot to put on my beacons as HPal during the kill pull oops
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 21/05/2026
We Kept Early Pulling
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 21/05/2026
I'm going to spend the week sharing some of my favorite moments from Destiny 2, because I want to share what made the game so special to me over all these years. Starting with Mario Party Miningames.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 06/05/2026
Decided to try Elden Ring again
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 04/05/2026
But also
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 04/05/2026
Fatfur city can't exist because then every menu item would just be this
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 04/05/2026
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 04/05/2026
Ok but honestly I would do this
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 03/05/2026
I was gonna make a punchline for this video but I don't have one why is she doing that?
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 01/05/2026
Oh, you know what? Those were the laws, I remember. I'm subject to it too, I just wear the coat because my arms get a little chilly.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 13/04/2026
Captain Garreth, Soul Pirate of the High Seas! An amazing comm from @droilius.bsky.social
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 11/04/2026
Randomizer stream went well
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 08/04/2026
THE FUCKING WILD ARMS DEVS WORKED ON THIS?!
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 05/04/2026
My day started with laughing at the post and then ended with drinking next to it. (Wearer was @rhodesycanfunk.bsky.social)
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 01/04/2026
Me entering every party at LVFC by saying "alright, who's the captain sitting on?" Here's an art piece by @mangojuicebara.bsky.social for a reference.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 30/03/2026
For my Python course final, I had to make a program that could tell you how many times all the words in it occur in the file. Can you guess what I used for the test file?
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 17/03/2026
I fear I may have woken up my roommates....
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 12/03/2026
"Man, I don't wanna play an extraction shooter, someone will kill me randomly and I'll get mad." Also me:
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 10/03/2026
Dodge rolls can be lethal
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 05/03/2026
"Why do you have a flag on my back?" "To let everyone know that I finished."
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 04/03/2026
In order to understand the original post, you have to click the article, then click another post to PCWorld that states that there is SPECULATION that there MAY be a subscription model for enhanced AI abilities. News is getting wackier, so we have to take it upon ourselves to verify info.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 03/03/2026
Everyone's so mean to me...
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 01/03/2026
"Ya know, I normally don't transform my body like this, but what the hell, everyone else is!" A lovely comm by @itsbaltyboi.bsky.social
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 01/03/2026
We're doing an archipelago randomizer and because a certain nerd (@junesekai.bsky.social) decided to play Celeste, we... KEEP GETTING FUCKING RASPBERRIES SO MANY GODDAMN RASPBERRIES! (Art by @junesekai.bsky.social)
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 24/02/2026
OH I AM MORONICCCCCCC
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 24/02/2026
This is so embarrassing, but the reason I haven't done any streams lately is because... I couldn't figure out how to get my model to auto blink. It was legit pissing me off, but I got it now. I just never defined the blink blendshape. Model by @fatback.bsky.social, they do amazing work!
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 21/02/2026
I'm guessing Root took the feedback on their privacy policy to heart. Good changes.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 18/02/2026
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 15/02/2026
So far in the search for Discord alternatives, I've been vibing a lot with Root, has pretty much all the things I need, and the interface is a lot more DM friendly.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 10/02/2026
We did some 3v3 random scrims because why not. Anyway double Paige.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 06/02/2026
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 02/02/2026
Fury warrior is neat
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 01/02/2026
I rise, my brethren
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 29/01/2026
I am very much enjoying Don't Stop Girlypop. It is a very intense game, but I love it a lot so far. Also THERE IS SO MUCH PINK 😂
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 25/01/2026
I shall drag all my friends through the joy that is Mythics.
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 18/01/2026
Am I really going to allow someone who game me good food and head convince me to play WoW again? ...sighhhhh
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 16/01/2026
Heading to FC, if you see a big pirate man, it's probably me
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🔞 Captain Garreth (Phase 2) @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 12/01/2026
Because I don't have a static
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