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Garak's Apprentice

@garaksapprentice.bsky.social
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Textile artist, writer, permaculturalist, medieval re-enactor, nerd. I write about fashion history and textile crafts at the intersections of permaculture, sustainability, equitable tech, & neurodivergence. They/them.

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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chinook salmon have recolonised 88% of their historic range on the Klamath River, with more than 13,000 fish passing the old Iron Gate Dam site in 2025, up from 7,700 the year before. Two years after the dams’ removal, it’s going better than anyone predicted. buff.ly/pToC9gB #ShareGoodNewsToo
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Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That headline is the sort of thing one doesn't even bother putting on the bingo card, cos it'd basically be giving everyone a free square to mark off.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I actually feel like the world would be a way better place if everyone with Pope levels of power had at least one person in their life who was totally unimpressed by it. imagine if Elon Musk had a brother who made him come over and fix the printer. imagine if the royals had even one normie friend
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm sure he's been totally normal and fine and there's absolutely no reason for the board to do this. Yep. Definitely. *melts under weight of own sarcasm*
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s a specific term for premature deaths that occur due to preventable problems in social, political, or economic systems and it is *not* “genocide” It’s “social murder”
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love the pics of tree bark people have posted in the replies. Gorgeous.
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Imogen @imogenib.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m furious with Barnaby and Pauline and the LNP for even suggesting it’s reasonable for any Australian to remove funds from their Superannuation to cover living costs today. If the government asks this of them now: what about when the funds run out and your working ability? 🤨 #auspol
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 16/12/2025
LET. THINGS. EXIST. BECAUSE. THEY'RE. COOL. NO MORE ORIGIN STORIES UNLESS FOR ORIGINAL CHARACTERS WHY DO YOU THINK THOSE WORDS SHARE A ROOT
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
okay! Kendra asked for some suggestions here, and I'm going to offer something like a Litany of the Saints for all your "dear God, please let It™️ happen soon" prayer intentions there's no one immediate obvious candidate, but an "Avengers, assemble" approach to these folks might be worth trying:
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Eric Neustadter (e) @thevowel.com · 25/08/2026
Cory's right - Canada has the opportunity to be the worldwide center of right to repair and more. If you want to tilt the scales even farther in Canada's favor, make visas available to engineers who believe in this work but can't legally pursue it in their home country.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yeah so this is absolutely going to kill people, and probably faster than when Centrelink tried the same thing. This isn't even a reverse centaur, it's just letting a computer loose on our most vulnerable. Evil choice by Labour. Everyone who voted for this should be ashamed.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yuuuuup. Even if you're just on Cenno payments it can be a gamble. I always tell them my estimated income will be a few thousand less than it's actually likely to be, just to smooth any possible system hiccups. Saved me once or twice in the past, and I usually get a small lump sum at tax time.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just. So many variables that might or might not be sex-linked, and we're probably never going to get anything robust published because I don't want to be the evil scientist zapping people for fun, actually. But it would be *so useful* to understand, because it could help chronic pain sufferers.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Honestly I think that would make really interesting research question if broken down by types of pain. Like is there a difference between low-grade/long vs high/acute? How much does social setting or number/sex/familiarity of witnesses matter? Pain while doing vs sitting around getting zapped? etc--
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am now picturing C-3PO trying to write erotica and while it is a *very* funny thing to contemplate, it would also end very poorly.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know it's probably because I'm tired but I just laughed very hard at this while mentally pinging the 100 emoji, so thank you for summing this up so well.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The thing I loved most about weekly TV in the 80s/90s/2000s was its "circumstance of the week" nature, and this is exactly why. It was usually tight, satisfying, and still left room for character/story growth etc when treated well by the writers. Streaming TV just didn't scratch that itch the same.
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A PSA to my fellow cis people who are (or want to believe they are) trans allies If you are getting pushback from trans people and your reaction is to be all “no! not me! I’m one of the good ones!” please remember that “being one of the good ones” is something you DO, not something you ARE
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We've done it gang, we've finally tracked down Spiders Georg! www.youtube.com/shorts/Ui8gQ...
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Which one y’all picking 😂 @LittleVictorianBoy #satire #lol
YouTube video by The Plant Slant
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sharks may not be full of plastic! Finally, some good fuckin' news!
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Please friends, I too would like to know if this unicorn of a service exists.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Courtney is a great writer. I just finished The Brothers Sinister series and it was a delight the whole way through.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
FFS could the US just fucking not for a while?
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
JFC this makes KOSA and its ancestors look downright benevolent.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Admittedly I'm not a Tingleverse expert but this is hands down the best Tingler cover I've laid eyes on. I love art.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think film critics could learn a lot from romance readers. You don't read a romance to find out what happens at the end, you read it to find out *how* and *why*. So many film genres are the same in that regard.
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 02/08/2026
You can see the gears and appreciate that the clock is beautiful.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I would 100% start writing steamy erotica and/or romance just so I could walk out to "Funbags" by McFeast. With the "Boogie Woogie Boosie Song" by same as backup, in the unlikely event it's needed.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bubbles don't agree with me, but I do have a bottle of Celebration Spirits waiting for certain individuals to pop their clogs. She's in the top three for sure.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i am a cis straight white woman does that mean anything here. do i need to pull that card to get my rage across. defend trans women and trans people, it is literally your purpose, and this is SIGNIFICANTLY NOT DEFENDING ANYONE but CRUMPLING in the face of rich and powerful bigots
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm into book 2 of The Brothers Sinister series by the excellent Courtney Milan, and right now I want nothing so much as to be able to read the Mrs Larringer books that the heroine has been buying for her sister. They sound absolutely awful in the very best kind of way.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
David Dastmalchian has shown up, awwwww yisss
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm about halfway through Dust Bunny and you absolutely CANNOT convince me that the little girl at the heart of things isn't a witch. And Mads Mikkelsen and Sigourney Weaver are delights, as always. The set design and costumes are gorgeous. It's an excellent romp so far.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gaaaaaaaaah
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ah, right, my bad. I missed the extra zero and thought you'd added cents for some reason 😅
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mike @phantomdiorama.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tacos have terrible resonance and would be next to useless as a bell
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm no economy smarty-pants or anything but uh, that seems like a bad sign?
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Same, sadly. I had high hopes for it, but this plus the inability to specify a time range on searches has sent me back to DDG for most things.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Apparently yes? There's a paid search engine called Kagi that runs on Google's back-end, which from the accounts I've seen is basically Google before the enshittification began. Cory Doctorow has mentioned it a few times in his newsletter as being Very Worth The Money. (Alas, I'm broke.)
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I think they do a good job walking a hard line between treating sex offenders with dignity/not automatically demonising them while still treating their crimes with the seriousness they deserve.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tangential, yet related: the podcast "You're Wrong About" has an episode on sex offenders that goes into a lot of the history, statistics, problems, solutions etc with how sex offenders are treated/punished etc in the US. It's a good listen for a more nuanced overview than you usually get.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I learned from one of Eoin Reardon's YouTube shorts that they used to use a special wood plane, called a match plane, to make sturdy little curly pigtail shavings of wood to use as spills. I'd love to see one in action one day.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yeah I'd love to know what kind of world Will lives in where 50 grand *isn't* a large windfall for most people. Isn't that more than the median annual wage in the US? It's ~2-3x the amount of most govt benefits you get here in Australia. So *extremely* significant for about 8% of us.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Depending on where you live, you could solve the cash management problem pretty well by buying a house. Median price in Sydney has been over $1m for a while. It's not much better in the other capitals down here either.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's opened my eyes, that's for sure. Even with only barely grasping the maths that's being argued.
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Grace is meant to be retired from taking kittens and cats because she has zero money or time, but hahahaha, she has kittens and cats everywhere right now. If you'd like to help with desexing, I added a donation to my throne. throne.com/veronicafoale
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not very elite of them then, is it? Cheeky bastards.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The "gambling ads bad, we should ban them" and "Israel bad, we should stop supporting their badness" looked like they started life as banner or print media ads and just got whacked on the truck. The marine life one had full on AI animation with dolphins and Aussie King Triton. I just. Why.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Been in the CBD for half an hour and had 3 trucks covered in LED screens with lobbying ads go past. Still trying to work out if it's one truck cycling ads or different trucks. And who thought using AI in a "water good, protect marine life/sanctuaries" ad was good idea.
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Garak's Apprentice @garaksapprentice.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They don't stick to the tray if they're wrapped in foil. Plus you can use the foil as a plate cover when you open it up and start adding toppings. But mostly I think it's because that's how you do it in a campfire so you don't get ash all over the potato, & people just transferred that to the oven.
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