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Isaac Neutron

@gabylon.bsky.social
326 followers 279 following 254 posts

I escaaaaped. Flip flops, socks and sweatpants. I work in teacher prep in a red state which means (redacted)

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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That was a goal and this is insane #spa
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FIFA really working for Argentina here on the no yellows aren’t they
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Grim Reaper is letting the chopper spray.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
#PARFRA France is quickly learning and employing the shithousery of the #CONMEBOL
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Which was always odd to me because why? It’s not English, so to me an English band makes way more sense
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have never seen two different penalty shootouts like this. It is WILD
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Low blocks are very boring some times. #2026WorldCup
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Ruth Buchanan @ruthmbuchanan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When someone asks what my favorite books are, I can never remember the title of any book I've ever read in my entire life.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thoughts: Mendes should of done had 3 yellows already #coyg
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The only sacred cow in the South is SEC football. Do it, good ole boys will lose their shit.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Carelon did it through Anthem with my teen daughter’s PT for ACL reconstruction “not medically necessary” tho her surgeon said 26 weeks/2x a week. Lots of hours spent fighting. They are hideous.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Will the Iranian ceasefire hold? We asked four unvaccinated Andrew Tate fans at a Hooters in Panama City Beach.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We all knew Carl Hiaasen writes non-fiction. Skewer him, @carlhiaasen.com
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Americans at the moment:
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a man and a woman are driving down a road in a car
Alt: a man and a woman are being driven down a road in a car by a cat named Toonces who can’t drive
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
‘The FBI director clicked a phishing link and was hacked’ is the most insane thing to read in 2026.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com. Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
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The airport perks for Congress may be drying up, not a minute too soon
Delta Airlines suspends its special congressional service, while a Senate bill could end the line-skipping perk for members of Congress.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Literally the stupidest headline.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 15/03/2026
Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The FIFA Peace Prize winner?! *shakes head in Infantino - millions of dollars fall out*
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 04/03/2026
A lot of blaming voters, not enough blaming voter suppression
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
congress sounds cool i wish it was real
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This is an incredible film. Highly recommend and I hope they win
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John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
@repnikema.bsky.social I am a constituent and have voted for you in the past. You sit in John Lewis’ seat. Can you explain your yes vote on this piece of legislation?
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Worst take blocked
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
You’re selling out the most vulnerable of your constituents. Who’s footing the bill?
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Hard nope, grotesque sellout of the most vulnerable among us
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Your post didn’t imply that but go off king
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Jon Ossoff voted no
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Centrists and moderates, what have you done for America lately? Reminds me of the white moderates MLK warned about so many years ago. Just useless.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Omg they are the worst. #sendems #youhadonejob
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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Generals gathered in their masses Having to listen to two dumbasses
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Dandelion energy, like the JD Vance of the left. Always running data to see where the wind is blowing
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 26/08/2025
Banning a vaccine for a pandemic disease that killed millions is real shithead behavior.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
🚨 #georgiatech CBP and ICE are on campus. 600 Means Street #CBP #ICE
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
They didn’t lie enough I guess
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Only one who put it above hip height. Swagger.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Tomé looking like hard disapproval #euros
Sam the Eagle at rest
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
This might be the poster child for mediocre white men who blame everyone else for their own mediocrity. They believe they are intelligent (they aren’t), they believe they are critical thinkers (they aren’t). I know they’ve always been this way, but it is exhausting.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Art
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The dem strategists are literally the worst in the business. This is insane from Jeffries.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
It’s amazing the hot mic moment months ago between Trump and Roberts didn’t make Roberts at least pretend not to be a toady.
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Isaac Neutron @gabylon.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Dumpster garbage juice has endorsed Cuomo
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